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Lesley - 22 Feb 2006 16:54 GMT

Someone once asked me to define the difference between my cats and I
came up with how they would say their prayers as follows:

Redunzel: "Dear God ...erm..it's me Redunzel..., sorry to trouble you,
hope I'm not being any bother and all that but can I pray for my sister
Sarrasine and meowmie and paw and all the cats in the World that don't
have foreverhomes...Is that okay with you, God? If it is thank you and
amen....if it isn't sorry for bothering you..."

Sarrasine: "Oy God! You're sitting on MY chair!"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

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Karen - 22 Feb 2006 17:29 GMT

ROFL!!

> Someone once asked me to define the difference between my cats and I
> came up with how they would say their prayers as follows:
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>
> Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

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Enfilade - 22 Feb 2006 20:26 GMT

> Someone once asked me to define the difference between my cats and I
> came up with how they would say their prayers as follows:

LOL! Let me try...

Smokey: Dear God. Thankyou for food and for a home and for creating
the couch. I luv you.

Tyche: AAAA DEAR GOD MAKE ME FATTER NOW OMG OMG THANKS FOR BOXES THEY
RULE!!!

Kumani: Bless my Momdad and Bless my Mommy and bless my Stupid Sister.
Also Nox and Smokey.

Nocturne: Dear Me: I am beautiful, powerful, wonderful, unstoppable,
and worthy of everyone's adoration. Which I'm not getting. It's
smiting time.

--Fil

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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 22 Feb 2006 22:02 GMT

> Nocturne: Dear Me: I am beautiful, powerful, wonderful, unstoppable,
> and worthy of everyone's adoration. Which I'm not getting. It's
> smiting time.

LOL - I was waiting for this one. Knew it would be a funny one.

Nocturne has a personality not unlike Ebenezer in the Ebenezer and
Snootch comics.

http://twolumps.comicgenesis.com/d/20040319.html
(this is my favorite of the bunch)

Joyce

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Wayne Mitchell - 23 Feb 2006 05:23 GMT

>Someone once asked me to define the difference between my cats and I
>came up with how they would say their prayers as follows:

Will:
"Thank you, Lord, for my Forever Home, and for sending someone
who wanted me even if I have asthma. It took a long time, and
I'll admit I was worried. I guess I should have trusted. At
least I didn't ever give up. Whenever someone came to the
shelter, I always tried my best to show them how lovable I am
and how much I wanted to have someone to love. I hope You know
that I intend to be a very good and easy-to-care-for kitty and
always let my humans know how important they are to me. Thank
you, again, Lord. Amen.

Heidi:
Er...Hello, God? Can you see me down here? I'm under the
end-table. I'm not really scared any more, but I just feel
comfortable here, so I thought it would be the right place to
talk to You. Will says I should tell You how glad I am to have
a Forever Home. Well, I really am, awfully glad. The Out was
very scary and I was hungry. This is much better. I get
scritches about any time I want them, and every morning a get a
real scrumptious brushing. There's just one thing I wanted to
ask You about and maybe You could fix it. Will says I shouldn't
complain, but...aren't the food bowls supposed to be kept full
of kibble *all* the time?

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Wayne M
(indulged by Will and Heidi)

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