Well, in my computer crash I lost my holiday project entitled "The Nox
Before Christmas."  so instead, I had to get the gang out to sing for
you again this year.  Hope there's no repeats from last year.

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Silent Nox, holy Nox
Queen of all, in a box
In the bed she loves to lie
Darkest donut sleepy pie (note:  she has a donut bed aka the dark
donut)
Sleep and please do not bite us
Sleep and please do not bite.

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It came up at a midnight hour
The food Kumani ate
Hairballs mixed with all that was
served on Kumani's plate!
Our peaceful sleep has flown away
from kitty's barfing noise.
And now we get the garbage pail
and clean the rug, oh joys!

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Good boy Smokey poke looked out
On the feast of Stephen
At the snow that lay about
Deep and crisp and even.
Smokey curled up on the couch
happily inside.
All that cold and wet white stuff
he cannot abide.

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Hark here's Tyche for a lick
Groom me Momdad, do it quick!
I'll have mercy on your tree
if you give a scritch to me.
Pet me or I'm going to scream
Run around and cause a scene
Bite my sister on the tail
Make my mommy rant and wail
Momdad give your bit a lick
Do it Momdad, do it quick!

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We the cats of Halifax are.
We despise a ride in the car
To the vet
oh yeah we bet
a wonderful trip, har har.

O....o...
Vet of needles, vet of stuff
That we can't forget fast enough
We don't like you
We will bite you
If you grab us by the scruff.

--Fil