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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / July 2006My dog eats cats.
Well one day, my dog came home, and just had about 6 baby kittens in her mouth, so of course being the dog lover i am, i whipped out my penis and came all over the cats ripped apart bodies. that my friends, is my story. > that my friends, is my story. I know I'm new here, but do you have to be a long timer to offer recipes? Cuz I have a good one for lemon bars. Chak  SignatureSome proofs command assent. Others woo and charm the intellect. They evoke delight and an overpowering desire to say, "Amen, Amen". --John W Strutt (Lord Rayleigh), mathematician >> that my friends, is my story. > >I know I'm new here, but do you have to be a long timer to offer recipes? >Cuz I have a good one for lemon bars. > >Chak Absolutely not. Let's have it! Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh Make Levees, Not War >>> that my friends, is my story. >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Absolutely not. Let's have it! Okay, here you go: LEMON BARS LEMON BARS 2 c. flour 1 c. butter (2 sticks) 1/2 c. powdered sugar Mix well and pack into a 9 x 13 inch pan and bake 20 minutes at 350 degrees. 4 eggs Pinch of salt 2 c. granulated sugar 6 tbsp. lemon juice 4 tbsp. flour 1 tsp. baking powder Pour topping over crust and bake an additional 25 minutes. Sprinkle with powdered sugar. When cool, cut into bars. One of the cool things about this is that you can easily modify it for low-carb, by substituting almond flour or ground flax seed for the flour, and splenda for the sugar. My diabetic self loves that. :-) Chak SignatureSome proofs command assent. Others woo and charm the intellect. They evoke delight and an overpowering desire to say, "Amen, Amen". --John W Strutt (Lord Rayleigh), mathematician I once had a dog named Bogart who did occasionally eat a cat. Unless it was one of my cats; Then it was one of Bogart's cats. Bogart was a Chow-Shepard mix who would not be trifled with. Any dog harassing one of Bogarts cats was in grave danger. We had a cat named Sid Vicious who loved to bait dogs only to have Bogart come to the rescue. Sid's undoing was forgetting that Bogart wasn't home one day. There are some curious characters out there wearing cat and dog suits. Cheers H. "H. Adam Stevens" <hstevens@totalaccess.net> I am really interested in having a good vegetarian lasagna using mushroom and squash That sounds yum, please can I have the recipe? I did a veggie BBQ last night, which was quite amusing beause of the mix of people there. I had 2 Aussie's who had never been to a veggie BBQ, one weird guy (new b/f of Aussie bird), who basically only eats cheese and meat, and has the complexion to match, gross. There was also a muslim there (married to my Jewish cousin) who assumed the veggie sausages were made out of pork til the meat eating Aussie educated him, I tell you I could write a comedy sketch about the evening! > "H. Adam Stevens" <hstevens@totalaccess.net> > > I am really interested in having a good vegetarian lasagna using mushroom > and squash |
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