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jmcquown - 02 May 2006 21:07 GMT
Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)

Love you guys!

Jill
Christina Websell - 03 May 2006 00:00 GMT
> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>
> Love you guys!
>
> Jill

Why do you want to move to Scotland?  Very cold weather, no work. Nice
scenery.  Think again.

Tweed (half Scottish herself)
jmcquown - 03 May 2006 00:23 GMT
>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>>
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>
> Tweed (half Scottish herself)

Well, ya know... McQuown, Douglas, Brown (Broun)

Jill
Christina Websell - 03 May 2006 00:40 GMT
>>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>>>
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>
> Jill

Not a good enough reason.  Stay where you are.  I'm more Scottish than you
are and I wouldn't dream of going to live there.  Note my words.  IT'S TOO
COLD UP THERE!

Tweed
Matthew AKA NMR - 03 May 2006 01:08 GMT
>>>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>>>>
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>
> Tweed

Rather be to cold than have 90 degrees 8 am wake up calls
Christina Websell - 03 May 2006 01:46 GMT
>>>>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>>>>>
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>>
> Rather be to cold than have 90 degrees 8 am wake up calls

Phew.  Has been a year or two since it's been 90 here and when it is we all
faint from the awful heat and the temp drops the next day to 70.  Then it
rains for two weeks just to put us in our place. Ah.. British weather.. you
have to love it.

Tweed
jmcquown - 03 May 2006 07:51 GMT
>>>>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>>>>>
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>>
> Rather be to cold than have 90 degrees 8 am wake up calls

Try 100F degrees in the shade with tornados, earthquakes and did I mention
100F degrees?  I do have the tornadic weather last week to thank for this
cool spell, though.  It only got up to 82F today!

Jill
Chakolate - 03 May 2006 04:37 GMT
> Note my words.  IT'S TOO
> COLD UP THERE!

Too cold?  From a page about Scotland's climate: "January and February
are the coldest months, averaging 41°F to 45°F (5°C to 7°C), and summer
has average temperatures of 66°F (19°C) during its warmest months of July
and August."  The hottest months average 66 and the coldest average 41?  
Sounds like paradise to me.  

Chak

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treeline12345@yahoo.com - 03 May 2006 04:51 GMT
> > Note my words.  IT'S TOO
> > COLD UP THERE!
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
>   --Mark Twain

Interesting. I think we have here a difference of opinion with a fact
in the middle. How to explain this discrepancy? Just what is the range
and the cities being used for the temps?
Chakolate - 03 May 2006 07:16 GMT
> Interesting. I think we have here a difference of opinion with a fact
> in the middle. How to explain this discrepancy? Just what is the range
> and the cities being used for the temps?

Glasgow and Edinburgh.

Chak

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Matthew AKA NMR - 03 May 2006 05:06 GMT
>> Note my words.  IT'S TOO
>> COLD UP THERE!
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>
> Chak

Ok that is it I am selling everything  Booking a flight :-)
John F. Eldredge - 03 May 2006 05:32 GMT
>> Note my words.  IT'S TOO
>> COLD UP THERE!
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>
>Chak

Also, keep in mind that there are very long days in the summer and
very long nights in the winter, due to the high-latitude location.

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 03 May 2006 05:33 GMT
> Too cold?  From a page about Scotland's climate: "January and February
> are the coldest months, averaging 41?F to 45?F (5?C to 7?C), and summer
> has average temperatures of 66?F (19?C) during its warmest months of July
> and August."  The hottest months average 66 and the coldest average 41?  
> Sounds like paradise to me.  

Wow, that's even more temperate than where I live! Here it ranges
between low 40s (4-ish C) and high 80s (30C), sometimes hitting the
3 digits (100F = 38C) in the middle of the summer. So occasionally
it gets a little too hot for my comfort (which is why I finally bought
a car with A/C a few years ago), but usually it's quite comfortable.

Sounds like Scotland doesn't have a lot of variety in temperature,
and it stays right in the middle. Very pleasant-sounding to me.

Joyce
Adrian A - 03 May 2006 10:53 GMT
>  > Too cold?  From a page about Scotland's climate: "January and
>  February > are the coldest months, averaging 41?F to 45?F (5?C to
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> Joyce

It rarely gets very cold in Britain due to warming by the gulf stream, other
parts of the world at the same lattitude get much colder during the winter.
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Karen - 03 May 2006 15:32 GMT
> > Note my words.  IT'S TOO
> > COLD UP THERE!
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>
> Chak

Me too!!!!!
Kreisleriana - 04 May 2006 04:35 GMT
>> > Note my words.  IT'S TOO
>> > COLD UP THERE!
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>>
>Me too!!!!!

Not if you consider how many days are gray and clammy.  It rarely gets
below freezing, true, but there's a really biting chill.

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Chakolate - 04 May 2006 07:12 GMT
> Not if you consider how many days are gray and clammy.  It rarely gets
> below freezing, true, but there's a really biting chill.

Fine by me - Chicago is generally a high-humidity location, too.  You
learn to dress for it, no?

Chak

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Sandy - 04 May 2006 06:21 GMT
>> > Note my words.  IT'S TOO
>> > COLD UP THERE!
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>>
> Me too!!!!!

Me three!

Sandy
Rhino - 03 May 2006 22:54 GMT
>> Note my words.  IT'S TOO
>> COLD UP THERE!
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> and August."  The hottest months average 66 and the coldest average 41?
> Sounds like paradise to me.

I hope your idea of paradise includes rain.

One of my friends visited Scotland once and it rained almost nonstop for the
two weeks that he was there. He was staying at a B&B and looked out the
window one day to find it pouring again. He asked the hostess if it always
rained so hard. She said "Rain? Och, no, it's just a wee Scottish mist!"

Now, apparently the amount of rain varies considerably depending on which
part of Scotland you are in. I think the west coast is far wetter than the
east coast, although I might have those backwards. But you should definitely
be aware that it rains there a lot before deciding to move there
permanently.

I know for a fact that some people find constant rain harder to take than
cold.

One of my friends was born in Scotland and emigrated here (Canada) when he
was 28. He much prefers the Canadian climate; he says the slightly colder
temperatures in Southern Ontario are far easier to take than the frequent
rain in his native Glasgow.

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Cheryl Perkins - 04 May 2006 01:20 GMT
<snip>
> One of my friends was born in Scotland and emigrated here (Canada) when he
> was 28. He much prefers the Canadian climate; he says the slightly colder
> temperatures in Southern Ontario are far easier to take than the frequent
> rain in his native Glasgow.

People vary so much in their climate preferences! I've always prefered
rain, mist and fog to the climate of southern Ontario, which I find too
hot in the summer and too cold in the winter. People who aren't used to
it, or who simply dislike wet weather, seem to find the climate in coastal
regions (which are often rainy) rather trying.

During the extremely short period I was able to spend in Scotland, I found
the climate very pleasant, but as I spent a couple of summer days in
Edinburgh, and my experiences cannot be generalized to the summer or
Glasgow or the Hebrides....

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Chakolate - 04 May 2006 04:02 GMT
"Rhino" <no.offline.contact.please@nospam.com> wrote in news:AC96g.3479
$ix6.246949@news20.bellglobal.com:

> I hope your idea of paradise includes rain.

nodnodnod  Especially if there's thunder and lightning.

Chak

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jmcquown - 04 May 2006 04:05 GMT
>>> Note my words.  IT'S TOO
>>> COLD UP THERE!
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> hostess if it always rained so hard. She said "Rain? Och, no, it's
> just a wee Scottish mist!"

"It's good Scottish rain, falling straight down.  Well, just straightly to
the side-like. (Quote from Braveheart... featuring an actor whose bones I'd
jump but he wasn't Scottish.)

> Now, apparently the amount of rain varies considerably depending on
> which part of Scotland you are in. I think the west coast is far
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> I know for a fact that some people find constant rain harder to take
> than cold.

I like rain.  I sleep better.  It's raining right now.  Persia seems to
sleep better when it rains, too :)

> One of my friends was born in Scotland and emigrated here (Canada)
> when he was 28. He much prefers the Canadian climate; he says the
> slightly colder temperatures in Southern Ontario are far easier to
> take than the frequent rain in his native Glasgow.

My Mom's parents were from Kirkintillach and Twechar (respectively) but they
were married in Glasgow.

Jill
Christina Websell - 04 May 2006 00:33 GMT
>> Note my words.  IT'S TOO
>> COLD UP THERE!
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Chak

OK.   Take no notice of me, I've only been there three times.  Every day we
get weather reports on the TV for the whole of the UK.  Every day it's
colder in Scotland.
Have you been to Scotland yourself?

Tweed
Chakolate - 04 May 2006 04:06 GMT
> OK.   Take no notice of me, I've only been there three times.  Every
> day we get weather reports on the TV for the whole of the UK.  Every
> day it's colder in Scotland.
> Have you been to Scotland yourself?

I wish.  I've never been out of the US, and even here, not far afield.  
I'm told I went to the Grand Canyon once, but I was three and don't
recall it.  :-p

I'm mostly an armchair traveler, and I've been some wonderful places
online.  

Chak

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Christina Websell - 06 May 2006 00:33 GMT
>> OK.   Take no notice of me, I've only been there three times.  Every
>> day we get weather reports on the TV for the whole of the UK.  Every
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> I'm mostly an armchair traveler, and I've been some wonderful places
> online.

I know.  You believe what you read online.  Scotland in the winter is not
45f.   More like -8C or even lower at the coldest.  Scotland is freezing
cold for ages in the winter.  I don't understand why anyone would try to say
otherwise.
Oh <idea just occurs>  it couldn't be that they would like to attract
tourists, could it? by telling a tiny fib?
Of course not, perish the thought.
I cannot think why I even suggested that Scotland was cold as it's obviously
proved otherwise by those who've never been there.

Tweed
Cheryl Perkins - 06 May 2006 01:33 GMT
<snip>

> I cannot think why I even suggested that Scotland was cold as it's obviously
> proved otherwise by those who've never been there.

'Cold' is both objective, as in measured by a thermometer, and
subjective, as in experienced by people. Some people find -10 C icy,
others find it quite moderate. I generally find my home area, often
compared to the more rugged parts of Scotland as to climate, quite
comfortable, but when I returned in midsummer after several years in a
much hotter climate I nearly froze until I re-adjusted, or at least it
felt like I was freezing. I find southern Ontario and Quebec winter
temperatures far too icy - many people find ours far worse although by the
thermometer readings here are generally higher than in Ontario. In the
winter, that is. The extreme dampness and high winds gets to people and
makes them feel colder if they aren't used to it.

So it is perfectly possible for Scotland to be cold, and not to be cold at
the same time! I'd probably find most areas quite pleasant. Someone from a
milder climate or a downright tropical one would probably find it too
cold.

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Kreisleriana - 06 May 2006 17:49 GMT
><snip>
>
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>milder climate or a downright tropical one would probably find it too
>cold.

Well, I swear, I was there twice  and felt cold all the time.  Maybe
the temperature seems moderate, but it feels cold.  I'm not from a
tropical climate.  It is also dark and damp many days out of the year,
which makes it seem colder-- not a lot of sunshine, overall.  Finally,
until fairly recently, people in the British Isles simply did not have
the same notions about heating their dwellings as Americans do, so it
was cold indoors, too.  Not, of course, if you wore a sweater (or
two), but who wants to wear a sweater all the time?  

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Cheryl Perkins - 06 May 2006 18:14 GMT
> Well, I swear, I was there twice  and felt cold all the time.  Maybe
> the temperature seems moderate, but it feels cold.  I'm not from a
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> was cold indoors, too.  Not, of course, if you wore a sweater (or
> two), but who wants to wear a sweater all the time?  

Oh, I believe you. And you'd probably find it cold in Newfoundland, too.

I think the fact that when I read your last sentence, I wondered what was
wrong with wearing a sweater all the time? Or, at the very least, rarely
leaving home without a sweater or sweatshirt in the backpack. I think that
shows that different people experience the same climate differently.

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Kreisleriana - 07 May 2006 19:24 GMT
>> Well, I swear, I was there twice  and felt cold all the time.  Maybe
>> the temperature seems moderate, but it feels cold.  I'm not from a
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>leaving home without a sweater or sweatshirt in the backpack. I think that
>shows that different people experience the same climate differently.

Well, I know a lot of people say "There is no bad weather, only bad
clothing."  But I just hate the feeling of wearing heavy clothing,
layers, being bundled up.  I hate it.  Summer, no matter how nasty-hot
it gets, is always better than winter for me.  It may be as
uncomfortably hot as winter is uncomfortably cold, but the difference
for me is that in the summer, I can be in a t-shirt, shorts and
flip-flops.  I'd rather die of heat dressed like that than freeze (or
sweat to death) swaddled in layers.  The best day of the year for me
is the first one I leave off my socks.  The saddest one is when I put
socks and closed shoes back on.

I also have SAD, seasonal affective disorder, and get depressed
promptly as we turn the clock back in the fall.  I hate darkness and
short days.

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Cat Dude - 07 May 2006 00:31 GMT
> I also have SAD, seasonal affective disorder, and get depressed
> promptly as we turn the clock back in the fall.  I hate darkness and
> short days.

Nancy also suffers from that, but I'm the opposite. I really, really like
my dark hours. I get really bummed when the time change means that it's
still light when I get of work and get home.
Cheryl Perkins - 07 May 2006 21:24 GMT
> Well, I know a lot of people say "There is no bad weather, only bad
> clothing."  But I just hate the feeling of wearing heavy clothing,
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> is the first one I leave off my socks.  The saddest one is when I put
> socks and closed shoes back on.

I prefer not to have to wear heavy clothing, but doing so doesn't bother
me much - and I actively prefer it to be too cold than too hot. I can
always put on more clothing if I'm too cold, but if it gets too hot,
there's a limit to how much I can take off and appear in public.
Moreover, it is *entirely* possible to be stark naked and *still* too
hot!

I also dislike the situation that exists in some places in which in the
summer I leave an overly-air-conditioned store to be hit in the face by
heat and humidity as I move to an overly-air-conditioned car or
overheated bus; repeat for workplace, home, etc etc. It's terribly
uncomfortable and I think very unhealthy. The only time I spent much time
in a tropical area, in was in an area without air conditioning, and my
body adjusted better than it ever did during visits to more modern and
urban areas in hot climates.

> I also have SAD, seasonal affective disorder, and get depressed
> promptly as we turn the clock back in the fall.  I hate darkness and
> short days.

That must be a burden.

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badwilson - 08 May 2006 02:36 GMT
>>> Well, I swear, I was there twice  and felt cold all the time.  Maybe
>>> the temperature seems moderate, but it feels cold.  I'm not from a
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> is the first one I leave off my socks.  The saddest one is when I put
> socks and closed shoes back on.

I used to think that, when we lived in Canada.  Oh how I yearned for
summer each year!  I also hated being bundled up, shoes, socks all that
stuff.  Then we moved to Thailand.  O. M. G.
I will never yearn for heat again.  Ever.  It is *way* worse to be
wearing as little as humanly decent and still be sweating buckets.  It
is incredibly draining to be hot all the time.  It's depressing to start
to fear the sun, to feel locked into your airconditioned house because
it's too damn hot outside.  To have a lovely yard that you never step
foot in because it's too hot.
After 5 years of that, all I can say is hallelujah, it's over!
Even though moving to Australia at the start of winter is probably
making the transition a bit harder than it would have been.  And I'm
freezing cold in the evenings and mornings and drink copious quantities
of hot tea and have a chair in front of my heater.  And I'm bundled up
even indoors (I even bought some of those Aussie sheepskin booties!).
But you know what?  I've finally got *energy*.  I'm not sluggish
anymore, I can get out of my chair without groaning!  I've been zooming
around all day long since I've been here and not stopping till bedtime
and it's *wonderful* :-)
Mind you, I still think it will be nice when spring comes.  I've yet to
experience a summer here, but from what I hear it's a lot cooler down
here than in Perth.  At least it wouldn't be nearly as humid as in
Thailand and you'd know there was an end in sight!  My favourite temps
are low to mid 20's.

> I also have SAD, seasonal affective disorder, and get depressed
> promptly as we turn the clock back in the fall.  I hate darkness and
> short days.

Dennis has that, badly.  It was the worst in the winter we lived in
Yellowknife.  Only 3-4 hours of daylight just about killed him.
Vancouver was bad for him too, too many overcast and rainy days.  He was
fine growing up in Calgary.  Even though it gets much colder there, it's
much sunnier.  He never had a problem with it in Thailand either,
obviously.  I think he'll be all right here, it's much sunnier than
western Canada.
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Jo Firey - 08 May 2006 03:24 GMT
> I used to think that, when we lived in Canada.  Oh how I yearned for
> summer each year!  I also hated being bundled up, shoes, socks all that
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> too damn hot outside.  To have a lovely yard that you never step foot in
> because it's too hot.

Sounds the way I felt about cold after three years in Anchorage.  Now we
have many summer days over 100 F.

I do have a painting in my living room of a lake in Alaska where we used to
camp.  Snow covered mountains in August and the works.  When it is really
hot here I can look at the picture for a while and actually feel cooler.

Jo
Marina - 08 May 2006 04:16 GMT
> Well, I know a lot of people say "There is no bad weather, only bad
> clothing."  But I just hate the feeling of wearing heavy clothing,
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> is the first one I leave off my socks.  The saddest one is when I put
> socks and closed shoes back on.

Though I love our climate, cold and dark winters included, I agree with
you on this. I hate wearing socks. I also hate wearing gloves and hats.
I avoid it as long as I can in the autumn. But when it drops down to
freezing, I have to give in and pull on the socks. When it drops down to
-10 C (14 F) I have to put on gloves. When it drops down to -20 C (-4
F), I finally have to put a shawl around my head (a little better than a
hat). But I don't have to wear any of these things inside, because we
build our houses for the cold weather here in Finland. ;o) The down side
is, if it gets hot in the summer, there is no way to cool down (a/c is
very rare here, except in shops and the like).

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Debbie Wilson - 08 May 2006 10:05 GMT
> I also have SAD, seasonal affective disorder, and get depressed
> promptly as we turn the clock back in the fall.  I hate darkness and
> short days.

So does my DH. I got him a lightbox last year and it has worked
*wonders* - highly recommended:
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W. Leong - 08 May 2006 21:44 GMT
> I also have SAD, seasonal affective disorder, and get depressed
> promptly as we turn the clock back in the fall.  I hate darkness and
> short days.

My friend said I am a different person come spring and summer.
During the colder months, I just want to stay home and sleep.

Winnie

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sriddles@aol.com - 09 May 2006 02:16 GMT
> > I also have SAD, seasonal affective disorder, and get depressed
> > promptly as we turn the clock back in the fall.  I hate darkness and
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>
> Winnie

That's okay; you're just hibernating!

Sherry
W. Leong - 12 May 2006 05:36 GMT
>> My friend said I am a different person come spring and summer.
>> During the colder months, I just want to stay home and sleep.
>>
>> Winnie
>
> That's okay; you're just hibernating!

Of course , Winnie the pooh is a bear and bears hibernate.

Winnie

> Sherry
Karen - 06 May 2006 18:22 GMT
>> <snip>
>>
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> was cold indoors, too.  Not, of course, if you wore a sweater (or
> two), but who wants to wear a sweater all the time?

That would be me. I LOOOOOOVE wearing sweaters.
Chakolate - 06 May 2006 03:10 GMT
> I know.  You believe what you read online.  

Now, now, don't be patronizing.  

> Scotland in the winter is
> not 45f.   More like -8C or even lower at the coldest.  Scotland is
> freezing cold for ages in the winter.  

-8 C at its coldest is quite acceptable - if it never got colder than
that here, we'd think it was spring.

Chak

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jmcquown - 06 May 2006 05:07 GMT
>>> OK.   Take no notice of me, I've only been there three times.  Every
>>> day we get weather reports on the TV for the whole of the UK.  Every
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>
> Tweed

Well, I'll ask my friend Ian.  He's heading off to Scotland in a few weeks
to visit family and friends.  I gather there's a reason he's going in the
summer ;)

Jill
Singh - 04 May 2006 04:15 GMT
> > Note my words.  IT'S TOO
> > COLD UP THERE!
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> and August."  The hottest months average 66 and the coldest average 41?
> Sounds like paradise to me.

I live in Buffalo. We have a saying locally; there are two seasons around
here; winter and the Fourth of July. 45 fahrenheit in January? Around here
there are many who would sell their souls for it!

Not the football fans though. Our stadium was built purposely to align with
the very cold and nast winds that come down off Lake Erie southward from
Canada; this was done solely and specifically so the Buffalo Bills could
intimidate visiting teams. There's a story...many years ago, we had a game
going with our biggest rival, the Miami Dolphins, and our side had a fellow
named Bruce Smith. Big, bulky, brawny Brucie; one of those guys whose neck is
wider than his head. It was mid December and a very nasty day. Snow was
blowing around and the temperature had dipped far below freezing, and there
was Bruce before the game walking aound bare-armed in a T-shirt. A fan near
the Bills entrance hollered down at him, "Yo Bruce! Aren't you freezing your
a$$ off?" "Yeah," Bruce Smith said, "but Miami don't need to know that!"

Blessed be,
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>
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>   --Mark Twain
W. Leong - 04 May 2006 05:00 GMT
> I live in Buffalo. We have a saying locally; there are two seasons around
> here; winter and the Fourth of July. 45 fahrenheit in January? Around here
> there are many who would sell their souls for it!

The 2 seasons here are winter and construction. So many road work these
days.

> Not the football fans though. Our stadium was built purposely to align
> with
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> your
> a$$ off?" "Yeah," Bruce Smith said, "but Miami don't need to know that!"

The Buffalo Sabres are coming to town to play the Ottawa Senators Friday in
the Stanley Cup
playoff. Of course I am a Sens fan. Finally became a hockey fan after all
these years
in Canada.
I think there is another poster in the group that is a Sens fan.

Winnie

> Blessed be,
> Baha
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>> every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
>>   --Mark Twain
Karen - 03 May 2006 15:32 GMT
> >>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
> >>>
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>
> Tweed

That only makes it appealing. It is not cold enough for me here. I want to
move somewhere where summer is about a month long and doesn't get higher
than 75 at the most. I feel robbed when there is not a lot of snow in winter
and we don't get spring and fall rain and drizzle. I could absolutely NEVER
live down south. Ugh.
Marina - 03 May 2006 18:57 GMT
> That only makes it appealing. It is not cold enough for me here. I want to
> move somewhere where summer is about a month long and doesn't get higher
> than 75 at the most. I feel robbed when there is not a lot of snow in winter
> and we don't get spring and fall rain and drizzle.

You should move to Finland. ;o) Seriously, that sounds exactly like Finland.

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Karen - 03 May 2006 19:40 GMT
> > That only makes it appealing. It is not cold enough for me here. I want to
> > move somewhere where summer is about a month long and doesn't get higher
> > than 75 at the most. I feel robbed when there is not a lot of snow in winter
> > and we don't get spring and fall rain and drizzle.
>
> You should move to Finland. ;o) Seriously, that sounds exactly like Finland.

Iknow. I've always liked your weather!
Kreisleriana - 04 May 2006 04:23 GMT
>>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>>>
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>
>Jill

A LOT colder than Memphis.  ;)

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jmcquown - 05 May 2006 13:12 GMT
>>>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>>>>
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>
> Make Levees, Not War

But not nearly as hot as Bangkok.  BTDT.  I was born in southern California
and have lived in New Jersey and South Carolina and all those other places
in between.  Besides, this is just a "for fun" post.  Dad wants to buy me a
house; hey let me goof around with the idea a bit!

Jill
Sandy - 03 May 2006 06:42 GMT
OK, win the lottery and then move to Scotland.

Sandy, who is going to win the lottery just as soon as she figures out how
to do it without buying tickets

>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>>
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>
> Tweed (half Scottish herself)
jmcquown - 03 May 2006 15:12 GMT
Obviously I'm being facetious, folks.  I do hope to visit there one day,
though.  I have some family there.  Of course they have no idea who I am,
but what the heck :)

And some of them might even have cats.

Jill

> OK, win the lottery and then move to Scotland.
>
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>>
>> Tweed (half Scottish herself)
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 03 May 2006 21:29 GMT
> Obviously I'm being facetious, folks.  I do hope to visit there one day,
> though.  I have some family there.  Of course they have no idea who I am,
> but what the heck :)

> And some of them might even have cats.

Or a house. :)

Joyce
Rhino - 03 May 2006 22:55 GMT
> Obviously I'm being facetious, folks.  I do hope to visit there one day,
> though.  I have some family there.  Of course they have no idea who I am,
> but what the heck :)
>
> And some of them might even have cats.

The Brits are famous over much of the world for being animal lovers so I
feel sure you will find many cat-lovers there.

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Adrian A - 04 May 2006 10:11 GMT
>> Obviously I'm being facetious, folks.  I do hope to visit there one
>> day, though.  I have some family there.  Of course they have no idea
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> The Brits are famous over much of the world for being animal lovers
> so I feel sure you will find many cat-lovers there.

This thread has started me thinking about a former neighbour, he was a Scot
and pretended not to like cats. One day he said "that blooming cat of yours,
Smokey" I said "what about him" he said "he's been asleep on my bed for the
last three hours". I miss them both, they died within three months of each
other, my neighbour three days after my brother. :-(

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Rhino - 04 May 2006 18:22 GMT
>>> Obviously I'm being facetious, folks.  I do hope to visit there one
>>> day, though.  I have some family there.  Of course they have no idea
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> A picture of Smokey:
> http://community.webshots.com/photo/419644006/1419790568075823146tInHpD

Smokey looks a LOT like my Bebop! I'm sorry to hear that Smokey, your
neighbour and brother are all gone. Condolences....

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 04 May 2006 20:59 GMT
> This thread has started me thinking about a former neighbour, he was a Scot
> and pretended not to like cats. One day he said "that blooming cat of yours,
> Smokey" I said "what about him" he said "he's been asleep on my bed for the
> last three hours". I miss them both, they died within three months of each
> other, my neighbour three days after my brother. :-(

> A picture of Smokey:
> http://community.webshots.com/photo/419644006/1419790568075823146tInHpD

What a pretty boy he was!

Your neighbor was a hoot. I get a kick out of people who pretend not
to like cats, but then you see them playing with the cat, or cooing at
it. :)

Joyce
Adrian A - 04 May 2006 21:09 GMT
>  > This thread has started me thinking about a former neighbour, he
>  was a Scot > and pretended not to like cats. One day he said "that
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>
> Joyce

He was a nice man, he was only 65 when he died, only just retired, it was
one hell of a shock when he died. I still miss his friendship.:-(
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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 04 May 2006 21:48 GMT
> He was a nice man, he was only 65 when he died, only just retired, it was
> one hell of a shock when he died. I still miss his friendship.:-(

That is a shame. I'm sorry! :(

Joyce
Kreisleriana - 04 May 2006 22:42 GMT
> > This thread has started me thinking about a former neighbour, he was a Scot
> > and pretended not to like cats. One day he said "that blooming cat of yours,
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>
>Joyce

Count my mom in.  When I first got Stinky, she was NOT happy, and
called him every name in the book when she saw him (he WAS an
absolutely amazing, gravity-defying hoolikitten).  In front of me,
that was.  I'll never forget the day I heard her from the other room,
cooing at him "How are you, sweetheart?"  ;)

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jmcquown - 05 May 2006 13:37 GMT
>  > This thread has started me thinking about a former neighbour, he
>  was a Scot > and pretended not to like cats. One day he said "that
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>
> Joyce

My father pretended he hated dogs, Joyce.  After I was divorced I moved back
in with my parents for a year to get back on my feet.  At first he told me,
"You will absolutely clean up after that dog; I don't want it crapping in
the yard."  Took about a week, I found him on the floor tickling the dog and
yes, cooing at him.

And then Mom started making him scrambled eggs for breakfast after I left
for work.  I said, hey!  You don't even make *me* eggs for breakfast!  She
replied, "Well, he likes eggs."  Uh, yeah, I do too.  But I'm not going to
make him eggs every day before I leave for the office and no wonder he won't
eat his dog food!  Cut it out!

I finally found out the reason Dad didn't want me to have a dog.  He had a
dog that was killed when he was a child and was killed by a neighbor with
poisoned bait.  He had a springer spaniel when he grew up in Pennsylvania.
I didn't know my father had a dog until 1984.  I wasn't allowed to have any
pets except for birds and a goldfish.  I still have a bird; I like birds and
Persia doesn't pay attention to Peaches and Peaches nods her head at Persia
but that's about it.

Dad also allegedly hates cats.  Now when I talk to him on the phone he asks
me how Persia is.  Go figure :)

Jill
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 05 May 2006 21:19 GMT
> I finally found out the reason Dad didn't want me to have a dog.  
> He had a dog that was killed when he was a child and was killed by
> a neighbor with poisoned bait.

Your poor father! :(  Losing a pet is hard at any age, but it's so
heartbreaking when you're a child. And especially when someone appears
to have done it deliberately - that is just incomprehensible. (Was the
neighbor intending to kill your dad's dog, or was that bait set out
for some other animal, that the dog happened to get into?)

Anyway, after an experience like that, it's understandable that your
dad would harden himself against loving another animal. That's not what
I did as a child - I was always ready to love another cat. But I have
known people who would never take that risk again after such a painful
loss.

(Did you ever see the movie "My Dog Skip"? It's a story about a young
boy who's a bit of a misfit among his peers and is lonely. So his
mom gets him a puppy for his birthday, but dad puts his foot down and
says NO PETS, he's not old enough to care for it, etc. His reaction
is so extreme and unreasonable that his mom sticks up for the boy,
and he's allowed to keep the puppy. Soon afterward, we find out that
the father had lost a beloved pet as a child and never wanted to feel
that grief again. It's a very sweet story - and I haven't really
spoiled the movie by telling this much, since this all happens at
the beginning. The movie is based on a book by Willie Morris, who
also wrote a wonderful book about his cat called "My Cat Spit McGee".
Wish they'd make a movie of that, too.)

I'm glad that in your dad's case, his attempt to stop loving animals
was only partially successful!

Joyce
jmcquown - 05 May 2006 21:57 GMT
>  > I finally found out the reason Dad didn't want me to have a dog.
>  > He had a dog that was killed when he was a child and was killed by
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> neighbor intending to kill your dad's dog, or was that bait set out
> for some other animal, that the dog happened to get into?)

According to Dad the dog was killed deliberately.  They lived out in the
country so it was normal to let dogs run loose.  The neighbor claimed the
dog was going after the chickens, which is pretty funny considering Dad's
parents had their own chickens.  Maybe the neighbors chickens were much more
attractive?  I don't know.

> Anyway, after an experience like that, it's understandable that your
> dad would harden himself against loving another animal. That's not
> what I did as a child - I was always ready to love another cat. But I
> have known people who would never take that risk again after such a
> painful loss.

I never intended to get another pet after Sampson (my dog) died.  He lived
almost 18 years; that's like raising a child, you know?  But a year later,
up showed this cat, demanding to be let into my apartment.  I had no
intentions of keeping her.  I did all the right things; put up "found"
posters around the neighborhood.  Called all the area vets and shelters
checking for lost pets.  About 5 days later I decided I couldn't just keep
calling her "cat" and she told me her name is Persia :)

> (Did you ever see the movie "My Dog Skip"? It's a story about a young
> boy who's a bit of a misfit among his peers and is lonely. So his
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> also wrote a wonderful book about his cat called "My Cat Spit McGee".
> Wish they'd make a movie of that, too.)

I haven't seen that movie but I'll look for it, thanks!

> I'm glad that in your dad's case, his attempt to stop loving animals
> was only partially successful!
>
> Joyce

I know I make Dad sound rather harsh at times, but really he's a softy at
heart.  I think it's his military training that makes him come across that
way.

I think I've told the story about how there was a baby bunny living in the
hole in the bricks on the front patio when my parents still lived in
Memphis.  Mom and I didn't want Dad to know about it, thinking he'd try to
get rid of it.  Turns out he absolutely melted when he saw it.  His reaction
was, "Awww! It's a baby bunny!  Hey, do we have any lettuce?"  LOL

Turns out his older sister had a rabbit as a house pet; the rabbit was
litter box trained!

Jill
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 05 May 2006 22:29 GMT
> I know I make Dad sound rather harsh at times, but really he's a softy at
> heart.  I think it's his military training that makes him come across that
> way.

> I think I've told the story about how there was a baby bunny living in the
> hole in the bricks on the front patio when my parents still lived in
> Memphis.  Mom and I didn't want Dad to know about it, thinking he'd try to
> get rid of it.  Turns out he absolutely melted when he saw it.  His reaction
> was, "Awww! It's a baby bunny!  Hey, do we have any lettuce?"  LOL

LOL - my dad is similar. He doesn't have a military background, he just
gets very blustery at times. When I was a kid, he was always making us
get rid of the stray cats we seemed to collect, so I remembered him as
The Evil Cat-Hating Dad.

Turns out that wasn't true, he just didn't like having as many as we
would have had if we (by "we" I mean my mom and all three of us kids)
had gotten our way. He now has two cats and is absolutely crazy about
them. In fact, one of his cats, Baxter, goes for long walks with him
every day, so he calls Baxter his "dog in a cat suit" - which is where
that nickname for Smudge came from.

Joyce
Singh - 04 May 2006 04:03 GMT
Are we talking about Scotland here, or Upstate New York?

Blessed be,
Baha

> > Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
> >
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>
> Tweed (half Scottish herself)
Jo Firey - 03 May 2006 00:34 GMT
> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>
> Love you guys!
>
> Jill

Just remember that our ancestors were a sensible sort.  And they emigrated.

Jo
jmcquown - 03 May 2006 07:56 GMT
>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>>
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>
> Jo

My Dad's ancestors were actually sold as indentured servants.  Fascinating
story, really :)

Mom's parents, yes, they emigrated.  Just a couple of years after the
Titanic sank, and yes, in steerage.  They must have been rather brave to get
on a boat crossing the north Atlantic shortly after hearing about that fun
ship, eh?

Jill
wafflycat - 03 May 2006 08:09 GMT
> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>
> Love you guys!
>
> Jill

Why?

Cold
Wet
Midges that eat you alive before breakfast

But the scenery is nice :-)

And the place where I was racially abused for being English...

Cheers, helen s
(part-Scot)
jmcquown - 03 May 2006 10:27 GMT
>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>>
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> Cheers, helen s
> (part-Scot)

How about because I like scones with clotted cream? <G>

Jill
Adrian A - 03 May 2006 10:56 GMT
>>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
>>>
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>
> Jill

The best place for those is, Devon or Cornwall. Of course you can get good
ones anywhere in Britain.
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Karen - 03 May 2006 15:34 GMT
> >>> Please.... with my cat and my small parrot :)
> >>>
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> The best place for those is, Devon or Cornwall. Of course you can get good
> ones anywhere in Britain.

I've always thought Cornwall sounds interesting too.
Exocat - 03 May 2006 15:40 GMT
> I've always thought Cornwall sounds interesting too.

I'm a resident (of 12 years) in Cornwall, just above the Tamar Valley,
and can guarantee it. History drips from every lichen-encrusted
tree-branch and decaying granite mine-engine house.

Y'all'd be welcome for a visit :)

Purrs
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Karen - 03 May 2006 15:55 GMT
> > I've always thought Cornwall sounds interesting too.
>
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>
> Y'all'd be welcome for a visit :)

I keep swearing someday I am going to take a "real" vacation where you
actually get to go somewhere new. Seems like most of my "vacation" is spent
on sick days.
Jane - 03 May 2006 16:02 GMT
>> > I've always thought Cornwall sounds interesting too.
>>
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>actually get to go somewhere new. Seems like most of my "vacation" is spent
>on sick days.

Yeah me too.  My vacations are spent with specialists. I'm getting to
THAT age (if it's Tuesday, it must be the podiatrist).

Jane
Jane - 03 May 2006 16:01 GMT
>> I've always thought Cornwall sounds interesting too.
>
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>Purrs
>Gordon & the FF

My father's mother was from Cornwall.  I've often wondered if I had
family left there.  

Jane
jmcquown - 03 May 2006 20:29 GMT
>> I've always thought Cornwall sounds interesting too.
>
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> Purrs
> Gordon & the FF

They say y'all in Cornwall?  And here I thought that was just the southern
U.S.  By the way, do you have a recipe for Cornish pasties?

Jill
Exocat - 04 May 2006 10:49 GMT
>> Y'all'd be welcome for a visit :)
>>
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> southern
> U.S.  By the way, do you have a recipe for Cornish pasties?

No, that was just a compliment to my correspondents' location.

Some of the locals might say it as 'yorl' but there aren't many of thos
left around 'ere.

I'm not into cookery much (I'm a veggie & happy to live on plantlife) so
can't provide a recipe - if after googling you present me with a few
alternatives I might be able to tell you which is the proper traditional
pastie but that's about all. Sorry.

Purrs
Gordon & the FF
Jane - 04 May 2006 14:29 GMT
>> I'm a resident (of 12 years) in Cornwall, just above the Tamar Valley,
>> and can guarantee it. History drips from every lichen-encrusted
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>They say y'all in Cornwall?  And here I thought that was just the southern
>U.S.  By the way, do you have a recipe for Cornish pasties?

I have my grandmother's recipe, as remembered by my father.

Take a pie crust and roll it out. Put raw sliced potatoes into the
middle, with some pieces of raw ground beef and chopped onions. Salt
and pepper to taste. Seal it all up and bake until done.

Sometimes he put mushrooms in it.

I've seen versions that are deep-fried, but we've never done that.
Check out pasty.com for lots more recipes. I have never seen one
like my grandmother's.

Jane
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jmcquown - 04 May 2006 16:17 GMT
>>> I'm a resident (of 12 years) in Cornwall, just above the Tamar
>>> Valley, and can guarantee it. History drips from every
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> Jane
> - owned and operated by Princess Rita

I'll trust your grandmother's version :)  Sounds good to me!  I absolutely
suck at making pie crust, though.  Guess I'll have to buy some ready made
stuff.

Jill
Jane - 04 May 2006 16:28 GMT
>>>> I'm a resident (of 12 years) in Cornwall, just above the Tamar
>>>> Valley, and can guarantee it. History drips from every
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>
>Jill

That's what I do.  And you can handle it a bit, because you're not looking
for light and flaky here, just something that'll hold together long enough
to get baked.
You can make one big one and slice it up to serve, or make smaller
individual pasties.  According to my father, these were the lunches that
the guys would take to work.  Sometimes they'd put fruit at one end
so there would be dessert at the end of the meal.
We loved them as children. I still love them.  My brother puts catsup
on his. (eewwwww)

Jane
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jmcquown - 04 May 2006 21:36 GMT
>>>>> I'm a resident (of 12 years) in Cornwall, just above the Tamar
>>>>> Valley, and can guarantee it. History drips from every
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> Jane
> - owned and operated by Princess Rita

You want to hear absolutely awful... my father put ketchup on watermelon.
sriddles@aol.com - 05 May 2006 06:09 GMT
> >>>>> I'm a resident (of 12 years) in Cornwall, just above the Tamar
> >>>>> Valley, and can guarantee it. History drips from every
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>
> You want to hear absolutely awful... my father put ketchup on watermelon.

That's pretty awful. I love ketchup, but not on fruit. (OK, watermelon
isn't technically a fruit, but I still can't call it a vegetable)...
Jane's recipe sounds really good to me. Boy Scouts used to cook the
same thing in tin foil and call it a "Hobo Dinner", but the pastry part
sounds wonderful.

Sherry
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 05 May 2006 06:36 GMT
> That's pretty awful. I love ketchup, but not on fruit. (OK, watermelon
> isn't technically a fruit, but I still can't call it a vegetable)...

It's not a fruit? But it has all the characteristics of fruit - rounded
container of seeds, and filled with sugar. (I know some fruits, such as
avocado, aren't very sweet, but most are.)

What about other melons? Cantaloupe, honeydew?

Joyce
sriddles@aol.com - 05 May 2006 14:44 GMT
>  > That's pretty awful. I love ketchup, but not on fruit. (OK, watermelon
>  > isn't technically a fruit, but I still can't call it a vegetable)...
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>
> Joyce

They're in the same plant-family as squash. Sounds wrong, doesn't it?
I'm not sure about canteloupe. I would imagine it's the same. They both
grow on vines and produce blooms in about the same fashion.

Sherry
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 05 May 2006 21:23 GMT
> > It's not a fruit? But it has all the characteristics of fruit - rounded
> > container of seeds, and filled with sugar. (I know some fruits, such as
> > avocado, aren't very sweet, but most are.)
> > What about other melons? Cantaloupe, honeydew?

> They're in the same plant-family as squash. Sounds wrong, doesn't it?

It does, but actually, when I was posting the above last night, I was
thinking about squash, which is also a round container of seeds, yet is
a vegetable. So, I guess I can accept that a melon is a veggie. :) But
what is the world coming to? Melons are vegetables, but tomatoes aren't?? :)

Joyce
jmcquown - 05 May 2006 22:05 GMT
>  > > It's not a fruit? But it has all the characteristics of fruit -
>  rounded > > container of seeds, and filled with sugar. (I know some
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>
> Joyce

Tomatoes are a fruit.  So are melons.  And I have absolutely no idea why Dad
likes ketchup on watermelon.  Of course, I also don't understand mustard and
onion sandwiches; he likes those, too :D

Jill
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 05 May 2006 22:32 GMT
> Tomatoes are a fruit.  So are melons.

Well, that's what I would have said, but according to some of the other
posts on this topic, melons, apparently, are vegetables.

Joyce
Kreisleriana - 05 May 2006 23:07 GMT
> > Tomatoes are a fruit.  So are melons.
>
>Well, that's what I would have said, but according to some of the other
>posts on this topic, melons, apparently, are vegetables.
>
>Joyce

Melons are fruit.  Squashes are fruit.  Pumpkins are fruit.  Tomatos
are fruit.  Cucumbers are fruit.   It doesn't matter how or if you
cook it.  It doesn't matter how it tastes.  If it has seeds in it,
it's a fruit.  

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 06 May 2006 00:58 GMT
> Melons are fruit.  Squashes are fruit.  Pumpkins are fruit.  Tomatos
> are fruit.  Cucumbers are fruit.   It doesn't matter how or if you
> cook it.  It doesn't matter how it tastes.  If it has seeds in it,
> it's a fruit.  

Thank you! That's what I have always believed: seeds = fruit. The meat
of the fruit is the protective and nourishing environment for the seeds.

The world now makes sense again. :)

Joyce
Chakolate - 06 May 2006 03:11 GMT
> Thank you! That's what I have always believed: seeds = fruit. The meat
> of the fruit is the protective and nourishing environment for the
> seeds.

Except that technically, strawberries aren't fruit - the seeds are on
the outside.  It is a very fine nitpicky point, but there you are.

Chak

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Adrian A - 06 May 2006 10:43 GMT
>  > Melons are fruit.  Squashes are fruit.  Pumpkins are fruit.
>  Tomatos > are fruit.  Cucumbers are fruit.   It doesn't matter how
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>
> Joyce

But strawberries are not a fruit, does the world still make sense?
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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 07 May 2006 03:33 GMT
> But strawberries are not a fruit, does the world still make sense?

What are they, then?

Joyce
Tish Silberbauer - 07 May 2006 03:41 GMT
I googled it and this is what I found:

"The strawberry is not a multiple fruit but rather an aggregate fruit
with accessory tissue. A multiple fruit is derived from multiple
flowers (e.g. pineapple, mulberry), whereas an aggregate fruit is
derived from a single flower. A strawberry develops from a single
flower with numerous ovaries and accessory receptacular tissue."
Robert Kiger
Director, Hunt Institute for Botanical Documentation

So ... it appears that strawberries *are* fruit, since he calls them
"fruit" several times in that excerpt.

To be honest, I find it hard to care about the precise definition -
botanically or culinary, of fruit and vegetables and I'm sure plants
don't care much either!

Tish

> > But strawberries are not a fruit, does the world still make sense?
>
>What are they, then?
>
>Joyce
Adrian A - 07 May 2006 11:34 GMT
>  > But strawberries are not a fruit, does the world still make sense?
>
> What are they, then?
>
> Joyce

They are accessory fruits, the seeds are the actual fruits on a strawberry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accessory_fruit
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sriddles@aol.com - 07 May 2006 14:47 GMT
>  > Melons are fruit.  Squashes are fruit.  Pumpkins are fruit.  Tomatos
>  > are fruit.  Cucumbers are fruit.   It doesn't matter how or if you
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>
> Joyce

No!! You're screwing with my psyche. It took years for me to come to
grips with the fact that watermelon is a vegetable. It helps me deal
with the fact that me, a watermelon purist, lives with someone who puts
*salt* on watermelons. At least I can justify this abhorration by
telling myself, "Well, it's a vegetable, after all."
Don't make me google, Theresa.  :-)   :-)  :-)

Sherry
Tish Silberbauer - 05 May 2006 23:14 GMT
melons, pumpkins, cucumbers, tomatoes, zuccini (courgette), eggplant
(aubergine), okra are all fruit - botannically speaking, as far as I
am concerned.  They contain the reproductive units of plants (i.e.
seeds).  Of course, since we use them in savoury dishes, rather than
sweet dishes (for the most part), we called them vegetables - in
culinary terms.  A clash of paradigms!

Tish

> > > It's not a fruit? But it has all the characteristics of fruit - rounded
> > > container of seeds, and filled with sugar. (I know some fruits, such as
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>Joyce
jmcquown - 06 May 2006 05:12 GMT
> melons, pumpkins, cucumbers, tomatoes, zuccini (courgette), eggplant
> (aubergine), okra are all fruit - botannically speaking, as far as I
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> Tish

If you want to get all technical about it, there are male and female
eggplants (aubergines); the female variety contains more seeds and isn't
nearly as nice to eat unless you cook them when they are very young.  Now
ask me how to tell the difference. ;)

Jill

>>>> It's not a fruit? But it has all the characteristics of fruit -
>>>> rounded container of seeds, and filled with sugar. (I know some
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>> Joyce
Tish Silberbauer - 06 May 2006 05:55 GMT
>> melons, pumpkins, cucumbers, tomatoes, zuccini (courgette), eggplant
>> (aubergine), okra are all fruit - botannically speaking, as far as I
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>Jill

I'm afraid that's not biologically possible.  The one with the seeds
in it is, technically, always the female.  The seeds are analogous to
embryos in animals and, as you know, the embryo is always associated
with the female (except for sea-horses, which are just, plain
*wierd*!).  

Most vegetables are hermaphrodites - their flowers contain both male
and female parts.  Aubergines are like this.  One exception that comes
to mind is the kiwifruit (a.k.a. Chinese Gooseberry), where the plants
are dioceous (spelling?) - there are male plants and female plants and
you *have* to have both present in order to get fruit.  Many nuts are
like this too.  The fruit are produced on the female plants.

Of course, plants can also have the issue of obligatory out-crossing,
whereby a flower *has* to be fertilized by the pollen of either
another flower (on the same plant) or by a different plant entirely.
This is a different issue.

As far as I know, the thing about seeds in aubergines is related to
the variety of aubergine and the age of the fruit - older fruit have
larger, harder seeds and are more likely to be bitter than younger
fruit, but varies enormously according to variety.  My very favourite
kind of aubergine is an Asian hybrid called Kermit, but I can no
longer get the seeds, so I have to live without them.  I generally
prefer the small, white or green Asian eggplants to the large purple
or purple-and-white European varieties, but they're harder to get hold
of and are more expensive.

OB cats: Spock and Persephone don't understand my obsession with
vegetables, but pay close attention whenever I'm in the kitchen, just
in case some meat "accidentally" flies off the chopping board onto the
floor.

Tish
jmcquown - 06 May 2006 12:15 GMT
>>> melons, pumpkins, cucumbers, tomatoes, zuccini (courgette), eggplant
>>> (aubergine), okra are all fruit - botannically speaking, as far as I
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> with the female (except for sea-horses, which are just, plain
> *wierd*!).

Okay, so (without getting too technical or descriptive here) males don't
have seeds.  So I don't know what you call sperm, but I call it seed while
the females (at least of the human species) have eggs.

> Most vegetables are hermaphrodites - their flowers contain both male
> and female parts.  Aubergines are like this.  One exception that comes
> to mind is the kiwifruit (a.k.a. Chinese Gooseberry), where the plants
> are dioceous (spelling?) - there are male plants and female plants and
> you *have* to have both present in order to get fruit.  Many nuts are
> like this too.  The fruit are produced on the female plants.

Eggplants have either a cross cut where they separate from the vine or an
elongated split.  If it's a cross it's a male; a split, it's a female.

> Of course, plants can also have the issue of obligatory out-crossing,
> whereby a flower *has* to be fertilized by the pollen of either
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> or purple-and-white European varieties, but they're harder to get hold
> of and are more expensive.

I've never seen a green eggplant but that's probably a factor of where I
live.

> OB cats: Spock and Persephone don't understand my obsession with
> vegetables, but pay close attention whenever I'm in the kitchen, just
> in case some meat "accidentally" flies off the chopping board onto the
> floor.
>
> Tish

Persia watches closely while I cook anything, just in case.  And she bats at
my hand just in case I lose my grip on a cheese cracker or something like
that :)

Jill