Miranda has a very long tail. This can be a Good Thing, but it can also
be a Bad Thing. just now, Miranda was on the top level of the cat tree,
and Caliban was under her on the next level. Miranda's tail dangled over
the side, and of course Caliban couldn't resist it. He batted it. This
annoyed Miranda and her tail started flicking. Naturally, this just made
Caliban all the more interested. Bat bat bat! The more Caliban batted,
the more angry it made Miranda, and the angrier she got, the more
violently her tail whipped about.

This went on for a while. Finally, Miranda pulled up her tail and tucked
it underneath her. But now she had the tip flicking in her face! So she
had to bite down to subdue that pesky tail. LOL! Caliban - 0, Miranda -
0, tail - 2.