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Enfilade - 03 Jul 2006 16:01 GMT
I left a glass of Diet Dr Pepper on the table and went to turn on the
computer.

There was this thunking noise and...

We're not talking about a little spill here.  We're talking about Dr.
Pepper on the table, the chair, the floor, the WALLS, seeping into my
stuff, splattered across my stereo, etc...

So I'm doing damage control trying to get Dr P off my books and
electronics first, and then my newly recovered chairs and then the rug
and then the tabletop...and I KNOW it was a bittie, I just don't know
which.  Tyche is the usual suspect, but she likes to gently put her paw
in and pull it down to drink.  THIS kind of "blast pattern" suggests
the glass got less tipped, more FLIPPED.  And I've seen Kumani on the
table in the past few days as well as Tyche.

So I'm short a can's worth of Dr P, had to throw out some things that
were just too soaked to save, and had a half hour's work trying to dry
out the chair...

This is what parents of human children go through, isn't it?
Monique Y. Mudama - 03 Jul 2006 16:43 GMT
> This is what parents of human children go through, isn't it?

Nahhh.  Kids grow up, eventually.  Cats, on the other hand ...

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Jo Firey - 03 Jul 2006 19:39 GMT
>> This is what parents of human children go through, isn't it?
>
> Nahhh.  Kids grow up, eventually.  Cats, on the other hand ...

They do?  When please.  I can hardly wait.

I'll even settle for them learning that if you spill a soda, and just wipe
it up, it WILL leave a sticky spot.

Charlie has been having a rough time of it lately.  A broken loose tooth and
a long wait to get into the oral surgeon.  So he has been consoling himself
with more than a little Bourbon and Ginger Ale.  I've requested that he use
larger glasses or make smaller drinks.  I really don't care how many.  But
no, he must make them to where they slosh out on the tile.  Thank heaven its
tile.

Jo
jmcquown - 03 Jul 2006 20:37 GMT
>>> This is what parents of human children go through, isn't it?
>>
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>
> Jo

LOL!  Tile is good :)  Taller glasses, for sure.

Jill
Monique Y. Mudama - 04 Jul 2006 07:20 GMT
>> Nahhh.  Kids grow up, eventually.  Cats, on the other hand ...
>
> They do?  When please.  I can hardly wait.
>
> I'll even settle for them learning that if you spill a soda, and
> just wipe it up, it WILL leave a sticky spot.

Admittedly, I don't have experience with child-rearing.  Also
admittedly, this lesson didn't occur to me until someone (you? maybe
Lori) mentioned it on this group a couple of years ago.

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Adrian A - 03 Jul 2006 16:44 GMT
> I left a glass of Diet Dr Pepper on the table and went to turn on the
> computer.
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>
> This is what parents of human children go through, isn't it?

I'm sure it wasn't one of the bitties, they wouldn't do such a thing ;-)
much more likely it was a greebling and the bittie did their best to stop
it. ( I can't type any more and keep a straight face)
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mlbriggs - 03 Jul 2006 16:45 GMT
> I left a glass of Diet Dr Pepper on the table and went to turn on the
> computer.
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>
> This is what parents of human children go through, isn't it?

----and then some!   MLB
sandra - 03 Jul 2006 21:02 GMT
Yep, and they wouldn't admit it either! lol

sandra
Chakolate - 03 Jul 2006 22:12 GMT
> and I KNOW it was a bittie, I just don't know
> which

I always know which of mine did the deed.  If Pi did it, he'll be hiding
under the bed while Doc 'helps' me investigate and clean up the mess.  If
Doc did it, Pi will still be hiding under the bed, but Doc will be
nonchalantly sitting in the window throwing only occasional glances back
into the room.  

Chak

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Stormin Mormon - 04 Jul 2006 20:29 GMT
What's better is when your three year old boy drinks from your coffee
cup. Which gives him the tinkles and  the bouncing off the walls wide
awake for the next six or seven hours.

This I've heard from friends who have three year old boys, coffee, and
walls. Where the adults get a lift from coffee, kids get helium
inflated, and you have to scrape them off the ceiling with a spatula
and tie them to an anvil.

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I left a glass of Diet Dr Pepper on the table and went to turn on the
computer.

There was this thunking noise and...

We're not talking about a little spill here.  We're talking about Dr.
Pepper on the table, the chair, the floor, the WALLS, seeping into my
stuff, splattered across my stereo, etc...

So I'm doing damage control trying to get Dr P off my books and
electronics first, and then my newly recovered chairs and then the rug
and then the tabletop...and I KNOW it was a bittie, I just don't know
which.  Tyche is the usual suspect, but she likes to gently put her
paw
in and pull it down to drink.  THIS kind of "blast pattern" suggests
the glass got less tipped, more FLIPPED.  And I've seen Kumani on the
table in the past few days as well as Tyche.

So I'm short a can's worth of Dr P, had to throw out some things that
were just too soaked to save, and had a half hour's work trying to dry
out the chair...

This is what parents of human children go through, isn't it?
 
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