>Done.
>
>I'll never understand why anyone would want to continue using AOL....
>>I'll never understand why anyone would want to continue using AOL....
> Hey! It's the preferred ISP for technical mouth-breathers. Like me. :-)
OK, *what* is a "mouth-breather"?? I've heard this expression a number
of times in the past few years. Does it mean "stupid hick" or something
like that? Like "Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel" from The Simpsons?
( http://www.funky.org/simpsons/soundbites/cletus.html ).
I'm not sure whether to laugh or get offended by this expression. When
I was a kid I had non-stop allergies, and my nose was always stuffed up.
I'm sure you know where this is going. :) The little b*stard (may he rot
in h*ll) who sat next to me in school was forever asking me if I was
catching flies. It wasn't my fault it took my parents two years of my
constant sneezing before they took me to an allergist!
Joyce (not really offended)
Seanette Blaylock - 03 Oct 2004 10:26 GMT
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net had some very interesting things to say
about AOL and mouth-breathing:
>OK, *what* is a "mouth-breather"?? I've heard this expression a number
>of times in the past few years. Does it mean "stupid hick" or something
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>constant sneezing before they took me to an allergist!
>Joyce (not really offended)
I've *never* had good airflow through my nose.

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Sherry - 03 Oct 2004 23:39 GMT
>OK, *what* is a "mouth-breather"?? I've heard this expression a number
>of times in the past few years. Does it mean "stupid hick" or something
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>
>Joyce (not really offended)
Yeah, something like Cletus. Now that I examine it, it's pretty offensive
slang. I was a mouth-breather too, and snored really bad; for which I took a
lot of ribbing at summer camp, due to allergies and enlarged adenoids.
I think the slang term just means somebody not real bright.
Your classmate sounds just like the kid who sat behind me in 3rd grade. When he
wasn't teasing me unmercifully, he was killing flies with his ruler and wiping
them on my shirt, and sticking my braids in his paste. . Why do we remember
this stuff???
Sherry
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 03 Oct 2004 23:56 GMT
> Your classmate sounds just like the kid who sat behind me in 3rd grade.
> When he wasn't teasing me unmercifully, he was killing flies with his
> ruler and wiping them on my shirt, and sticking my braids in his paste. .
Wow, sticking your braids in paste - he was a walking stereotype of bratty
boy. (And some dork probably said, "That means he likes you!" Yeah, right.)
Sheesh. At least I only caught flies in my mouth. I didn't wipe the dead
ones on anyone's shirt!
> Why do we remember this stuff???
The people on the receiving end of childhood nastiness never forget it,
unfortunately!
Joyce
>>Done.
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>Cute pics. I loved the ones of Billy on his back too. They're such pretty cats
>now.
I don't know about now, but back when I used AOL it was also the only
ISP it was the only dial up that had a local access number.

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