I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave
me a lunch box containing .....
..... some sort of yukky cheese filling in four rolls. Eugghhhhh!
Cheese? In all of them?? I asked.
She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the
kitchen .....

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Wayne Mitchell - 19 Mar 2006 04:22 GMT
> She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the
>kitchen .....
Is it okay if I laugh, now that you're no longer faced with the
noxious cheesy stuff?
On second though, I better not laugh too much. I've always been
grateful that none of my cats have been food stealers, but if I
get to feeling smug no doubt one of them will take it up.

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Karen - 19 Mar 2006 04:30 GMT
> I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave
> me a lunch box containing .....
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the
> kitchen .....
Thanks for the laugh!! ROFL!
Marina - 19 Mar 2006 06:42 GMT
> I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave
> me a lunch box containing .....
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the
> kitchen .....
LOL! Reminds me of when my mother was looking after Frank and Nikki one
time. She had made herself a plate with some cheese, ham and lettuce.
She left the plate on the counter for a minute. When she returned, she
found the cats had very thoughtfully left her the lettuce. They were
obviously concerned about her health. ;o)

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EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 19 Mar 2006 20:27 GMT
>> I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave
>> me a lunch box containing .....
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> found the cats had very thoughtfully left her the lettuce. They were
> obviously concerned about her health. ;o)
Somewhat sadder tale I heard from a girl I once worked with.
They were expecting guests, so her mother had made a big
bowl full of chopped liver (a sort of pate, Jewish-style),
and left it unattended on a coffee table. Naturally, the
cat did what anyone in their right mind would expect it to
do, but her mother was so angry she made my co-worker get
rid of the cat! (She was only a little girl at the time, so
had no choice - but she never quite forgave her mom.)
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 19 Mar 2006 23:23 GMT
> Somewhat sadder tale I heard from a girl I once worked with.
> They were expecting guests, so her mother had made a big
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> rid of the cat! (She was only a little girl at the time, so
> had no choice - but she never quite forgave her mom.)
Humph! I don't think *I* can forgive her mom either! That is so cruel
to do to a child, to take away their pet for a transgression which,
with a little effort, doesn't have to happen again.
Joyce
David Stevenson - 21 Mar 2006 00:44 GMT
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> > Somewhat sadder tale I heard from a girl I once worked with.
> > They were expecting guests, so her mother had made a big
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>to do to a child, to take away their pet for a transgression which,
>with a little effort, doesn't have to happen again.
I would not forgive the mother for what she did to the cat. If you
leave food out where a cat can get at it, *you* are responsible, no the
cat.

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Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL ) - 21 Mar 2006 00:57 GMT
There is a old saying revenge is best served cold
What goes around comes around back on you 3 times fold
> wrote
>>
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> leave food out where a cat can get at it, *you* are responsible, no the
> cat.
kilikini - 21 Mar 2006 15:19 GMT
> > Somewhat sadder tale I heard from a girl I once worked with.
> > They were expecting guests, so her mother had made a big
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Joyce
It didn't have to happen at ALL. Why leave it unattended? Anyone who has
any kind of pet should have known better than that!
kili
Marina - 20 Mar 2006 14:37 GMT
>>> I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave
>>> me a lunch box containing .....
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
> rid of the cat! (She was only a little girl at the time, so had no
> choice - but she never quite forgave her mom.)
What a horrible thing to do to a little girl! Luckily, my mother knows
her place as a Grandmeowmie, and just calmly took out some more cheese
and ham for herself (and no doubt dispensed some more treats for the
cats. They alwyas came home fatter than when they went to her).

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polonca12000 - 19 Mar 2006 23:05 GMT
> I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave
> me a lunch box containing .....
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the
> kitchen .....
ROFLOL! So nice to hear from you, David!
Best wishes,
Polonca and Soncek
Jeanette - 20 Mar 2006 17:01 GMT
> I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave
> me a lunch box containing .....
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the
> kitchen .....
She really should know better by now :)
Jeanette