All you kitties know the cross I have to bear. You know there is this
little-- well, not so little anymore, he's almost as big as me!!--
weasly interloper in my castle, erm excuse me, my house. The wild
thing, the little Visigoth who jumps around like a jumping bean, and
often lands on ME. I can't even have a private case of the zoomies,
anymore, he thinks it's an invitation. And he's in MY face, all the
time, in Mommy's and Grandma's faces AND laps all the time--
everywhere I look, there he is. He's totally inescapable. OK, well,
sometimes I kind of enjoy chasing him around the house. But still . .
.
And would you believe this? When the ding-dong makes the ding-dong
noise, little Badass heads for the hills, or at least the basement, or
under Mommy's bed. It's only the nice man with the can, or any of the
other nice people who come and do something interesting in the house--
they usually need my help-- and then skritch me. Ha. What a wuss. :P
Love,
Stinky
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> All you kitties know the cross I have to bear. You know there is this
> little-- well, not so little anymore, he's almost as big as me!!--
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> sometimes I kind of enjoy chasing him around the house. But still . .
> .
I hear you brother. Not only has this little tabby interloper taken over
my house and my Meowmie, he has grown *bigger* than me so I can't beat
the snot out of him any more. Now I have to watch out he doesn't bowl me
over when he comes bouncing at me. He should have been named Tigger,
he's so bouncy. And he's always trying to steal my food. Disgusting
little brat.
Miranda
> And would you believe this? When the ding-dong makes the ding-dong
> noise, little Badass heads for the hills, or at least the basement, or
> under Mommy's bed. It's only the nice man with the can, or any of the
> other nice people who come and do something interesting in the house--
> they usually need my help-- and then skritch me. Ha. What a wuss. :P
It's the same here with Miranda. Whenever the thing by the door makes
the funny noise, she disappears. Even when Meowmie comes home, Mir-mir
vanishes into her own private black hole and doesn't come out for a
while. Shtoopid, I say! I always go and check out who's coming, and they
always give me scritches. If it's Meowmie, I throw myself down at her
feet and show her my tummy, just to remind her I have a very cute spotty
tummy that needs FEEDING.
Caliban

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Shiral - 20 May 2006 06:23 GMT
Unka Pan used to tell me Mama and Me came horning in on HIS home when
we arrived. He used to tell me he only put up with us because he HAD
to. I used to try to play with him, and sometimes, he would even play
a little too. But one day last Munth, Meowmie carelessly left Unka Pan
at da vet, and she hasn't gone back to get him, so I'm afraid he won't
be back. =o( He was nice to cuddle up with at night when he wuzn't
being grumpy.
I never run when it's Meowmie at the door, but sometimes I feel very
shy when somebody raps loud on the door. But I have the perfect hiding
place under the bed quilt. Meowmie sez I don't fool anybody, but if
they don't see me, they don't chase me, right? My Meowmie sez I too
have a very cute spotty tummy, but she only feeds it twice a day.
Nina.
Adrian A - 20 May 2006 14:34 GMT
> Unka Pan used to tell me Mama and Me came horning in on HIS home when
> we arrived. He used to tell me he only put up with us because he HAD
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> Nina.
Daddy feeds me twice a day, I keep telling him it should be twice an hour.
Snoopy
MatSav - 22 May 2006 17:44 GMT
> Daddy feeds me twice a day, I keep telling him it should be twice an hour.
I can identify with that!

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MatSav
Kreisleriana - 20 May 2006 20:19 GMT
>Unka Pan used to tell me Mama and Me came horning in on HIS home when
>we arrived. He used to tell me he only put up with us because he HAD
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>Nina.
I can't understand how anyone wouldn't think you're adorable, Nina. ;)
Theresa
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