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What is your cat proud of?
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Enfilade - 22 Feb 2006 20:21 GMT Nocturne is inordinately proud of the fact that she cost money. $60 at the animal shelter to be precise.
Nocturne: "All the other idiot pets in this household were free. Evidently you get what you pay for."
Tyche is proud of her FAT. When you're a hyperactive kitty who's constantly bouncing off the walls, managing to ALSO be a porker requires effort, dedication, and an intense regimen of daily face stuffing.
Kumani is proud of her ability to pet people on their head, just like MomDad did to her when she was a kitten. (We pet them a lot; Kumani's the only one who pets back.)
And Smokey, what are you proud of?
"I'm proud cause I gots a home."
Smokey, I think every kitty on r.p.c.a. has a home.
"Mine gots a couch in it."
Smokey, I think every...
"No way Mom, I seen pics of your old apartments, you used to watch tv on a lawn chair in the living room. Everybody does NOT gots a couch."
Fine. Smokey's proud of crying his way into the hearts of people with a home with a couch.
"Plus this place gots food, too."
--Fil
Karen - 22 Feb 2006 21:22 GMT Your Smokey stories break my heart. He must be SUCH a love.
> Nocturne is inordinately proud of the fact that she cost money. $60 at > the animal shelter to be precise. [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > --Fil Enfilade - 22 Feb 2006 21:46 GMT > Your Smokey stories break my heart. He must be SUCH a love. He is...
Sometimes it gets annoying, like when he drooled into my keyboard, or when he knocks over drinks trying to get close to us, or the OMG NO FOOD I'M GONNA DIE shrieking and biting to wake us up, followed by piteous wailing and clinging as he suddenly panics and thinks we will hate him for his earlier misbehaviour, demanding love and reassurance that we won't just chuck him out the window or something--while we scramble, late for work. He can be a downright pain in the a.s, but the utter love he's got for us just for giving him some kibbles each day is more than enough to make up for it.
--Fil
Monique Y. Mudama - 22 Feb 2006 21:38 GMT Oscar is proud of her ability to wake me up in the middle of the night by knocking things off of other things.
I can tell because she then jumps up on the bed and purrs at me in a particularly smug and self-satisfied way.
 Signature monique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully
pictures: http://www.bounceswoosh.org/rpca
Jo Firey - 22 Feb 2006 21:55 GMT Molly is quite proud that she can and had taken complete and good care of herself and her three kittens in the first year and a half of her life. That said she is also house proud now. And most delighted to be worshiped by three fitting high priests, the good looking young grandsons. Though she gets a little confused as to who is suposed to be worshiping whom.
Jake is proud that HE sleeps on the bed. And gets shrimp. And scritches. And can whup the dog in a fair fight.
Jo
> Nocturne is inordinately proud of the fact that she cost money. $60 at > the animal shelter to be precise. [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > --Fil Karen - 22 Feb 2006 22:17 GMT Sugar is proud that she plays so cutely. She must make sure that I see her when she plays and that I am paying attention to how cutely she flashes her butt or how adorably she bounces over her fur ball, or how cleverly she hides it under her body. Not every cat plays as cutely as this (nor do they stop every few minutes to look over at you to make sure you are WATCHING.)
SuzQ - 22 Feb 2006 23:08 GMT And Smokey, what are you proud of?
"I'm proud cause I gots a home."
Smokey, I think every kitty on r.p.c.a. has a home.
"Mine gots a couch in it."
Smokey, I think every...
"No way Mom, I seen pics of your old apartments, you used to watch tv on a lawn chair in the living room. Everybody does NOT gots a couch."
Fine. Smokey's proud of crying his way into the hearts of people with a home with a couch.
"Plus this place gots food, too."
--Fil ====================================== I love Smokey. Suz
Monique Y. Mudama - 22 Feb 2006 23:28 GMT >> And Smokey, what are you proud of? >> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > I love Smokey. > Suz Yeah. I wish Oscar were one tenth as appreciative. But then, I wouldn't ever want her to go through what Smokey had to go through to be so thankful. So nevermind; I guess I'm glad Oscar's a pushy broad.
 Signature monique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully
pictures: http://www.bounceswoosh.org/rpca
Magic Mood Jeep© - 23 Feb 2006 00:31 GMT > Nocturne is inordinately proud of the fact that she cost money. $60 > at the animal shelter to be precise. [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > --Fil Aaaaaaaaaaaww Your Smokey is such a good kitty!
in our house:
_Bam-Bam_ is proud of how much bigger he is than his littermates _Barney_ is proud of stripey spots (and how trim and skinny he is, no matter how much he eats) _Betty_ is proud of her Big Kitty Fangs that are coming in (her brothers still have baby-teeth) _Ernie_ is proud at how he asks (begs, in his squeaky, too-small-for-such-a-big-kitty voice) for the tub faucet to be turned on _Lizzie_ is proud because she's the Queen of the House _Mimi_ is proud of her sweet Boyfriend (and of how her belly jiggles when she chases the red dot - and is now asking why *she* can't have 6 lbs of chicken a day). And the Mickey Mouse symbol on her butt. _Missy_ is proud of how she begs for tastes when da hoomins eat, and how she wormed her way into the house, and her orange paw _Moe_ is proud of her spotty nose, and of her flippy-head tricks, and of fetching bottle caps _Ping_ is proud of his singing voice (American Idol would have booted him out though), and of his tail (he's always parading around the house with his tail held up and forward so far, the tip almost touches the back of his head - or maybe he's just showing off his... erm, nether regions?) _Smokey_ is proud of the amount and size of the hairballs she urks up, especially when da dum hoomins step in it in their bare feet (a rarity now that Max the D-pet is around - he seems to *like* cat puke - ew), and that she can *still* eat dry kibble, even though she has hardly any teeth left _Tennessee_ is proud of his appetite (to look at him, you'd think *he* ate 6 lbs of chicken a day) _Weeble_ is proud of His Preshus Persia, and of his bunnysoft-shineyblack fur, and his curly tail (it's almost prehensile, the way he curls it)
and to add Max, the D-pet - he's proud of how loudly he snores when napping on the sofa
meee - 23 Feb 2006 02:08 GMT Jasmine is proud of how she rules the house with an iron paw, chastising hoomins with a swift bite to the ankles if dinner's not on time, terrorizing our dogs, and beating up on the other cats if she feels like it. Cougar is proud of how sweet and pathetic she is. She makes sure whenever she comes into sight, that she is looking properly fragile and helpless and in need of food. Mango is proud of how beautiful and dignified he is, and hates me being silly at him. 'woobaa woobaa woobaa' in his face is Not Appreciated. Garfield is proud of how clever he is, and makes sure everyone notices how he cleverly jumps up on things and cleverly pinches hoomin food. He is also proud of how cutely he sleeps, and makes sure to always show off a fluffy white tummy! Congo is proud of how polite he is. At times, his politeness is almost painful; at dinnertime he doesn't jostle or shove, but sits back with a disgusted look on his face and waits for a break in the traffic when he can sit and eat elegantly. Moe is proud of how cute he is. He is the one who crawls onto your lap, staring up at you adoringly with his pretty eyes, while leaning back on your chest and purring loudly. Or he sits next to your foot and leans on your leg until, if you move, he falls over!!! He also reaches both paws up to hug you around the neck!!
Karen - 23 Feb 2006 03:05 GMT > He also reaches both paws up to hug you around the neck!! Our Meow(RB) used to do this. It was a real hug too. On purpose. Soooooo sweet.
meee - 23 Feb 2006 03:57 GMT >> He also reaches both paws up to hug you around the neck!! > > Our Meow(RB) used to do this. It was a real hug too. On purpose. Soooooo > sweet. Yes!! I knew he did it on purpose!! and he has such sooooft fur too!
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 23 Feb 2006 08:15 GMT > Mango is proud of how beautiful and dignified he is, and hates me being > silly at him. 'woobaa woobaa woobaa' in his face is Not Appreciated. Hahahaha!! Well, I certainly appreciated that. Thank you for the giggle.
Joyce
meee - 23 Feb 2006 08:35 GMT > > Mango is proud of how beautiful and dignified he is, and hates me being > > silly at him. 'woobaa woobaa woobaa' in his face is Not Appreciated. > > Hahahaha!! Well, I certainly appreciated that. Thank you for the giggle. > > Joyce Sorry, I can't help it, he's socute when he tries to look dignified!!
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 23 Feb 2006 08:41 GMT > Sorry, I can't help it, he's socute when he tries to look dignified!! I just found "woobaa woobaa woobaa" very amusing. Of course, I would never say anything so silly to *my* cats. :)
Joyce
meee - 23 Feb 2006 08:59 GMT > > Sorry, I can't help it, he's socute when he tries to look dignified!! > > I just found "woobaa woobaa woobaa" very amusing. Of course, I would > never say anything so silly to *my* cats. :) > > Joyce lol!! You just can't resist it, with his face....he takes himself *so* seriously!!
Chakolate - 24 Feb 2006 04:48 GMT "meee" <pleaseaskfirst@meee.com> wrote in news:_seLf.14380$yK1.568@news- server.bigpond.net.au:
> Sorry, I can't help it, he's socute when he tries to look dignified!! Pi is scared of his own shadow, but he doesn't really want anybody to know that. When someone comes, he slinks off into a hidey-hole, and when he feels the danger has passed, he comes out looking as nonchalant as he can manage. The trouble is that he's still slinking, nonchalantly.
I try not to laugh.
Chak
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Bill Stock - 23 Feb 2006 02:42 GMT > Nocturne is inordinately proud of the fact that she cost money. $60 at > the animal shelter to be precise. [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > --Fil Smokey: I'm proud of my Brain!
Cali: You don't have a Brain Smokey.
Smokey: Oh, I forgot. I'm proud of my Heart.
Cali: I'm proud of MY Brain.
Cleo: I'm proud of my devious nature.
Me: I think you're all proud of that Cleo, even Smokey. You are Cats after all.
Cleo: Ok, I'm proud of my BIG ears.
badwilson - 23 Feb 2006 03:08 GMT Vino is proud of being the puppetmaster. The things he's gotten his slaves to do for him and the money they are spending on him is extraordinary! Also, he is proud of being a world traveller. Soon, he will have lived on 3 continents.
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> Nocturne is inordinately proud of the fact that she cost money. $60 > at the animal shelter to be precise. [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > --Fil Chakolate - 23 Feb 2006 03:50 GMT > "I'm proud cause I gots a home." Yeah, I think Doc feels this way. He's also proud of being able to help me answer the phone. (When I have to put the phone down, he purrs into it, his version of hold music.)
He's also proud of his virile physique. When he wants to pose, he goes to the human-eye-high scratching post and shows it off.
Pi is proud of his ability to nudge Doc out of the warmest place to snooze.
Chak
 Signature In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. --Stephen Jay Gould
Karen - 23 Feb 2006 05:29 GMT >> "I'm proud cause I gots a home." > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Pi is proud of his ability to nudge Doc out of the warmest place to snooze. > Chak This made me realize (because of how "pole scratching" is an integral part) Pearl is proud of her intimidating abilities. There is nothing so intimidating as a cat that runs after you (Sugar, in this case) as though to attack and then runs to a nearby pole to scratch madly. You can almost hear her "BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH"ing.
sriddles@aol.com - 23 Feb 2006 19:29 GMT > This made me realize (because of how "pole scratching" is an integral > part) Pearl is proud of her intimidating abilities. There is nothing so > intimidating as a cat that runs after you (Sugar, in this case) as > though to attack and then runs to a nearby pole to scratch madly. You > can almost hear her "BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH"ing. LOL! Sugar: "Maaaa!!! She's doing it again!!" Pearl: "Whaaa? I wuzn't doin' nuthin. See, I was just going to sharpen my claws."
Karen - 23 Feb 2006 19:39 GMT > > This made me realize (because of how "pole scratching" is an integral > > part) Pearl is proud of her intimidating abilities. There is nothing so [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Pearl: "Whaaa? I wuzn't doin' nuthin. See, I was just going to sharpen > my claws." *glint in eye*
Yup. That about sums it up.
jmcquown - 23 Feb 2006 04:00 GMT > Nocturne is inordinately proud of the fact that she cost money. $60 > at the animal shelter to be precise. [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > --Fil Persia is proud she didn't back down when I tried to chase her away from my patio door. She picked her human and that was that. No ifs, ands or buts about it. She took over my bed the very first night, even though she was still testing the waters. She didn't even mind me buying el-cheapo cat food (Meow Mix). Before I knew what hit me, I was buying her toys and furniture and a kitty fountain and more expensive cat food... and when the vet told me she needed prescription food after her bladder surgery, I won a year's supply of the stuff. What more can I say? I fell totally in love with this pretty grey girl and she's proud she was able to win me over in just a few days.
Jill
Sandy - 23 Feb 2006 04:04 GMT I guess Sundance is proud that he keeps track of everything that comes into the house. He is the Chief Inspectagator of Everything, Especially Food, and he has to check out every new thing.
I think Rebecca is proud that she can flatten paper bags, and that she makes sure the TV remote stays on the floor.
Sandy
Marina - 23 Feb 2006 04:33 GMT > Nocturne is inordinately proud of the fact that she cost money. $60 at > the animal shelter to be precise. Both Miranda and Caliban cost €60, so there's no competition there.
But Miranda is proud of her silken fur and specially her loooooong tail, and her long slender legs. She is always striking beautiful poses where she can show off how graceful she is.
Caliban is proud of his spotty tummy. Whenever I've been out, the minute I walk in the door, he rushes to meet me, throws himself down at my feet and rolls over to show me he's still got that spotty, rounded tummy (and he needs more food to fill it).
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Wayne Mitchell - 23 Feb 2006 05:23 GMT > What is your cat proud of? Will is proud of his savoir faire. He likes being able to understand human rules and avoid any expressions of disappointment or recrimination.
Heidi is proud of her long hair and a little vain about her lacy pantalettes and sexy black stockings.
 Signature Wayne M (indulged by Will and Heidi)
Kate - 23 Feb 2006 09:10 GMT Fudge is proud of her fluffy tail which she can delicately drape into any hoomin food with sauce. She is also proud of having trained her hoomins to let her drape herself around their shoulders to be carried.
Caramel is proud of her loud voice which she uses to request attention. She's also proud of her ability to sleep anywhere (no matter how uncomfortable it looks).
Meg is proud of her single black whisker (among the white ones), of being a ginger female and of being allowed to sleep under the covers between her hoomins.
And I am proud of all three of them, I feel lucky to have such lovely girls :)
Kate Owned by Fudge, Caramel & Meg Pictures: http://www.geocities.com/kate_dunn/miaow.html
glsummer@neptunelink.com - 25 Feb 2006 19:22 GMT Hmmm, let's see.
Cosmo: "I am proud of my handsome looks. That's why I pose a lot."
Internet: "I'm proud of the fact that I can wolf down cheese with no teeth at the speed of light."
Trill: "I'm proud that my paws are so dexterous that I can open darn near any door you close!"
Wolfie: "I'm proud that, in spite of not having claws, I can beat the @#$%^^ out of the rest of these cats."
Brando: "I'm proud of my big booty and that I can still manage to sit on mommy's lap any darn time I want to."
Merlyn: "I'm proud of my beautiful, football shaped body and tiny little head. Oh, what a minute. Should I be proud of that? Wait, what was the question?"
Arthur: "I'm proud of my amazing shoulder-sitting ability. And the fact that I'm the prettiest, smartest, most-loved cat in this menagerie!"
Jack: "I'm proud of the fact that I can play with all the 20,000 toys in here, even though mommy says "THAT's NOT A TOY!"
Kate: "I'm proud that I'm cute, cuddly sweet girl-cat, unlike another one I could name. Hmph!"
Ginger-lyn
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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 25 Feb 2006 22:15 GMT Smudge: "I'm proud that I'm the one who GETS TO GO OUT and roam the neighborhood, chomp on the grass, meet other people, sometimes be a brave and clever hunter, and lie on the pavement and soak up the sun!" ("Oh, and get away from that tuxedo monstrosity that some folks around here call a cat!")
Licky: "I'm proud that I can keep getting away with hassling Smudge every time the human turns her back, bwahahahaha."
Roxy: "It's all good..."
Joyce
Howard C. Berkowitz - 27 Feb 2006 00:55 GMT Mr. Clark is proud for his ability to take care of all four- and two-legged people that come within his range. He has been very attentive to my trouble sleeping, and, today, he decided to remind me to take pills by stretching out his considerable body next to them.
Rhonda is proud of her beauty, charm, and humility. Nevertheless, she recognizes there is a time to give great attention to the hoomin, especially in beard grooming. She also likes her ability to engage in phone conversations.
Ding, much of the time, is confused. Nevertheless, he must be proud of his ability to fling himself onto his back and make it utterly clear that Life As We Know It will stop if his belly is not scratched. He is also proud of being Mr. Clark's protege.
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