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Bonnie - Attack Cat

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Bev - 23 Jun 2006 03:45 GMT
Bonnie has almost given up on the sink peeing but has a new vice - back
riding.   When she was a kitten it was
a cute trick - racing up a human's  back!!   In an adult cat, it is the
pits.

When I am putting on the meal at night I have to watch for her.   If I bend
over to open a low cupboard or look in the frig. she hurls herself at me.
But not to the shoulder, oh no, she hangs from the middle of my back,
yelling.   It is impossible to remove her short of rolling on the floor.
She clings like a limpet.

DH has a solution.   He runs screaming in from the kitchen stooped in half,
shouting "get this b......... cat off me!!!   Bonnie loves the attention.
I can see her watching me out of the corner of my eye - any minute it is
attack!!!   Wine glasses go flying, hot fat burns hands in the kitchen   Now
she is extending her repertoire to visitors.   Where will it end?

Is Bonnie going to attack the postman like that unfortunate cat in the news
lately?    And what will happen in the summertime when bare backs are in
vogue, I shudder to think.   Perhaps it was better when she just peed in the
sink.

Bev

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 23 Jun 2006 06:42 GMT
> Bonnie has almost given up on the sink peeing but has a new vice -
> back riding. When she was a kitten it was a cute trick - racing up
> a human's back!! In an adult cat, it is the pits.

> When I am putting on the meal at night I have to watch for her. If I bend
> over to open a low cupboard or look in the frig. she hurls herself at me.
> But not to the shoulder, oh no, she hangs from the middle of my back,
> yelling. It is impossible to remove her short of rolling on the floor.
> She clings like a limpet.

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Ouch!! Somebody needs her claws clipped!

See what happens when you raise impressionable young felines in a home
environment *crippled* by computer game addiction? While she was starting
down her path of delinquency by peeing in the sink, where was her mom?
Off in front of the computer, of course, with no idea what was going on
with her children! And now look what they're into. You'll have to send
them to Adult Cats of Game Addicts Anonymous.

Joyce
Bev - 23 Jun 2006 08:12 GMT
> > Bonnie has almost given up on the sink peeing but has a new vice -
> > back riding. When she was a kitten it was a cute trick - racing up
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>
> Joyce

lol Joyce.   We all need help here.   Wonder if there is a local  branch of
ACGAA.

Bev
kilikini - 23 Jun 2006 11:23 GMT
> Bonnie has almost given up on the sink peeing but has a new vice - back
> riding.   When she was a kitten it was
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>
> Bev

That's funny, but.........not!  OUCH!  You've got a full case of hoolicat on
your hands.  Maybe she needs therapy?

kili
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 23 Jun 2006 18:16 GMT
> Is Bonnie going to attack the postman like that unfortunate cat in the news
> lately?    And what will happen in the summertime when bare backs are in
> vogue, I shudder to think.   Perhaps it was better when she just peed in the
> sink.

I had friend who thought it was so cute when his kitten
climbed his body to sit on his shoulder - until the morning
he was standing nude in front of the bathroom mirror, shaving!
Bev - 23 Jun 2006 22:45 GMT
>> Is Bonnie going to attack the postman like that unfortunate cat in the
>> news lately?    And what will happen in the summertime when bare backs
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> to sit on his shoulder - until the morning he was standing nude in front
> of the bathroom mirror, shaving!

That is so funny  Evelyn, brings up a fascinating image, lol.

For some weird reason "Bonnie - Attack Cat" has posted itself twice, I have
no idea why as I didn't do it!

Bev
kilikini - 24 Jun 2006 08:39 GMT
> > Is Bonnie going to attack the postman like that unfortunate cat in the news
> > lately?    And what will happen in the summertime when bare backs are in
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> climbed his body to sit on his shoulder - until the morning
> he was standing nude in front of the bathroom mirror, shaving!

Oh, man, that gave me a good visual as well as a chuckle!  LOL

kili
Marina - 27 Jun 2006 06:06 GMT
> Bonnie has almost given up on the sink peeing but has a new vice - back
> riding.   When she was a kitten it was
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> vogue, I shudder to think.   Perhaps it was better when she just peed in the
> sink.

LOL! This is so familiar! Miranda is the back rider around here. I will
be standing at the kitchen counter, preparing my food, and suddenly I
have a million sharp claws in my back! I know never, ever to bend over
for anything if Miranda is anywhere near. And I know that sight, out of
the corner of my eye, when she hovers in that certain way beside/behind
me... I turn around quickly and say NO MIRANDA! but I'm usually too
late. The claws are already in my back.

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