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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / December 2005If cats wer elke budgies
Hi all. Occasionally I drop in and lurk. A few may remember me from years back- http://makeashorterlink.com/?R3B95564C Anyway, DW, friends and I have been having great fun talking about what our pets would say if they learned to talk like parrots and budgies do. I just had to share this. :-) Example, a friends pomeranian named Petie would be saying "Petie Petie Punkin Eatie" while bouncing around in circles and wagging his tail.. Our overly confident, bullyish, king-of-the-house tabby named Bill E. Bob ( or William E. Robert when he's in trouble, which is often), would be saying "You little bastard". He is always stalking the other critters. :-[ Another friend has a bulldog named Greta. She likes to "scoot" on our carpet. For her it would be "Dammit dammit dammit!" as well as "That's not your food!" Cali, our calico, loves tummy rubs. She would flop in front of you and say "Oooo.., tummy rub rub rub.." Molly, the *big* torti with giant owl-like eyes would say "Hoooot". Another one that Bill E. Bob would say is "Sit prettty", right before he swats the bag of treats out of your hand. What would your critters say? :-D .., Shel. P.S.- I was going to ping Flippy to archive this thread, but I see she's out of town for a while. This fits right in on her site, so you might want to add a PS like "OK for Flippy's page" if you want. :-) Oops! I forgot to check the subject for typos. :-\ > Hi all. Occasionally I drop in and lurk. A few may remember me from years > back- [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > town for a while. This fits right in on her site, so you might want to add a PS > like "OK for Flippy's page" if you want. :-) Bandit: "$(*$)(*%#(* kids", and "#)(*$%(*$%) kittens", and "Quit breathing my air!!" Demi: "Go away, go away" Jessie: "Fish food! I want fish food!!!" Sammy: "Let's play!" OK for Flippy's page. Hugs, CatNipped > Anyway, DW, friends and I have been having great fun talking about what our pets > would say if they learned to talk like parrots and budgies do.// Where the dog is concerned, Tiger would either hold up his paw and say "Talk to the paw, because the ears ain't listening", or just call her "Scum". ;o) Helen M Sugar would be saying "Look at ME! I'm PLAYING! I'm CUUUUTE!" > What would your critters say? :-D Frank would say, 'Just a little medicine, then you can eat.' Miranda would say, 'Stop clawing the doorframe!!!' and 'Leave those blinds alone!' Caliban would say, 'That's not your food.' Miranda and Caliban would say, 'Stop that! Leave that cupboard door *alone*!'  SignatureMarina, Frank, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Nikki. marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki >> What would your critters say? :-D > > Frank would say, 'Just a little medicine, then you can eat.' Ranger would say "Ranger, leave Amelia alone", "Ranger, leave Sammy alone", "Ranger, leave Harri alone", "Ranger, down!" >>> What would your critters say? :-D >> >> Frank would say, 'Just a little medicine, then you can eat.' > >Ranger would say "Ranger, leave Amelia alone", "Ranger, leave Sammy >alone", "Ranger, leave Harri alone", "Ranger, down!" LOL! The thought of a dog or cat wandering in chattering "Ranger, leave Amelia alone", "Ranger, leave Sammy alone", "Ranger, leave Harri alone" has got me in stitches. :-) > LOL! > The thought of a dog or cat wandering in chattering "Ranger, leave Amelia > alone", "Ranger, leave Sammy alone", "Ranger, leave Harri alone" has got me in > stitches. :-) I suspect that Ranger thinks his middle name is "No!" :) >> LOL! >> The thought of a dog or cat wandering in chattering "Ranger, leave Amelia >> alone", "Ranger, leave Sammy alone", "Ranger, leave Harri alone" has got me in >> stitches. :-) > >I suspect that Ranger thinks his middle name is "No!" :) Reminds me of the old Bill Cosby routine -- he thought his brother's name was "Get in here!" and that his name was "Jesus Christ!" ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Make Levees, Not War >Miranda would say, 'Stop clawing the doorframe!!!' and 'Leave those >blinds alone!' I have a bad habit of leaving vinyl LPs leaning where the cats can get them. They have ruined quite a few classic album covers. One day I'll learn. :-/ >>Miranda would say, 'Stop clawing the doorframe!!!' and 'Leave those >>blinds alone!' > >I have a bad habit of leaving vinyl LPs leaning where the cats can get them. >They have ruined quite a few classic album covers. >One day I'll learn. :-/ Lets hope that they never try sharpening their claws on the LPs themselves. Vinyl is soft enough that they would probably be able to scratch the records. SignatureJohn F. Eldredge -- john@jfeldredge.com PGP key available from http://pgp.mit.edu "Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria Lily would say: Cuddles, Mama! Cuddles! Jazz (RB) would have said: Little yellow sock! My little yellow sockie! Lily & her mama Jazz, RB Ok for Flippy. SignatureIrulan from the stars we come to the stars we return from now until the end of time > Hi all. Occasionally I drop in and lurk. A few may remember me from > years [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > add a PS > like "OK for Flippy's page" if you want. :-) > Hi all. Occasionally I drop in and lurk. A few may remember me from > years [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > our pets > would say if they learned to talk like parrots and budgies do. Kitty FC would say: OMG it's winter. I might pee in the house, okay? Boyfriend might say: Is it still all right for me to be here in dis house? Tweed >Hi all. Occasionally I drop in and lurk. A few may remember me from years >back- [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] >William E. Robert when he's in trouble, which is often), would be saying >"You little bastard". He is always stalking the other critters. :-[ (etc) Guess who would be saying these things:;) "Come here little buddy, want a cuddle? Give Mommy a kiss." "Get down off that. Get out of there. Don't play with that. Get out from under there. You little monkey!!! EEEEEEEEEKK! YIKES!! OWWW!" Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Make Levees, Not War On Wed 07 Dec 2005 01:26:27a, Shel-hed wrote in rec.pets.cats.anecdotes (news:8ptcp15l1il97r6fgqb8fjg4qo3rvnne1j@ 4ax.com): > What would your critters say? :-D Shamrock: Can I sit there? It's just a little shot. Stop chasing her! Bonnie: Gooshy food good! (she hates it) Rhett: Get down. Get down from there. Stop biting that. Baby boy soft belly! Scarlett: Who has wet paws! I knew you would be there! SignatureCheryl >Anyway, DW, friends and I have been having great fun talking about what our pets >would say if they learned to talk like parrots and budgies do. Heidi would say, "You don't need anything to eat; you're a fat cat." Both Will and Heidi would have learned, "Who's a great big foolish? You ain't got no sense -- no pussycat sense no-how -- not the least little bit of sense -- nope -- none." SignatureWayne M (indulged by Will and Heidi) >Both Will and Heidi would have learned, "Who's a great big >foolish? You ain't got no sense -- no pussycat sense no-how -- >not the least little bit of sense -- nope -- none." OK, I'll bite. What things do they do do deserve the above ? :-) (I'm laughing just imagining the situation) >>Both Will and Heidi would have learned, "Who's a great big >>foolish? You ain't got no sense -- no pussycat sense no-how -- >>not the least little bit of sense -- nope -- none." > >OK, I'll bite. What things do they do do deserve the above ? :-) >(I'm laughing just imagining the situation) <chuckle> Oh, I'm not aware of any rule that says they have to actually *deserve* any of the nonsense I talk to them. My rule is, If they come looking for attention they'll get it, but they're also likely to get a whole gravy-boat-full of quite meaningless and largely formulaic babble poured over them in the process. Luckily, they have strong stomachs and are not easily nauseated. SignatureWayne M (indulged by Will and Heidi) >Hi all. Occasionally I drop in and lurk. A few may remember me from years >back- [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >would say if they learned to talk like parrots and budgies do. >I just had to share this. :-) Tiger and Tigger: What do you think you're doing? Get down from there. Have I told you recently that you're in the way? CAT!! Purrs and Hugs, Nan and the furkids A wise man talks because he has something to say; a fool talks because he has to say something. |
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