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When will you die? (OT)

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Pat - 29 May 2006 21:41 GMT
You have to sign up to do this but it's a simple process (be sure to pick an
uncommon username and a complex password) and the test is funny.

http://community.sparknotes.com/death/

My result:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Sunday, September 30th 2029
At the tender age of 76 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

Cleaning your Rifle (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Cancer (4%)
Drowning (3%)

Other fascinating statistics:

20,023,861 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team sex.
3% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 19094 people claim to have leprosy.
David Stevenson - 07 Jun 2006 13:03 GMT
>You have to sign up to do this but it's a simple process (be sure to pick an
>uncommon username and a complex password) and the test is funny.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>Sunday, September 30th 2029
>At the tender age of 76 years old.

Saturday, July 5th 3513
At the ripe old age of 1565 years old.

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