There's a box in one of those Christmas gift bags.  The bag contains a box
with a porcelain tea set my oldest brother gave me last Christmas.  And the
box is in a bag.  So after a year of it sitting here (I didn't have any
place to store them.)  Persia decided hmmm, it's a bag and it has ribbons as
handles and those are fun to play with.  And it's got a box in it AND it's
in a bag!

You can expect to see me on Judge Judy next year, suing Persia for breaking
my tea set.  Judge Judy will ask Officer Byrd, can you believe this? and
he'll say Yeah, I can believe it.  Well, it would make good television!

"Your honor, this is case #2000, Jill versus Persia".  My brother would
testify he got the tea set on eBay for ten cents.  I'm suing for breakage,
eating of ribbons, chewing on the bag and on the ribbons, which I could
easily have re-used this year.  And of course, I'm suing for emotional
distress as a result of all of this.

Persia will counter-claim, Jill is a mean Mommy because she keeps taking me
to that smelly place while she runs off with that John fellow.  So I needed
to let off some steam and there was a bag with a box in it.

I suspect Judge Judy will find for Persia in this matter.

Jill