~~he would stand on the answering machine and let it talk to him... ~~

Awwww.... I guess it's better than what Mr. Fleas does.  Then, I should
be grateful that he doesn't do it to the sofa cushions like my dad's
dog does.  ::shudder::  When ever I go see my dad, I stay in the
kitchen, because you never know what's gone on when the humans are
away.

Cheers,
Azy!

"In fact, the kind of people I personally gravitate toward are dog
people. They're usually guests, generally allergic, and often too
polite to neglect a quick scratch betwixt the ears before shooing me
along." ~Mr. Fleas, www.housecatwisdom.blogspot.com