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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / March 2006Grody Smokey
I had the most disgusting wakeup ever. DP is gone to New Brunswick for 4 weeks of internal medicine training. He used to get up at 6:30. I'm lucky to be up by 8:30. The cats, particularly Smokey, are pissed at waiting for their breakfast. For the past three days, I've ignored having cats in my face, cats dripping boogers onto my lips, cat paws patting my cheek, forehead and chin, cats walking over me. No food until the alarm clock goes off. But when I was awakened this morning at 6:30 am to Smokey /sucking my armpit/, I was so grossed out that I got up, fed them, and went back to bed. --Fil (snippage) > But when I was awakened this morning at 6:30 am to Smokey /sucking my > armpit/, I was so grossed out that I got up, fed them, and went back > to bed. > > --Fil Smokey knows how to get you moving! When I get depressed Persia licks my oxters which reminds me I really need to take a bath. LOL Jill Sorry to be ignorant, but what are oxters? DH's cat woke him up once by slapping him (literally) across the face with a beheaded mousie. Marcia > (snippage) > > But when I was awakened this morning at 6:30 am to Smokey /sucking my [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Jill > Sorry to be ignorant, but what are oxters? DH's cat woke him up once > by slapping him (literally) across the face with a beheaded mousie. > > Marcia No need to worry, it's not a common term. Oxter means armpits. Grandma Brown from Scotland used to tell us to "stick it under your oxter" if we couldn't carry things in our hands. Persia wakes me up tapping me on my nose, sans a mousie. Jill >> (snippage) >>> But when I was awakened this morning at 6:30 am to Smokey /sucking [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >> >> Jill > I had the most disgusting wakeup ever. > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > --Fil Now Smokey knows exactly what to do to get breakfast. ;-)  SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) A House is not a home, without a cat. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk > But when I was awakened this morning at 6:30 am to Smokey /sucking my > armpit/, I was so grossed out that I got up, fed them, and went back to > bed. Yuk! Sarrasine almost always wakes me up about 5-5.30 am by scratching the top of a box of records. It annoys me (Why I don't know it's not like the previous Furballs didn't ruin them) and I end up yelling at her and getting out of bed to feed her or if I am feeling very cruel to lock her out of the bedroom without feeding her! Mind you since we got the ball thingy (Still don't know what they are called) she likes to play with that for half the night (I've learnt to sleep through it) and then she's too tired to wake up before I do Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs >I had the most disgusting wakeup ever. > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >--Fil The terrorists have won! ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Make Levees, Not War > I had the most disgusting wakeup ever. > DP is gone to New Brunswick for 4 weeks of internal medicine training. > He used to get up at 6:30. I'm lucky to be up by 8:30. The cats, > particularly Smokey, are pissed at waiting for their breakfast. For > the past three days, I've ignored having cats in my face, cats dripping > boogers onto my lips, cat paws patting my cheek, forehead and chin, > cats walking over me. No food until the alarm clock goes off. > But when I was awakened this morning at 6:30 am to Smokey /sucking my > armpit/, I was so grossed out that I got up, fed them, and went back to > bed. Sheesh, after that buildup, I thought you were going to say he was expressing his anal glands on your pillow! Now that would get me out of bed fast. Am I the only weirdo who would find a cat trying to suckle my armpit endearing? Although I'm rather ticklish in that area, so I probably wouldn't tolerate it very long. I have to admit that I don't get why it's disgusting. It's OK, though - you don't have to explain. Just a gut reaction, I'm sure! But now that you've fed him right after he did that, you do know that he will think he's hit the jackpot, right? :) Joyce jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net wrote in news:440813a0$0$58059 $742ec2ed@news.sonic.net: > Am I the only weirdo who would find a cat trying to suckle my armpit > endearing? Although I'm rather ticklish in that area, so I probably > wouldn't tolerate it very long. I have to admit that I don't get why > it's disgusting. It's OK, though - you don't have to explain. Just a > gut reaction, I'm sure! I'm with you - it may be annoying when you're trying to sleep, but definitely endearing, anyway. Chak SignatureIn science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. --Stephen Jay Gould > But now that you've fed him right after he did that, you do know that > he will think he's hit the jackpot, right? :) No, now I wear long sleeved pyjama shirts to bed instead of the tank-top kind. --Fil > No, now I wear long sleeved pyjama shirts to bed instead of the > tank-top kind. That's going to get warm in the summer! :) Joyce > > No, now I wear long sleeved pyjama shirts to bed instead of the > > tank-top kind. > > That's going to get warm in the summer! :) I'm hoping he quits by the summer....At any rate, DP is coming home in April. --Fil >> I had the most disgusting wakeup ever. > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Joyce Dennis thinks it's really disgusting, but I don't mind. I just don't want Vino ingesting any antiperspirant, could be bad for him. One time a while ago, when Dennis was away and I was being a slovenly pig around the house, I wasn't wearing any pit stick and had just worked out. I was very sweaty and I'm sure quite stinky. I flopped on the couch after my workout. Vino came up and headed straight for my armpit. I figured, what the heck, Dennis isn't here to get grossed out, let's see what he does. So I let Vino lick my armpit. After a few licks, he looked up at me with such a look of intense love and then flopped over in upside downy head, burrowing his whole head into my armpit. It was the cutest thing! SignatureBritta Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album > I flopped on the > couch after my workout. Vino came up and headed straight for my armpit. > I figured, what the heck, Dennis isn't here to get grossed out, let's > see what he does. So I let Vino lick my armpit. After a few licks, he > looked up at me with such a look of intense love and then flopped over > in upside downy head, burrowing his whole head into my armpit. Human pheromones! YUUUMMM!! :) What a cutie. Joyce >>> I had the most disgusting wakeup ever. >> [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] >in upside downy head, burrowing his whole head into my armpit. It was >the cutest thing! That is hysterical. Vino rocks! Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Make Levees, Not War On Fri, 03 Mar 2006 10:00:00 +0000, jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt wrote: > > I had the most disgusting wakeup ever. > [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > Joyce Years ago, I had a co-worker who had an extra nipple in her armpit. She had six children, so it must have come in handy. > But when I was awakened this morning at 6:30 am to Smokey /sucking my > armpit/, I was so grossed out that I got up, fed them, and went back to > bed. Too bad. Another few weeks (if that) and you'd have had them believing that there would be no food until the alarm went off. As it is, you'd better prepare to get up at 6:30 from now on. Chak SignatureIn science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. --Stephen Jay Gould
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