Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006

#10      Life is sexually transmitted.

#9        Good health is merely the slowest rat at which one can die.

#8        Men have two emotions:  Hungry and Horny.  If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7        Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won’t bother you             for weeks.

#6        Some people are like Slinky. . . .not really good for Anything,
but you still can’t help smile when you shove                 them down the
stairs.

#5        Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals
dying of nothing.

#4        All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no
Attention to criticism.

#3        Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

#2        In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now, the
world is weird and People take Prozac to                 make it normal.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~  AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

#1        We know exactly where one cow with Mad-Cow-Disease is located
among the millions and millions                         of cows in America,
but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and
terrorists are                 located.  Maybe we should put the Department
of Agriculture in charge of immigration.