Why is it that something that you do will be ok with one of the gang and get
you a face whipping by your own mother?  Cap'n Pine Cone esq. has been
teaching me SO much.  He taught me to grab the d-thing by the tail and hang
on as he runs through the house.  He taught me to sneak up to SSG Huey and
bite him on the ear then run past the d-thing so that we can all play.  He
even taught me th- Grandmeow's real name.  But when I called her a fat
wench, Meowmie slapped me around the face and then spanked me on my bottom.
She said that I have to be a good kit, but I thought I was being a good kit.
What gives here anyway?

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