TOP TEN THINGS A CAT THINKS ABOUT

10. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.

9. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their
mouths?

8. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?

7. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?

6. Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats
ever get these STUPID dogs to do anything for us?!

5. This looks like a good spot for a nap.

4. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.

3. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if
we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the
first place?

2. If there's a God, how can He allow declawing?  ( I changed that one )

1. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM
know who's boss!