How ungrateful can one get?  It isn't everyday when one gets a young
tender little rattie handed to you by your best boycat.  Please let her
know that you aren't pleased and if she doesn't at least serve them up
to you and KFC that you'll just have to stop catching them for her.

Pam S. on behalf of the owners and hoping that Sonya doesn't bring me
another bird

Oooooooh I wood luvs fur you to visit! Can you come onna Fryday?  Mommy &
Daddy not be home dis Fryday, dey say dey is goin to da KAR BORE AY SHUN
day at da IN DEE HAN HAP OLE ISS MOE TUR SPEEDWAY, dey gonna be gone alla
day!  Weebs finkin bowt teleportin to see his sweetie, Persia, so I bets
Mommy & Daddy nefur efun knwed dat you wuz here!  Pleez say you can come on
Fryday!

Purrs and nose-kissies
Mimi
(Weeble's baby sisfur)

{Mommy's note:  Carboration Day is a big 'celebration' at the Speedway, used
to be held the Thursday before the Indy 500 race, but employers were
complaining that workers were taking *5* day weekends (Thursday to party,
Friday to recuperate, Saturday & Sunday, then Monday is a National Holiday
here in the US: Labor Day, so after much deliberation, they moved
Carboration Day to the Friday before).  I've never gone (even though I've
lived in Indiana since 1970), to neither Carboration Day nor the Indy 500,
although I *did* visit the Speedway on a class trip in high school (they
have a cool museum, with race cars from way back in 1911 (when the first
race was run, they've held 90 races yearly since them skipping a couple
years each in WWI & WWII), more info here http://www.indy500.com/faq/),
there weren't many of us that went, and some people were test-driving a new
model car on the track - they let each of us kids drive a lap around the
track in the car (with co-pilot, of course).  This was back in the 1980's -
nowadays they wouldn't *dream* of letting kids drive around the track for
fear of injury and lawsuits!}