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I AM NOMEN, KING OF THE TROLLS

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Nomen Nescio - 14 Jun 2006 20:10 GMT
bow in my presents
a.sholes

i am nomen
king of the trolls
cybercat - 14 Jun 2006 20:49 GMT
> bow in my presents
> a.sholes
>
> i am nomen
> king of the trolls

It's "presence," Barry.

lol
-L. - 14 Jun 2006 21:59 GMT
> It's "presence," Barry.
>
> lol

BTW, what'd you do recently to piss off old Nomen?  Or is he still
sulking about the same old sh.t from before?
-L.
cybercat - 14 Jun 2006 22:04 GMT
> > It's "presence," Barry.
> >
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> sulking about the same old sh.t from before?
> -L.

I did nothing! Although, I get the impression there may be some people
still p*ffed off at me from a longggg time ago. :) It is kind of a strong
impression. wahahaha! (People have no sense of humor!) ;)
-L. - 14 Jun 2006 22:38 GMT
> I did nothing! Although, I get the impression there may be some people
> still p*ffed off at me from a longggg time ago. :) It is kind of a strong
> impression. wahahaha! (People have no sense of humor!) ;)

He definitely has a boil or two on his a.s, that's for sure.  Maybe he
needs some brown sugar. ;)

-L.
cybercat - 14 Jun 2006 22:44 GMT
> > I did nothing! Although, I get the impression there may be some people
> > still p*ffed off at me from a longggg time ago. :) It is kind of a strong
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> -L.

lol

Or maybe some of that ghetto root Barry keeps talking about.
kurupt - 15 Jun 2006 01:27 GMT
> lol
>
> Or maybe some of that ghetto root Barry keeps talking about.

lol, not a chance

but now there are some crackheads down the street and for a few buxs Im
sure they could hook him up. If he's got 20 bux, I bet they'd treat him
reaaal nice.
cybercat - 15 Jun 2006 01:32 GMT
> > lol
> >
> > Or maybe some of that ghetto root Barry keeps talking about.
>
> lol, not a chance

I wasn't talking about YOURS!

Eyyyyewww.

bleah
kurupt - 15 Jun 2006 02:23 GMT
> > > lol
> > >
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>
> bleah

real charming cyber

may I reccomend a hot poker for Nomen assholio
cybercat - 15 Jun 2006 02:32 GMT
> > > > lol
> > > >
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>
> may I reccomend a hot poker for Nomen assholio

You know some hot pokers? *raising my eyebrows*
kurupt - 15 Jun 2006 03:31 GMT
> You know some hot pokers? *raising my eyebrows*

male or female?

lol

crack or heron
cybercat - 15 Jun 2006 03:57 GMT
>> You know some hot pokers? *raising my eyebrows*
>
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>
> crack or heron

Heron. I love those long-legged birds.

Do you still love me? :

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kurupt - 15 Jun 2006 05:01 GMT
> Heron. I love those long-legged birds.

I hear ya, I meant it as heroin, i call it heron, sounds like heir-on,
but the H is not silent

> Do you still love me? :
what are you feeling?
cybercat - 15 Jun 2006 05:06 GMT
>> Heron. I love those long-legged birds.
>
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>> Do you still love me? :
> what are you feeling?

like I need  love.

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kurupt - 15 Jun 2006 05:11 GMT
> like I need  love.

Well I still love you

:)

don't let Nomen troll bother you, I'll pay him 50 bux to tell the
truth! he never saw an airport last week.
cybercat - 15 Jun 2006 05:23 GMT
>> like I need  love.
>
> Well I still love you

Well thank goodness.

How about a kith?

*pucker*

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kurupt - 15 Jun 2006 06:32 GMT
> Well thank goodness.
>
> How about a kith?
>
> *pucker*

nice try, put your tongue back in your mouth so I can kiss you
cybercat - 15 Jun 2006 06:44 GMT
>> Well thank goodness.
>>
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>
> nice try, put your tongue back in your mouth so I can kiss you

No!

>: P

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-L. - 15 Jun 2006 06:52 GMT
> No!
>
> >: P

You two really do need to get a chatroom...
-L.
cybercat - 15 Jun 2006 06:55 GMT
> > No!
> >
> > >: P
>
> You two really do need to get a chatroom...
> -L.

ahem.

This is performance art.

It must be done in public.
kurupt - 15 Jun 2006 07:17 GMT
> > > No!
> > >
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>
> It must be done in public.

CHATROOM? last time we tried that you tried to snatch me bald!
-L. - 15 Jun 2006 08:30 GMT
> CHATROOM? last time we tried that you tried to snatch me bald!

Honey chile,  if I was SNATCHING you, you wouldn't be complainin'...

-L.
kurupt - 15 Jun 2006 07:19 GMT
> > nice try, put your tongue back in your mouth so I can kiss you
>
> No!
>
> >: P

ok... was you're idea!

:b

you wanna "split" a tic tac first?
cybercat - 15 Jun 2006 16:51 GMT
> > > nice try, put your tongue back in your mouth so I can kiss you
> >
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>
> you wanna "split" a tic tac first?

>: /     Whatchoo tryin to say?

*reeling my tongue back in*
kurupt - 16 Jun 2006 00:39 GMT
> >: /     Whatchoo tryin to say?
>
> *reeling my tongue back in*

I'm just saying it's TWO...2 mints in one

come'ere buckey gimmie large kiss....

mmmmmmm wah!
cybercat - 16 Jun 2006 03:21 GMT
> > >: /     Whatchoo tryin to say?
> >
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>
> mmmmmmm wah!

>:}

*blush*
kurupt - 16 Jun 2006 06:41 GMT
> >:}
>
> *blush*

how are you with back rubs

I need somebody to get this knot out of my shoulder

maybe you could take your shoes off and walk on me, and make it hurt
some

I know, it's all about me.

should I feel guilty getting a back rub? CAN I GET A BACK RUB?

dammit, if I didn't have all this knot in my shoulder I wouldn't be so
grumpy all the time.
cybercat - 16 Jun 2006 12:55 GMT
> > >:}
> >
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> dammit, if I didn't have all this knot in my shoulder I wouldn't be so
> grumpy all the time.

Well why didn't you say so! By all MEANS, bring that knotty
back over here.

How are your kitties (she said, flipping open the top on the massage
oil and getting the hot towels ready ...)
kurupt - 16 Jun 2006 13:31 GMT
> Well why didn't you say so! By all MEANS, bring that knotty
> back over here.
>
> How are your kitties (she said, flipping open the top on the massage
> oil and getting the hot towels ready ...)

that smells really good, it smells like sandalwood

ooooo pussy cat where'd you learn that! oh sh.t

hell yeah! you're back on my Christmas list

ow! yes, right there! it's killin me
I can't imagine how it got there
-L. - 15 Jun 2006 04:45 GMT
> real charming cyber
>
> may I reccomend a hot poker for Nomen assholio

Apparently he already HAS A HOT POKER UP HIS ASSHOLIO...

Opps sorry - kitty is helping...

-l.
kurupt - 16 Jun 2006 02:54 GMT
> i am nomen
> king of the trolls

you're so low, you could sit on notebook paper and swing your legs
Stormin Mormon - 17 Jun 2006 03:16 GMT
None of your presents are big enough to stand in, much less bow.

http://www.hopi.org/Images/photogallery/Images/Christmas%20Presents%20for%20Hopi
%20kids_gif.jpg


Here is a picture of your presents.

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 You can't shout down a troll.
 You have to starve them.
.

bow in my presents
a.sholes

i am nomen
king of the trolls
cybercat - 17 Jun 2006 03:26 GMT
> None of your presents are big enough to stand in, much less bow.
>
> http://www.hopi.org/Images/photogallery/Images/Christmas%20Presents%20for%20Hopi
%20kids_gif.jpg

>
> Here is a picture of your presents.

Very witty Norman. How are your cats?

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kurupt - 17 Jun 2006 05:15 GMT
> > None of your presents are big enough to stand in, much less bow.
> >
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>
> Very witty Norman. How are your cats?

i dont get it, is it really that korny, you say presence he says
presents?

well, I will say those look like some nice presents, i could use a new
basketball
cybercat - 17 Jun 2006 05:18 GMT
> > > None of your presents are big enough to stand in, much less bow.

http://www.hopi.org/Images/photogallery/Images/Christmas%20Presents%20for%20Hopi
%20kids_gif.jpg


> > > Here is a picture of your presents.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> well, I will say those look like some nice presents, i could use a new
> basketball

you got a basketball jones?
kurupt - 17 Jun 2006 05:36 GMT
> you got a basketball jones?

I'm pretty good

When they see me setting for a shot
they call me "Biiiirrd" before the ball even leaves my hands

heh heh
-L. - 17 Jun 2006 11:04 GMT
> you got a basketball jones?

Ok, now THAT was funny.  But I think Barry is too young to get it.

-L.
cybercat - 17 Jun 2006 12:07 GMT
> > you got a basketball jones?
>
> Ok, now THAT was funny.  But I think Barry is too young to get it.
>
> -L.

I have sisters nearly a generation older than me who used to SING that song.
It is one of my least pleasant early memories!
-L. - 17 Jun 2006 18:59 GMT
> I have sisters nearly a generation older than me who used to SING that song.
> It is one of my least pleasant early memories!

I have many similar memories...my sisters are 17.5, 14 and 6 years
older than I.  The dancing of the eldest is what is most embarassing.

-L.
cybercat - 17 Jun 2006 19:09 GMT
> > I have sisters nearly a generation older than me who used to SING that song.
> > It is one of my least pleasant early memories!
>
> I have many similar memories...my sisters are 17.5, 14 and 6 years
> older than I.  The dancing of the eldest is what is most embarassing.

It's pretty astonishing the things we have in common. No wonder we
were at each other's throats! lol
Stormin Mormon - 17 Jun 2006 14:16 GMT
Purr....fect.

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 You can't shout down a troll.
 You have to starve them.
.

Very witty Norman. How are your cats?
 
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