Pamela Shirk wrote:

He will come all the way around to the West side of Australia won't he?

I will pleased to take up my usual position of Furreign Sekretary,
Ambassador and Diplocat as I'm one of the most travelled cats here. Lily
Whiskers will be joining the hoolikitten deckpaws brigade as this is her
first voyage.

Robbie, Cleo and Pandora will be staying at home and visisting the
Mowser when it docks in Cardiff.

His Royal feline Lordship Tiger.

Ahoy there Cap'n!

It's good to know that the annual journey is on again for 2006.
Regrettably this year Carrie and I will have to bring a pair of bratcats
with us, but I'm sure you can find things for them to do, swabbing
bilges and splicing mainbraces.

As ever, I am more than happy to take on duties as one of the ship's
legal team.  I know a great deal about the law, having absorbed much
whilst helping the male hoomin with his work and laying on papers he was
trying to read.

Carrie will keep an eye on the youngsters again.  She had so many
kittens before she came here, she's quite unfazed by kittenly antics.

Which brings us to the matter of the bratcats.  Neither of them are
kittens, but neither of them have been on voyage either.  Fenchurch
wanted to come last year, but hadn't had all her shots.  I guess we'd
better let her on this time around.  She's certainly sharp of claw, and
possessed of a potty-mouth that would make many a pirate blush.  At
least she's been neutered now, and won't be strutting her stuff like she
was last year.  It was quite embarrassing - MY back garden was suddenly
full of toms with evil intentions.

And Sir Bertie?  He suggested ship's pin-up (to take the heat off of
you, of course).  I think perhaps an early warning alarm, as he has a
voice like a foghorn.

Do let us know when you'll be heading Kent-wards, and we'll make a
special trip to the harbour for shrimpies.

I wait to hear from you,

Boyfie would like to sign up again and leaves it up to you what position
he'd be suited for, he might could supervise those kittens.
KFC doesn't want to come.  She sez she far too old for such nonsense and she
stay by the fire on a permanent basis thankuverry much for askin..  Zzzzz.

Tweed

Cap'n Pine Cone, I would like to come on your voyage this year. I is 1 1/2
years old and never had such an adventure before.
Samwise kitty

Samuel Redcat and Tabitha Fluffytail would both like to come along, in
whatever positions the Cap'n thinks they'd be best suited. Ranger
Greykitten is also interested, since he says he's now a big boycat (he
just turned one year old).

Dan

Mischief: Ahoy there Cap'n!!! Mischief here reporting for duty, along
with Imp too!!

Mayhem: *ahem*

Mischief: Both of us are proud and honored to accompany you on our
third trip aboard the Mouser.

Mayhem: *ahem*

Mischief: Meowmie is letting us go this time without any hitch too.
Last year she wouldn't let me go unless i took Imp along, but this time
i'm PROUD to bring him along.

Imp: "Wow, really?"

Mischief: Uh, yeah, i want YOU to come.....

Mayhem: *ahem*  What about me?

Mischief: Just let us know when and where and we'll ghost over.

Mayhem: Mo-ooooommmmm!!

Mischief: OKAYOKAYOKAY!!!! Sheesh!!!  (mumbles) Mayhmiscomngtoo....

Mayhem: What was that?  I can't HEAR you....

Mischief:  I said, "MAYHEM IS COMING TOO!!!!"  There, happy now?

Mayhem: Thank you, i'm looking forward to the trip, and eager to meet
you Capn Pine Cone.

Mischief: Grrrrr!!  Hmph!

signed,
Imp, Mischief and Mayhem

Last year it was Captain and Stanley, before that it was Sammy and
Tabitha

But can this years voyage, bear the antics of the two newest cabin
kits?

Dante and Caliban?

muhahahahahahahahahhaha (already thinking up evil stories)

Kristi

ps. If you're a kit and feel that you belong to this notorius group of
mischievous cabin kits, lemme know.  It's just been in the past two
kittens getting into trouble.  But i don't think Capn Pine Cone would
mind if they had friends. hhehehehe