Hi effury one!

Dis is Lily-Whiskers here! I haf too complain! My Mommy is SO mean she
choppid my claws short wif da nail trimmer! I was yoosin her for a cat
tree, an she choppid my claws! I is SO miffed!! I puffed up at her. So I
chewed her cheque book. It haz little kitty teef marks all da way
through! tRY spending money wif dat! HA!

But now I is being purry and nice becoz I want sumthing to eat.

Miss Lily Whiskers