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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / October 2004Timing is everything
The scenario: you and your romantic partner have a rare bit of time together. you have nothing on schedule, no deadlines, no overtime. You break out the Barry White albums, put on a touch of your nicest perfume, and settle in for some quiet quality time with your loved one. You allow yourselves to glide on Barry's smooth, rich voice and revel in one another, climbing higher and higher in the most sublime of pleasures. And the crucial moment comes, the summit is in your sights... ...and a cat comes and sticks her cold, wet nose right in your butt, or flicks a tail on the most ticklish part of your foot! Brandy's timing really, really bites! Blessed be! Baha > The scenario: you and your romantic partner have a rare bit of time > together... [big snip] > ...and a cat comes and sticks her cold, wet nose right in your butt, > or flicks a tail on the most ticklish part of your foot! > Brandy's timing really, really bites! Maybe she just wants to be included? I can't say the same for my cats. On the occasions I've had a date over and things have gotten intimate, they will sit and stare at us, looking somewhat annoyed. If there's too much movement on the bed for their Royal Highness's comfort, they'll stalk out, giving us the ear. As a friend of mine says, "they're not interested in primate games." Joyce > > The scenario: you and your romantic partner have a rare bit of time > > together... [big snip] [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > >Joyce Mimi would always try to seduce my partner away from me, the little slut. She had a relationship with my boyfriend that really transcended anything I ever had with him . :P Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > > The scenario: you and your romantic partner have a rare bit of time > > together... [big snip] [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Joyce Vino is like that. He will stay in the room for about 5 minutes, then stalks out and lies down near the door. If things are taking too long however, he makes periodic re-appearances to check to see if I'm ok. It is not romantic to suddenly be headbutted by a little orange fur face right in the middle of sex. LOL!  SignatureBritta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album Try having a 15-pound cat jump on your back. Stosh, shall we say, eats well, and he decided to wanted to take a ride on Louie's back. Nothing like a sudden trampolining on those rare work-free occasions! Blessed be! Baha > > > The scenario: you and your romantic partner have a rare bit of > time [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > Check out pictures of Vino at: > http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album (snip) >Vino is like that. He will stay in the room for about 5 minutes, then >stalks out and lies down near the door. If things are taking too long >however, he makes periodic re-appearances to check to see if I'm ok. >It is not romantic to suddenly be headbutted by a little orange fur >face right in the middle of sex. LOL! No, but it's cute. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > (snip) > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > No, but it's cute. ;) Yes, but that's the problem. It's so damn distracting ;-) SignatureBritta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album I was once at this guy's house and we were making out on the bed, and I was on top. Things are going just fine when something jumps on my back. "What's wrong?" "Err, you're cat just jumped on my back.......and now she's settling down!" kristi >...and a cat comes and sticks her cold, wet nose right in your butt, or >flicks a tail on the most ticklish part of your foot! [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >Blessed be! >Baha The other one is when you get to that *crucial moment* you look up and the cats are sat there looking as if they are giving you marks out of ten for artistic interpretation and technical merit... Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- >> ...and a cat comes and sticks her cold, wet nose right in your butt, >> or flicks a tail on the most ticklish part of your foot! [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Cheers, helen s LOL I haven't had this problem so far. With my ex-, Persia wouldn't tolerate being in the room with us at such times. So far, my long-lost, John, has not met Persia. But he has 2 cats and 3 dogs so I'm sure he's run into this before :) Jill >>...and a cat comes and sticks her cold, wet nose right in your butt, or >>flicks a tail on the most ticklish part of your foot! [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >Cheers, helen s BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com >BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oi! It wasn't funny.... .... they only gave me 4 out of 10 on both counts :-Þ Cheers, helen s --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove fame & fortune h*$el*$$e*nd**$o$ts**i*$*$m*m$o*n*s@$*a$o*l.c**$om$ --Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off-- >> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Cheers, helen s How many points did Vernon give you? ;-) SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. wafflycathcs@aol.comcomcom (dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers) had some very interesting things to say about Re: Timing is everything: >>...and a cat comes and sticks her cold, wet nose right in your butt, or >>flicks a tail on the most ticklish part of your foot! >>Brandy's timing really, really bites! >The other one is when you get to that *crucial moment* you look up and the cats >are sat there looking as if they are giving you marks out of ten for artistic >interpretation and technical merit... There IS a reason Felix tends to get ejected from the bedroom for such interludes. DH and I prefer not to have an audience. :-) Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL > The other one is when you get to that *crucial moment* you look up and the cats > are sat there looking as if they are giving you marks out of ten for artistic > interpretation and technical merit... > > Cheers, helen s That's Tanada. The rest will willingly leave the area before we get intimate (one of the ways I know Rob is in the mood) but Tanada is a feline voyeur. Pam S. > Brandy's timing really, really bites! > > Blessed be! > Baha LOL - yeah Sammy's too. We have to put up with either bitten toes, or yowling at the door if we try to shut her out (which DH says is better than having other dangling bits bitten)! ;> Hugs, CatNipped Louie agrees! We've learned to laugh it off. If we lock the door, we have three impatient cats making lots of noise and we have to turn up the Barry White. This in turn pisses off the nice elderly neighbors on either side of us, and they have a talk with Amherst's Finest, and those fellows are NOT Andy Taylor and Barney Fife. So you live with it. We try to give them some kittyweed to distract them. Now I wonder if playing the Grateful Dead for them would be romantic for us. Blessed be, Baha > > Brandy's timing really, really bites! > > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > CatNipped This sounds like our household, too! Commiserations, Baha! Christine > The scenario: you and your romantic partner have a rare bit of time > together. you have nothing on schedule, no deadlines, no overtime. You [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Blessed be! > Baha >...and a cat comes and sticks her cold, wet nose right in your butt, or >flicks a tail on the most ticklish part of your foot! > >Brandy's timing really, really bites! Sounds really inconvenient. You have such cute tales. Keep it coming! > >...and a cat comes and sticks her cold, wet nose right in your butt, or > >flicks a tail on the most ticklish part of your foot! [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Sounds really inconvenient. You have such cute tales. Keep it > coming! Tak, are you sure you didn't mean to write "keep coming"? ;-) SignatureBritta (sorry, couldn't resist) Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album > > >...and a cat comes and sticks her cold, wet nose right in your > butt, or [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Tak, are you sure you didn't mean to write "keep coming"? ;-) Only problem is, it's so hard to do that when you've got a cold wet nose stuck in your arse! Unless of course you're into that sort of thing, but that's the subject of a Jerry Springer show. Blessed be, Baha >> > >...and a cat comes and sticks her cold, wet nose right in your >> butt, or [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > >Baha Kinky is when you used a feather. Perverted is when you used the whole chicken. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com > The scenario: you and your romantic partner have a rare bit of time > together. you have nothing on schedule, no deadlines, no overtime. You [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > Blessed be! > Baha ROTFL SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. I used to sleep with the bedroom door. My neuterred male (Ruffus) used to like to sit on my chest and breathe in my face. SignatureChristopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com The scenario: you and your romantic partner have a rare bit of time together. you have nothing on schedule, no deadlines, no overtime. You break out the Barry White albums, put on a touch of your nicest perfume, and settle in for some quiet quality time with your loved one. You allow yourselves to glide on Barry's smooth, rich voice and revel in one another, climbing higher and higher in the most sublime of pleasures. And the crucial moment comes, the summit is in your sights... ...and a cat comes and sticks her cold, wet nose right in your butt, or flicks a tail on the most ticklish part of your foot! Brandy's timing really, really bites! 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