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chickenwing - 03 Jan 2006 02:49 GMT
tp is tearing my a.s up
i need something softer
cybercat - 03 Jan 2006 04:24 GMT
> tp is tearing my a.s up
> i need something softer

Can we have some purrs for Barry's butt?
mlbriggs - 03 Jan 2006 05:44 GMT
>> tp is tearing my a.s up
>> i need something softer
>
> Can we have some purrs for Barry's butt?

Tell him to use his head.
Nomen Nescio - 03 Jan 2006 06:20 GMT
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From: "cybercat" <boagrrl@hotmail.com>

>Can we have some purrs for Barry's butt?

It probably won't heal up until he stops
talking out of it.

Besides, I get the feeling that his butt "purrs"
more than enough on it own.
chickenwing - 03 Jan 2006 07:47 GMT
> Besides, I get the feeling that his butt "purrs"
> more than enough on it own.

i post when i fart! don't worry about it slim

i need softer tp for my bungholio
what's the big deal

you seem to think the sh.t is funny
chickenwing - 06 Jan 2006 13:48 GMT
> you seem to think the sh.t is funny

i finally installed a bidet, butt uh...
im not crazy about it...sometimes it's too hot
cybercat - 06 Jan 2006 18:10 GMT
> > you seem to think the sh.t is funny
>
> i finally installed a bidet, butt uh...
> im not crazy about it...sometimes it's too hot

Oo, well that is not good.

Do you need some soothing purrs again?
chickenwing - 06 Jan 2006 18:21 GMT
> Oo, well that is not good.
>
> Do you need some soothing purrs again?

yes Pumpkin I do...

it was too hot, but it didn't burn me, I was just surprized
now I have to settle down from the surprise

Thank You

maybe I need an old fashioned?

or a rusty nail?
NMR - 06 Jan 2006 19:35 GMT
I think he needs the love of a good woman or maybe a little love from momma

Maybe a swift kick in the a@@
cybercat - 06 Jan 2006 21:17 GMT
> I think he needs the love of a good woman or maybe a little love from momma
>
> Maybe a swift kick in the a@@

You think? I was thinking that he has been spoiled rotten by more
than one good woman.
chickenwing - 07 Jan 2006 01:56 GMT
if i dont typesomething substantial up here, google hides the quoted
text
> I think he needs the love of a good woman or maybe a little love from momma
>
> Maybe a swift kick in the a@@

heh heh heh

the love of a good woman? it takes a whole lotta momma for me

i need a cook in the kitchen
a maid in the parlor and
a whore in the bedroom

that's not asking alot I think
NMR - 07 Jan 2006 08:33 GMT
Cost you about 10,000 for a mail order bride
Chickenwang - 07 Jan 2006 14:30 GMT
> Cost you about 10,000 for a mail order bride

well order me on up there daddy warbucks
i want a nasty one, but one that can cook too...
but ill take nasty over cooking anyday!
there's always breakfast with the clown
(mcdonalds)
-L. - 07 Jan 2006 08:46 GMT
> if i dont typesomething substantial up here, google hides the quoted
> text
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> a maid in the parlor and
> a whore in the bedroom

I'm right here, Baby.

Oooops...I'm married.  Sorry!
-L.

PS/f.ck that maid sh.t.
NMR - 07 Jan 2006 08:50 GMT
He young  he would tear you girl
The maid stuff hey that is your job < JUST KIDDING >
jmcquown - 07 Jan 2006 14:17 GMT
Piggy-backing on -L's quote because I have chickenwing killfied:

>> if i dont typesomething substantial up here, google hides the quoted
>> text

Google doesn't hide the quoted text.  You need to click the link that says
"Show Options" and have the quoted text appear.  I wish this was the default
on Google but sadly, it isn't.  See, you learn something new every day :)

Jill
Nomen Nescio - 07 Jan 2006 09:10 GMT
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From: "chickenwing" <bigbadbarry@adelphia.net>

>the love of a good woman? it takes a whole lotta momma for me
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>that's not asking alot I think

Well, I haven't seen her since about 3/4 of
a year before you were born, but that certainly
sounds like your Mama to me.
Chickenwang - 07 Jan 2006 14:40 GMT
> Well, I haven't seen her since about 3/4 of
> a year before you were born, but that certainly
> sounds like your Mama to me.

I told you don't come crying to me
a deals a deal

YOU LIED! You said you're sister could cook
but she makes up for it in other ways. Oh yeah
cybercat - 07 Jan 2006 17:56 GMT
> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> a year before you were born, but that certainly
> sounds like your Mama to me.

Oh, man, Nomen. A Yo Mama flame?
*shaking my head*
cybercat - 07 Jan 2006 18:10 GMT
> if i dont typesomething substantial up here, google hides the quoted
> text
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> that's not asking alot I think

No, but it sure would get expensive for you.
All those professional women to pay, I mean.
cybercat - 06 Jan 2006 21:18 GMT
> > Oo, well that is not good.
> >
> > Do you need some soothing purrs again?
>
> yes Pumpkin I do...

hee! "Pumpkin!" That's cute.

To reward this cuteness, I will give you a riddle.

So ... how is a chicken wing like a potato chip?
Magic Mood Jeep© - 06 Jan 2006 23:12 GMT
>>> Oo, well that is not good.
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> So ... how is a chicken wing like a potato chip?

You can't eat just one?
cybercat - 06 Jan 2006 23:44 GMT
> >>> Oo, well that is not good.
> >>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> You can't eat just one?

Precisely!! :) Very good!
Magic Mood Jeep© - 06 Jan 2006 23:49 GMT
>>>>> Oo, well that is not good.
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Precisely!! :) Very good!

Do I get a Bozo Button????
NMR - 06 Jan 2006 23:52 GMT
> Do I get a Bozo Button????

No Barry has that tattooed to his forehead  he he just kidding my friend ;-)
chickenwing - 07 Jan 2006 00:00 GMT
> So ... how is a chicken wing like a potato chip?

you can bake them
fry them
salt them
eat them
love them
pet them
give them names
etc
cybercat - 07 Jan 2006 18:08 GMT
> > So ... how is a chicken wing like a potato chip?
>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> give them names
> etc

ooo you name your potato cheeeps then eat them up?

That's cold.
Levon - 07 Jan 2006 22:19 GMT
mhmm

> > > So ... how is a chicken wing like a potato chip?
> >
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> That's cold.
Shel-hed - 03 Jan 2006 06:29 GMT
>> tp is tearing my a.s up
>> i need something softer
>
>Can we have some purrs for Barry's butt?

<splorf!>    :-P
NMR - 03 Jan 2006 15:44 GMT
I think Barry just needs to stop being near John Doe  since John put his
head up Barry rear every time he post
< Hehehe>
cybercat - 03 Jan 2006 17:12 GMT
> I think Barry just needs to stop being near John Doe  since John put his
> head up Barry rear every time he post
> < Hehehe>

an excellent point, NMR!
chickenwing - 03 Jan 2006 23:44 GMT
this makes the original text stay with the post

> I think Barry just needs to stop being near John Doe  since John put his
> head up Barry rear every time he post
> < Hehehe>

where is good pussy matt?

can you not smell?

i know you are normal

loves barrrys

i am sedatedded

foggy foro me

opardon me

.ove women of youth more than fine gold
do not hisetisate.,

igve all strethgth ot womn oif youth
3evnein if only petrenedn

indulsge in innocence

dont'[ answer jsut do

thank you
chickenwing - 03 Jan 2006 23:45 GMT
this makes the original text stay with the post

> I think Barry just needs to stop being near John Doe  since John put his
> head up Barry rear every time he post
> < Hehehe>

where is good pussy matt?

can you not smell?

i know you are normal

loves barrrys

i am sedatedded

foggy foro me

opardon me

.ove women of youth more than fine gold
do not hisetisate.,

igve all strethgth ot womn oif youth
3evnein if only petrenedn

indulsge in innocence

dont'[ answer jsut do

thank you
NMR - 04 Jan 2006 00:41 GMT
I can't answer that Barry I been buried I mean married for a long time.  I
only know her and want her I don't look in the other direction she knows
where I keep my guns ;-)
cybercat - 03 Jan 2006 17:11 GMT
> >> tp is tearing my a.s up
> >> i need something softer
> >
> >Can we have some purrs for Barry's butt?
>
> <splorf!>    :-P

:) I will take that as a "yes!"

.
chickenwing - 04 Jan 2006 01:21 GMT
thank you sweetie!

all i said was my i needed something softer for my a.s

yes, I would like sometthing a little softer on my a.shole

is that so bad my love...

ROTFLMAO

it's a simple problem, probably solved by more bread and meat

here come all these  buttfuckers...barry don't play that...
chickenwing - 04 Jan 2006 01:21 GMT
thank you sweetie!

all i said was my i needed something softer for my a.s

yes, I would like sometthing a little softer on my a.shole

is that so bad my love...

ROTFLMAO

it's a simple problem, probably solved by more bread and meat

here come all these  buttfuckers...barry don't play that...
chickenwing - 04 Jan 2006 01:21 GMT
thank you sweetie!

all i said was my i needed something softer for my a.s

yes, I would like sometthing a little softer on my a.shole

is that so bad my love...

ROTFLMAO

it's a simple problem, probably solved by more bread and meat

here come all these  buttfuckers...barry don't play that...
 
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