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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / January 2006Letterman top 10 kitty related tonight
just saw and add "10 reasons you know your cat is a genius". He was really taken with that 911 story. > just saw and add "10 reasons you know your cat is a genius". > > He was really taken with that 911 story. But his Top 10 list is always a gag, making fun of people like us who think cats can do stuff like that. I still say Persia understands me and sometimes speaks to me. She wouldn't do it on command for Dave, she only talks to and listens to me. But then again, Dave has been sending out "signals" that woman in New Mexico, marriage proposals and stalking her by talking about Oprah. So there you go :) Jill Sssssssh he is talking to me right now He just asked me if he could marry Barry I told him yes >> just saw and add "10 reasons you know your cat is a genius". >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >Jill Damn you Dave, cut it out! ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Make Levees, Not War >>> just saw and add "10 reasons you know your cat is a genius". >>> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Theresa I actually caught the top-10 list and was surprised he wasn't making fun of cat lovers. It was actually kinda cute :) Jill -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Top Ten Signs Your Kitty Is A Genius 10. Meows in six languages 9. He's the only one in your family who could assemble your Ikea coffee table 8. His whiskers are Bluetooth enabled 7. He only purrs when "Meet the Press" is on 6. Won 28 grand on "Jeopardy's Kitty Week" 5. He rigged it so he's got 10 lives 4. Earned the 2005 Nobel Prize in yarn-related sciences 3. Keeps putting the dog on Ebay 2. Not only calls 911 for you, also calls Z-100 whenever you need your Aerosmith fix 1. Winces everytime he hears George W. Bush say, "Nuke-yoo-lar" > just saw and add "10 reasons you know your cat is a genius". > > He was really taken with that 911 story. Have you read the top ten that they *didn't* air? http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/ls_topten_extra.shtml >> just saw and add "10 reasons you know your cat is a genius". >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/ls_topten_extra.shtml Gee, those were almost better! : Scratches the Pythagorean theorem in the kitty litter Instead of playing with a ball of yarn, crochets a Garfield throw pillow He made twice your salary playing online poker He can sit, stand on his hind legs, and notarize documents Finishes the Cat Fancy crossword in under an hour This morning you saw Angelina Jolie crawling out of his cage Somehow the cat's eating lobs Top *single* sign that the people who wrote this up are *not* geniuses: 1. They can't count to ten. (I added the numbers and title for emphasis.) > "Top Ten Signs Your Kitty is a Genius" > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > 6. This morning you saw Angelina Jolie crawling out of his cage > 7. Somehow the cat's eating lobster and your eating Tender Vittles > Top *single* sign that the people who wrote this up are *not* > geniuses: [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >> 6. This morning you saw Angelina Jolie crawling out of his cage >> 7. Somehow the cat's eating lobster and your eating Tender Vittles Oh, there were ten on the show. These were the rejects. |
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