>> Mimi, help!
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> Oh no!!!! Dat not a good fing dat Kitty do - yur Mommy mite yells at her!
Oh, not worry bout dat, Mimi, Meowmie dont nevver shout at us kitties. If
we do sumfing she not like she just goes "sigh.."
Like wen we bofe put muddy futprints on der tablecloff on der kitchen table
and wen I jump up on der place where der TV is and tip all der potpoorie
evreywhere.
> Bee-en onna in not dat bad. Mommy brotted me in when I was a tiny baby,
> and I not miss bee-en onna out at all.
It not dat I not like bee-en onna in, but I likes it wen *I* wants to be in,
like wen it raining, snowing, windy or cold. Or wen I wants to take a
littel nap on der spare bed ;-)
> Bee siydz, Mommy tolded me dat yur Mommy is haffin a man kum buy wif some
> d-fings dat will hunt dose big meen ratties! She not wont you & Kitty to
> get hurtted (or so skayred dats yoo runz away an gets losted) by dem
> d-fings. I bet if yoo takes a nice napy-snooz, wen yoo wakes up, da door
> will be open and yoo an Kitty can go bak inna gardun!
Well, der man and d fings av bin and gone, der dore is open again hooray.
> Pleez tell Kitty it not nice to pee onna playses dat Mommy not wont yoo
> to!
Oh, she no dat alreddy, she just a norty old wumman.
> Purrs an nose kissies
Smurgles and hedbuts
Boyfie