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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / January 2006TED is EVIL
Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a Birthday Card from my TED. The hoomin says along with the birthday greeting, there was a complimentary offer of a free BATH! That may not sound too bad, I get bathes from my Momma Little Bit all time time, and sometimes even from Spot. But Momma went for a "complimentary" bath once and says the TED means a hoomin bath - one where they get you all weet and it days days to get your fur to lay down right. Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free or otherwise  SignatureSteve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Spot with loving memories of Rocky (RB) stouchst@JUNKsirinet.net [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html > Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This > afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free > or otherwise Aww, poor Sammy. Hope you don't get your bath. And Hoppy Purrday! SignatureMarina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki Happy Purr-day Sammy! SignatureHugs, CatNipped See all my masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/ > Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This > afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free > or otherwise > Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This > afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free > or otherwise Teti says he wouldn't have accepted the offer, just because he gets bathed enough by following me in the shower every day to make sure the water runs correctly down the drain. Tinùviel just shook her head and went off to groom herself for the evening. She claims that with such a perfect built-in sponge and brush, she doesn't need water to help her. They both wonder if the bath offer really was intended for Steve himself... Hans >Teti says he wouldn't have accepted the offer, just because he gets bathed >enough by following me in the shower every day to make sure the water runs [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >They both wonder if the bath offer really was intended for Steve himself... ROTFL - I hadn't thought about that - yeah the it's probably some class for hoomins to teach them the PROPER way to bathe. About the only time our hoomin gets a proper bath is when Momma LB get's up on his chest in the recliner and gives his arms a good licking Sammy - off to read that postcard for herself. SignatureSteve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Spot with loving memories of Rocky (RB) stouchst@JUNKsirinet.net [remove Junk for email] Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html >Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free >or otherwise But Sammy, it's called "complimentary" because of all the nice things people will say about how good you look with your fur all clean and spiffy. SignatureWayne M (indulged by Will and Heidi) > Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This > afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free > or otherwise Sammy, we say yore Ted is mad. Is dis sum sort of fashun fing in Amerika for kitties to get dem baffs just laitly? We fink it very stoopid ennyway. Tell yore paw yoo not going. Kitties don't need baffs unless dey fell in sumfin nasty we say. KFC & BF (united on something for once..) Happy Birthday Sammy. Free or not, tell your slave you don't want the bath. Samwise Kitty Signatureread Sam's blog at http://kittens-3.blogspot.com/ see pictures of Sam at http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/ann791/my_photos > Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This > afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free > or otherwise > Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This > afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free > or otherwise Luckily my TED does not give baths - at least not free ones! Hopefully you won't get your bath, Sammy, (since every cat knows how to bathe her/himself) Soncek > Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL > Doctor. This afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - > free or otherwise I loved the line about getting baths from Momma Little Bit. ;) SignatureCheryl > Sammy, here, reporting on the newest threat from The EVIL Doctor. This > afternoon when the hoomin brought in the mail, he said I had a [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Sammy - who does not in any way want her "complimentary" bath - free > or otherwise Happy purr-day, Sammy. Hope you got lots of treats. Sam, closely supervised by Mistletoe My vet always gives Mojo a "complementary" claw clipping when he goes, I don't think Mojo sees it that way! SignatureNik Simpson |
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