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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / October 2004OT A Rat on Your Head?
If you ever wondered how a slew of celebrities, from Charles Dickens and Albert Einstein to Tom Cruise and Britney Spears would look like with rats on their heads, you're in luck. <http://www.geocities.com/youhavearatonyourhead/index.html> Click on a page number. ;) Although, I wonder if they shouldn't be reported to the ASPCA for cruelty to the rat, putting the poor thing on some of those heads. :P Damn, if anyone could look good with a rat on his head, though, it's Ralph Fiennes. Oh baby! Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com I thought Donald Trump already had a rat on his head? Or is it a rat's nest?  SignatureVictor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com >I thought Donald Trump already had a rat on his head? Or is it a rat's nest? I thought it was a dead possum with henna. :P Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Victor Martinez <me@nospam.com> had some very interesting things to say about Re: OT A Rat on Your Head?: >I thought Donald Trump already had a rat on his head? Or is it a rat's nest? I thought it was a dead tribble. [Seriously, a friend of mine actually owns a tribble. When she showed it to me, my immediate reaction was "what are you doing with Donald Trump's toupee?" You'd think a guy that rich could afford a halfway decent rug. :-)] Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL >Victor Martinez <me@nospam.com> had some very interesting things to >say about Re: OT A Rat on Your Head?: [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >Trump's toupee?" You'd think a guy that rich could afford a halfway >decent rug. :-)] OK, bad joke time. Britney Spears goes to the doctor with a rat on her head. The doc says "Good Lord, how long have you had that thing?" The rat says, "I dunno, it just started out as a little wart on my butt." Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > her head. The doc says "Good Lord, how long have you had that thing?" > The rat says, "I dunno, it just started out as a little wart on my > butt." LOL!!!!! SignatureVictor Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam here: uce@ftc.gov Email me here: pistorLITTER@BOXaustin.rr.com > If you ever wondered how a slew of celebrities, from Charles Dickens > and Albert Einstein to Tom Cruise and Britney Spears would look like [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Ralph Fiennes. Oh baby! > Theresa Dunno about Ralph, but that website is perfect for two of my kids. One of them has rats, the other has had rats, and both now have the link for "You Have a Rat on Your Head. Oh, and as a kid I had rats too so I've bookmarked it for myself, all thanks to you! Next up: Your Scarf Is Really A Snake. (A herpetologist friend of mine has upwards of 30 snakes, guaranteed to match any outfit you may have...want to come help me start a new web site? ;) --Fil > Next up: Your Scarf Is Really A Snake. > (A herpetologist friend of mine has upwards of 30 snakes, guaranteed > to match any outfit you may have...want to come help me start a new > web site? ;) > --Fil Good idea. I guess that's how the fashion fixture the boa got its name! > If you ever wondered how a slew of celebrities, from Charles Dickens > and Albert Einstein to Tom Cruise and Britney Spears would look like [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Damn, if anyone could look good with a rat on his head, though, it's > Ralph Fiennes. Oh baby! Is this some sort of new American humour that we Brits haven't caught on to yet? Tweed >> If you ever wondered how a slew of celebrities, from Charles Dickens >> and Albert Einstein to Tom Cruise and Britney Spears would look like [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > >Tweed Well, look, there are Brits there with rats on their heads.;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > Is this some sort of new American humour that we Brits haven't caught on to > yet? > > Tweed If it is this "yank" doesn't get it either - but then I like British humor better than American, to me it tends to more "wit" than "slapstick" (and even the slapstick of say Monty Python is still wittier than the Three Stooges). Hugs, CatNipped >> Is this some sort of new American humour that we Brits haven't caught on >to [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >CatNipped An English friend says, "Americans who like British humor because it's sophisticated never heard my dad repeat 'What's that on the road, a head?' fifty times in one afternoon." Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > An English friend says, "Americans who like British humor because it's > sophisticated never heard my dad repeat 'What's that on the road, a > head?' fifty times in one afternoon." LOL! I never thought of Bridish humor as more sophisticated, just different. But then, don't ask me, I *like* slapstick and I ain't afraid to admit it! :) Joyce Oh no - not your friend's Dad too! My Mum has been doing that for years. Almost every time we take her in the car she will say it at least once, and then giggle like it's the first time. Grating hardly begins to touch it! Tish >An English friend says, "Americans who like British humor because it's >sophisticated never heard my dad repeat 'What's that on the road, a [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh >My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >Oh no - not your friend's Dad too! My Mum has been doing that for >years. Almost every time we take her in the car she will say it at >least once, and then giggle like it's the first time. Grating hardly >begins to touch it! > >Tish Oh Lord, yes. I know these people. The brother also likes to say "What is this thing called, love?" and laugh like a banshee. :P Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >>Oh no - not your friend's Dad too! My Mum has been doing that for >>years. Almost every time we take her in the car she will say it at [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Theresa I wouldn't call any of that typical British humour. Tweed > I wouldn't call any of that typical British humour. Sounds like Benny Hill to me. Don't know whether he was typical, but he was British. >> I wouldn't call any of that typical British humour. > > Sounds like Benny Hill to me. Don't know whether he was typical, but > he was British. To our shame. He was dreadful. Not typical at all. Tweed >> I wouldn't call any of that typical British humour. > >Sounds like Benny Hill to me. Don't know whether he was typical, but >he was British. I adore Benny Hill. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > >> I wouldn't call any of that typical British humour. > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I adore Benny Hill. > Theresa Ditto. For one thing, he wisely gave Jane Leeves ("Daphne" on Frasier) a job, and she says she adored him too. >>Sounds like Benny Hill to me. Don't know whether he was typical, but >>he was British. > > I adore Benny Hill. > > Theresa So do I, but Benny Hill isn't typical "anything." But then I tend to smell burning leaves/wood/whatever, and say "hmm, something's burning, and it isn't love." Pam S. corny as they come >> Is this some sort of new American humour that we Brits haven't caught on > to [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > CatNipped I just don't *get* the rat on the head either. I can't see anything funny in it at all. Maybe I need a humour implant. I'm not a slapstick fan at all, but Monty Python was a bit different. Who will ever forget the dead parrot taken back to the petshop? For those who haven't seen this sketch, a chap takes a parrot back (it's dead, and was dead when he bought it) Pet shop owner does his best to persuade customer that it isn't dead at all. Customer finally loses his patience "Look, this is an EX PARROT" You have to see it to appreciate it. You could say "this is an ex-parrot" to anyone in Britain and they'd know exactly what you meant and where it came from. Tweed > I just don't *get* the rat on the head either. I can't see anything funny > in it at all. Maybe I need a humour implant. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Tweed I *LOVED* that skit. I also loved "Life of Brian", "...The Holy Grail", and anything John Cleese is in. (I still watch reruns of Fawlty Towers - speaking of me, my DH uses that famous line, "She can draw blood with her tongue at thirty paces." Sybil was just too hilarious!) Hugs, CatNipped >> I just don't *get* the rat on the head either. I can't see anything funny >> in it at all. Maybe I need a humour implant. [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] >speaking of me, my DH uses that famous line, "She can draw blood with her >tongue at thirty paces." Sybil was just too hilarious!) When John Cleese was on Desert Island Discs (an English radio program), back in the eighties, he also asked for a papier-mache replica of Margaret Thatcher and a basball bat. We should elect him God. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >>> Is this some sort of new American humour that we Brits haven't caught on >> to [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > >Tweed Here too. But what is the difference between selling a dead parrot and a rat on someone's head, e.g., a rat photoshopped onto a lot of pictures of celebrity's heads? They are both absurd. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >>> Is this some sort of new American humour that we Brits haven't >>> caught on to yet? [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > Tweed I think there are two people in outer mongolia that don't know that sketch. ;-) SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. "Christina Websell" <spamfree@tinawebsell.wanadoo.co.uk> had some very interesting things to say about Re: OT A Rat on Your Head?: >I just don't *get* the rat on the head either. I can't see anything funny >in it at all. Maybe I need a humour implant. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >is an ex-parrot" to anyone in Britain and they'd know exactly what you meant >and where it came from. Personally, my favorite Monty Python is the one with the Pope [John Cleese] and Michelangelo [I think Eric Idle] arguing about Michelangelo's version of the Last Supper. :-) Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL >"Christina Websell" <spamfree@tinawebsell.wanadoo.co.uk> had some very >interesting things to say about Re: OT A Rat on Your Head?: [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >Cleese] and Michelangelo [I think Eric Idle] arguing about >Michelangelo's version of the Last Supper. :-) "I'm the bloody Pope, and I know what I like!" Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >>"Christina Websell" <spamfree@tinawebsell.wanadoo.co.uk> had some very >>interesting things to say about Re: OT A Rat on Your Head?: [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > "I'm the bloody Pope, and I know what I like!" My favorite is the Twit Olympics. Currently taking place all across the US as political candidates attempt to drum up votes for the elections on 11/2/04. SignatureThe ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)? email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep > My favorite is the Twit Olympics. Currently taking place all across the US > as political candidates attempt to drum up votes for the elections on [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com > http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep ROFL!!! Hugs, CatNipped On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 22:06:20 GMT, "Magic Mood Jeep©" <nobody@nowhere.net> yodeled: >>>"Christina Websell" <spamfree@tinawebsell.wanadoo.co.uk> had some very >>>interesting things to say about Re: OT A Rat on Your Head?: [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] >as political candidates attempt to drum up votes for the elections on >11/2/04. What about Confuse-A-Cat? Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 22:06:20 GMT, "Magic Mood Jeep©" > <nobody@nowhere.net> yodeled: [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > What about Confuse-A-Cat? Sings "OH...I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day..." Pam S. <snip older bits of thread> >>>>Personally, my favorite Monty Python is the one with the Pope [John >>>>Cleese] and Michelangelo [I think Eric Idle] arguing about [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh > My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Topical, but for me the fish-slapping dance does it every time. >Topical, but for me the fish-slapping dance does it every time. Definitely a monument of Western civilization.;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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