Please explain why IBKFergus hurtles around the house in full halloween
mode, chasing greeblings, and why she'll bat pretty much anything that is
even remotely battable around for hours on end, and why her favourite place
to go a'hunting is the kitchen with the wood floor ao that if she's not
batting stuff or chasing greeblings, she's inthe kitchen crouched down and
bum wiggling, waiting for an evil dust bunny or stray dog kibble to appear
so she can bat it around more, but when a mouse, a proper real life mouse,
scuttles across the kitchen floor, she doesn't leap upon it with delight,
but nearly sh*ts herself in fright, and runs away, petrified, and won't come
out from under the lounge for nearly 3 hours?

Please also explain why Shmogg let the very same mouse run over his front
paw and did *nothing*, not even so much as *look* at what was running over
his foot.

And why Cary wanted to chase and play with the mouse, and kept trying to get
into the kitchen to look under the fridge, long after the mouse had made its
exit?

Please explain why my son is a better cat than the two felines in the house?

Yowie