WHAT THE HECK IS SHE DOING HERE??!!!!!

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Mischief - 15 Dec 2005 23:50 GMT

Mischief here, and I cannot BELIEVE what my meowmie has done

Long ago she brought in some intruder named Mayhem into MY house who
slept on MY bed and snuck bites outta MY food dish. We hisspitted and
each other almost every day.

Fortunately, I prevailed for Mayhem was carted off in a box and I was
happy to never see her again.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.................

My meowmie has the AUDACITY to bring the little hellion intruder
BACK!!!!! At first when she jumped out of the box, i couldn't
recognize her. But then we sniffed noses and then i did, and let out a
loud HISS!!!

This is NOT fair!!!!! What is she doing back here? I thought i had
gotten rid of her!!

THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

HISSPIT!!!!!!!

Mischief
(more curious than mad to find out why this INTRUDER has returned)

Mayhem is back home now, after spending almost an entire semester at a
school for TEDs. She and Mischief sniffed each otehr and Mischief let
out a loud hiss. Mayhem is still unsure of what is going on, but has
taken refuge under my roommate's bed, wihle Mischief steathily follows
from a distance trying to find out what the heck is going on.

Round one should commence anytime now.....

Kristi

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Enfilade - 16 Dec 2005 01:22 GMT

> Mischief here, and I cannot BELIEVE what my meowmie has done

my dearest Mischief:

I would like to speak to your meowmie to arrange permanent residence
for smokey at the school for TEDs. Perhaps I can convince her to take
mayhem with smokey to the school. I can be very *unsheathes claws*
persuasive.

in the meantime, I have found that knocking bedside lamps onto sleeping
humans adequately expresses such displeasure. If you have the
constitution for it, I also recommend eating a cactus.

--Nocturne

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Cheryl - 16 Dec 2005 01:51 GMT

> I would like to speak to your meowmie to arrange permanent
> residence for smokey at the school for TEDs. Perhaps I can
> convince her to take mayhem with smokey to the school. I can be
> very *unsheathes claws* persuasive.

I like to noe if they can take away Shamrock. Do they kneed testers
for allergies?

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Bonnie

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Pamela Shirk - 17 Dec 2005 04:24 GMT

>> I would like to speak to your meowmie to arrange permanent
>> residence for smokey at the school for TEDs. Perhaps I can
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> I like to noe if they can take away Shamrock. Do they kneed testers
> for allergies?

I'd like to send off a little black and white quack-head if I could. He's
getting really ornery and has taken up chasing my tail.

Merlin, the magnificat

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kilikini - 16 Dec 2005 01:26 GMT

> Mischief here, and I cannot BELIEVE what my meowmie has done
>
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> Kristi

LOL, calm down, Mischief. Maybe you two can be friends? Maybe it won't be
so bad?

kili

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Takayuki - 17 Dec 2005 20:06 GMT

>Mayhem is back home now, after spending almost an entire semester at a
>school for TEDs. She and Mischief sniffed each otehr and Mischief let
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>
>Round one should commence anytime now.....

They say that if two cats don't get along, one thing you can try it
separating them for a week. A semester is like 15 weeks, right?
Maybe they'll get along great now. I hope they do!

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