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Levon - 09 Jan 2006 04:15 GMT
I think I might be a bad person...

or...

May I kindly and gently exact a purrr from you

MAY I KINDLY?

NOBODY TALKS LIKE THIS

how come you people wont be real

what is wrong with yall

there ain't this many damn nice people in the world!

lemme see a show of hands, how many poeple are not having any fun
mhmmm how many can't be real with themselves...

how many of you feel alone, you got family you got freinds you got anecdotes
butcha still alone! yeah

there's one...yeah, it's alright! there's another...
yeah, dey comin out now!

aintchaw tired of meatloafing over here?

*dropping in a heap to the floor*
*kicking my legs*
*playing my air guitar*
*like it ain't nobodies business*
jmcquown - 09 Jan 2006 05:00 GMT
> MAY I KINDLY?
>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> *playing my air guitar*
> *like it ain't nobodies business*

There are certainly people to ask "May I kindly..."  It's your generation
who ceaces to abide by (ahem) learning to speak the language.  Guess what?
English isn't all LOL.

Oh, forgot.  I don't have rings in my nose and drugs up my nose.  No balls
piercing my tongue so I don't sound like a fag when I talk.  But wait, a fag
is a cigarette; bet you didn't know that, either!  No problem here if you're
gay, but you have to know how to express that ;)

Do me a favor, don't shave your head.  If I'm not naturally bald I'd rather
be dead than look like some idiot who thinks being bald is cool.

On Blixen and Vixen, on Donner and Cupid... if I looked like that I'd rather
be STUPID.
(laughing)  Christmas is over... so shut up.  Or listen to Elton John who
says He shall be LEVON.

Jill
cybercat - 09 Jan 2006 05:06 GMT
> > MAY I KINDLY?
> >
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
> (laughing)  Christmas is over... so shut up.  Or listen to Elton John who
> says He shall be LEVON.

I'm so sorry, Jill, for your POTENTIAL loss.

However, you have demonstrated once again that you are an idiot.

Exit stage left.

It's the limelight that's your current problem.

Ugh.
NMR - 09 Jan 2006 05:10 GMT
Pass what you are smoking

The letterman show talked to me he told me to pass and blow

Can it be true old age is a disease

Will cybercat marry Barry  and actually do some house work

Will please and thank you actually make a come back

Kids can be so mean
cybercat - 09 Jan 2006 07:06 GMT
> Pass what you are smoking
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> Kids can be so mean

Who you talking to, Matthew?
Levon - 09 Jan 2006 07:15 GMT
> > MAY I KINDLY?
> >
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> who ceaces to abide by (ahem) learning to speak the language.  Guess what?
> English isn't all LOL.

what is lol laaaaallll sounds like druel

> Oh, forgot.  I don't have rings in my nose

that's cause you don't have no money

>and drugs up my nose.

and who does?

>  No balls
> piercing my tongue so I don't sound like a fag when I talk.

i should hope not...

this is sterero typical of you...it really shows you're true colors
you live in a very small world. you have become comfortably numb and
you don't even know it. so sad

>  But wait, a fag
> is a cigarette; bet you didn't know that, either!

search in your bag light up a fag think its a drag kind of fag? gimmie
a break

> No problem here if you're
> gay, but you have to know how to express that ;)

you're obsession with member of the same sex has been noted.

> Do me a favor, don't shave your head.  If I'm not naturally bald I'd rather
> be dead than look like some idiot who thinks being bald is cool.

i had a wallstreet haircut, I had just come from the best barber in
town
i got all kinds of kisses on that haircut

> On Blixen and Vixen, on Donner and Cupid... if I looked like that I'd rather
> be STUPID.

don't call my house no more! or ill post them phone calls where you
begging me
all of em. yes even that one

> (laughing)  Christmas is over... so shut up.  Or listen to Elton John who
> says He shall be LEVON.
>
> Jill

you have been sniffing too much glue...
or you need to open some windows and doors and air that stinky hole of
an apartment out.
You're house is full of kmart specials...stuff ain't even been opened
buncha home interior "SETS" hanging on the walls...especially in the
baaahthrum

does poly and ester mean anything to you

mhmp mhmp mhhhm
EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) - 09 Jan 2006 18:56 GMT
Jill, Please don't feed the trolls!
Levon - 09 Jan 2006 22:37 GMT
> Jill, Please don't feed the trolls!

where is troll tatty headed lipstick eating once in a whiler
 
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