Before telling this story I need to explain about whitebait.
They are a New Zealand delicacy, tiny little fish caught in shoals with nets
in certain seasons, usually near river mouths. I have seen Chinese
whitebait but don't like them as much as the New Zealand variety.
DH is addicted to these expensive fish and cooks them himslf by frying them
in batter as fritters.
Last night DH took a pottle of frozen whitebait out of the freezer and ran
some hot water in the sink. The plan was to put the pottle in a container
and set it in the hot water to gently defrost the whitebait, it takes about
an hour.
When I heard the screams I arrived in the kitchen and beheld a horrendous
sight. DH had gone off to shift the garden hose and forgotten the running
tap. Water was [pouring over the sink and down the cupboards like Niagara
Falls. In the almost boiling water were the whitebait being chased by DH
with a strainer. The cooked whitebait were swimming in the cutlery
drawers, all over the floor, some were stuck to the sides of the cuboards
and a lot went under the frig and stove. If I had done it I'd never have
heard the end of the matter.
The cats were fascinated and would have joined in the fun except we know how
much cats like water.
I kept wondering what a stranger would have thought coming upon the scene
cold turkey. Two people with strainers, flapping madly around a kitchen
full of water.
Did we eat the whitebait. Yes!!!
Bev
Bill Stock - 20 Nov 2005 04:31 GMT
> Before telling this story I need to explain about whitebait.
> They are a New Zealand delicacy, tiny little fish caught in shoals with
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> DH is addicted to these expensive fish and cooks them himslf by frying
> them in batter as fritters.
I don't like fish, but frritters. Mmmmm.
> Last night DH took a pottle of frozen whitebait out of the freezer and ran
> some hot water in the sink. The plan was to put the pottle in a
> container and set it in the hot water to gently defrost the whitebait, it
> takes about an hour.
WTH is a pottle?
> When I heard the screams I arrived in the kitchen and beheld a horrendous
> sight. DH had gone off to shift the garden hose and forgotten the running
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> and a lot went under the frig and stove. If I had done it I'd never have
> heard the end of the matter.
I hope your kitchen did not suffer any serious water damage. Particle Board
does not do welll when wet.
> The cats were fascinated and would have joined in the fun except we know
> how much cats like water.
I was expecting this to be a cats eating DH's pottle story. :)
> I kept wondering what a stranger would have thought coming upon the scene
> cold turkey. Two people with strainers, flapping madly around a kitchen
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>
> Bev
Bev - 20 Nov 2005 05:37 GMT
A pottle is like a punnet of something - it can be made of plastic or
cardboard and comes in varying sizes, usually fairly small. The kitchen
has dried out. We left the drawers out in the sun all day. It may be
that B & C found the odd whitebait but they seldom get a chance to scoff the
lot. Some of their catfood has whitebait added as an ingredient.
Bev
>> Before telling this story I need to explain about whitebait.
>> They are a New Zealand delicacy, tiny little fish caught in shoals with
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>> Bev
Karen - 20 Nov 2005 05:57 GMT
> A pottle is like a punnet of something - it can be made of plastic or
> cardboard and comes in varying sizes, usually fairly small. The
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>
> Bev
What's a punnet?
Pat - 20 Nov 2005 06:08 GMT
>> A pottle is like a punnet of something >
> What's a punnet?
LOL - I haven't a clue! These folks must be from NZ :)
Rev. Charlene WT Mann (ULC) - 20 Nov 2005 06:17 GMT
>> A pottle is like a punnet of something - it can be made of plastic or
>> cardboard and comes in varying sizes, usually fairly small. The
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> What's a punnet?
At risk of cutting in too close first go, I Googled "Definition: Punnet" and
was told by the Planetary Computer System as follows:
a small light basket used as a measure for fruits
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn - Definition in context
In the present thread's context, "smallish fish-worthy container" is likely
right IMHO. Maybe containing approximately 'arf a litre - a /pint/
container, I reckon. Maybe such as we take chop suey home in around here.
Just speculating, of course, at this point. Confirm/correct, svp?

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Jo Firey - 20 Nov 2005 07:48 GMT
>>> A pottle is like a punnet of something - it can be made of plastic or
>>> cardboard and comes in varying sizes, usually fairly small. The
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> Just speculating, of course, at this point. Confirm/correct, svp?
Sounds similar to our bushel and a peck.
Jo
Sandra - 20 Nov 2005 09:23 GMT
Ok. A punnet in uk is usually how they sell soft fruits like strawberries or
raspberries. It is usually made of thin plastic with air holes, and has a
lid (if bought in a supermarket). It can be for as little as 100 g here for
blueberries or redcurrents, but often about 250g or 400g for
strawberries.These days supermarkets often sell other fruits like this too,
so they can make more profit as they are dearer than loose fruits.

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kilikini - 20 Nov 2005 10:48 GMT
> Ok. A punnet in uk is usually how they sell soft fruits like strawberries or
> raspberries. It is usually made of thin plastic with air holes, and has a
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> Sandra
Okay, we just call those baskets, I think. Most of ours are green.
http://www.peakcandle.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/strawberry.jpg
Is this what we're talking about here?
kili
Sandra - 20 Nov 2005 13:10 GMT
similar. ours in uk are clear colourless solid ones with just a couple of
air holes

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Jo Firey - 20 Nov 2005 17:01 GMT
> similar. ours in uk are clear colourless solid ones with just a couple of
> air holes
I think we call those "clamshells"
Jo
Jeanette - 20 Nov 2005 11:59 GMT
> I kept wondering what a stranger would have thought coming upon the scene
> cold turkey. Two people with strainers, flapping madly around a kitchen
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> Bev
If you'd videod it, you could have made good money :-)
Jeanette
Adrian - 20 Nov 2005 12:34 GMT
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> Did we eat the whitebait. Yes!!!
>
> Bev
Oh dear. Did the cats get any?

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John F. Eldredge - 20 Nov 2005 14:43 GMT
>When I heard the screams I arrived in the kitchen and beheld a horrendous
>sight. DH had gone off to shift the garden hose and forgotten the running
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>and a lot went under the frig and stove. If I had done it I'd never have
>heard the end of the matter.
Hopefully, you found all of the whitebait. Otherwise, your kitchen
will start smelling, er, fishy fairly soon.

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Bev - 20 Nov 2005 19:03 GMT
Yes, I think we found all the whitebait and what we didn't the cats did!
But I had to wash everything down thoroughly including all cutlery, cupboard
doors etc., even under the stove and frig - ugh, a job I hate - I had to
because it woulf have smelled terrible! Never thought to take a pile of
photos, lol.
A lot of our small fruit come in punnets. Strawberries, raspberries,
kiwifruit - however usually it is in small amounts, say a dozen
strawberries in a punnet. I suspect the term and use comes from the UK
where a lot of New Zealanders originated.. Actually I don't like punnets of
strawberries, although some have air holes they fix a band around the punnet
so that you can't open it. The fruit on the bottom can go bad and you
can't get at it to see. Some plastic containers don't have airholes and the
fruit gets damp and goes bad.
Bev
>>When I heard the screams I arrived in the kitchen and beheld a horrendous
>>sight. DH had gone off to shift the garden hose and forgotten the running
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> Hopefully, you found all of the whitebait. Otherwise, your kitchen
> will start smelling, er, fishy fairly soon.
PatM - 20 Nov 2005 20:34 GMT
Whitebait must be something like smelt? These are tiny fish that you
batter and fry just cleaning them and cutting off their heads. Turn
out very crisp and crunchy!
This is one of those stories you have to look BACK on to laugh about
it!LOL Glad everything is drying out. :)
-PatM
Bev - 20 Nov 2005 22:50 GMT
Visitors to New Zealand have been known to head and tail whitebait. It
drives the locals into fits of laughter - why, because you'd be there all
day! The little darlings aren't much bigger than a thick needle and
around an inch long.
Bev
> Whitebait must be something like smelt? These are tiny fish that you
> batter and fry just cleaning them and cutting off their heads. Turn
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> -PatM
Enfilade - 21 Nov 2005 00:29 GMT
> Visitors to New Zealand have been known to head and tail whitebait. It
> drives the locals into fits of laughter - why, because you'd be there all
> day! The little darlings aren't much bigger than a thick needle and
> around an inch long.
The first time I went to DP's Uncle Bobby's house, I got taught the
REAL way to eat lobster. Where I grew up, lobster is an expensive
delicacy, available only at fancy restaurants and usually you only get
the tail, already out of the shell. Uncle bobby, being a lobster
fisherman, informed me that the real way to eat one is in your back
yard, so when you hack it apart with a hatchet and shells fly
everywhere, you don't have to clean up after yourself. Meanwhile his
wife is slurping out the legs, and his kids are running around with
claws and I'm here trying to eat my lobster the way I'd eat one in
Ontario, and Uncle Bobby is afraid I don't like it because I'm not
"Getting into it properly."
--Fil
who can eat lobster with the best of them now
SuzQ - 28 Nov 2005 12:05 GMT
Sounds like Massachusetts & Maine. We also have lobster rolls, small hot
dog shaped buns with lobster salad. Lobster is expensive, but not as
pricey as the rest of the US.
Suz