I had forgotten how MENTAL 13 week old kittens are! Today Lily has...

1.Successfully fallen in the toilet
2.Peed in the shower (I caught HRFL trying to cover it while she
watched)
3.Tipped over the water dish, spilling water everywhere
4.Climbed the curtains (3 times)
5.Trashed the litter box so it went all over the floor and I had to
sweep it up
6.Peed in the kitchen sink.
7.Broken the blind in the bedroom trying to climb it.
8.Got stuck inside my ice-hockey kit-bag. (Don't ask)
9.Bloodied the dogs nose
10.Tripped me over chasing Cleo through the lounge
11.Emptied a friends shopping bag all over the floor by trying to climb
in it
12.Shredded a toilet roll all over the bathroom floor
13.Stolen my cheese off my plate
14.Bitten Pandoras bum and earned a very hard slap from her for taking
the liberty
15.Dragged my sock under the sofa. (It was a mean sock!)
16.Knocked my cup of tea off the coffee table onto the floor
17.Knocked the TV remote into the just-watered plantpot whilst chasing
Cleo across the table....

AND ALL HRFL TIGER DOES IS WATCH & SUPERVISE, THE SH*T!!!

My God! This kitten is an Uber-hoolikitten!!!

Helen M, who's looking at Lily now she's asleep and looking like butter
wouldn't melt in her mouth and thinking that's the reason that kittens
are so cute.....so you don't kill them!