I like sitting on top of da big white box in da kitchen where I can
soopervise meowmy while she's kooking.  But, it's an awfully big jump
from da dining room table, and Meowmy duzn't want me on da stove which
is rite next to da big white box.  So I either klimb Meomy, or get on
da kichin counter and jump up on her shoulder. Then she makes noyses
about clipping my klaws, but woks over to da big white box. From
Meowmy's shoulder to da top of da box is an eezy hop fur me!

Unka Pan told me I wuz taking the eezy way out, and that HE uzed to be
able to jump from da table to da top of da white box whenever he
wanted.  Iz it MY fault he never trayned Meowmy to help him get up
there?  But I do wunder where Unka Pan iz, these days.  I think Meowmy
carelessly left him at TED's.  She says he'll be back and I hope she'z
rite. I kinda miss him, even when he'z grumpy and growlz at me and
Mama.

Nina