This was too cute... no idea what the original source is cause it was
posted on a bulletinboard, but it's too cute not to share.

~A Cats Tree Choosing Guide~

Sniff the tree to see if its friendly.

Rub up against the branches to test
the trees health.
If it is shedding needles, move on.

Race around the tree and watch its
reaction to your antics.
If it sways in amusement, it's a good sign.

Bat at some branches to check
the tree's sense of playfulness.

Stretch out on a bough to
test the tree's strength.

Hold onto a branch and swing back
and forth like an ornament.
If the tree oozes sap onto your
paws, it's unhappy.

Put your paws around the lower part
of the trunk and give the tree a hug.
Does it feel as though you are
hugging a familiar forest friend?

Gently scratch at the bark to
see if the tree enjoys it.

Curl up under the tree and close your eyes.
Use your intuition to sense how
protective the tree feels towards you.

Claw your way up the trunk and try
to balance on top like a star.
If the tree doesn't shake you off,
bring it home - this tree's for you!