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Helen Miles - 17 Nov 2005 23:43 GMT
Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will carry
her, and tries to see how far up my body she can get.

It was cute the first time she did it and reached my shoulder, although
it hurt like hell. After the 1000th time, the game is getting a tad old.
;o) I don't know whether to be happy she feels so great, or pissed that
I'm a new kitty toy!

Helen M
Smokie Darling (Annie) - 17 Nov 2005 23:50 GMT
> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will carry
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> --
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Heh, heh, heh,...  I remember when Trixie used to charge at me, and
jump onto my legs.  It was sooo cute.  I still have scars on my legs
from her (little snot).  She'd bound over, then stand on her hind legs
momentarily, and jump for all she was worth.  She'd never get above my
knees on the jump.

Now the bits I've got at home think my leg is the scratching post.
Well, sort of anyway.  At least they never did the complete body climb,
I lucked out of that one.

Smokie Darling (Annie) - Have I told you how much I love Miss
Lily-Whiskers?
No More  Retail - 17 Nov 2005 23:52 GMT
Imagine 6 firballs all full grown using you to climb up to the turkey or ham
you are trying to set on the table that you are carrying on your tip i toes
to get away from the little devils. < ouch >
Smokie Darling (Annie) - 18 Nov 2005 01:03 GMT
> Imagine 6 firballs all full grown using you to climb up to the turkey or ham
> you are trying to set on the table that you are carrying on your tip i toes
> to get away from the little devils. < ouch >

Yep, we had 6.  They wanted that dang pouch of Iams every morning.
They still never climbed above my knees, maybe because I'd start with
the "Owie, owie, owie...", and they knew it was hurting me?

I'm keeping 2, my friend is taking the little girl and the momma kitty
home next week.  It was quite the experience, but I enjoyed it.  Won't
be doing it again anytime soon.

Smokie Darling (Annie)
No More  Retail - 18 Nov 2005 01:11 GMT
The yelling of ouch  just means climb faster :-)
Cheryl - 18 Nov 2005 01:41 GMT
> I'm keeping 2, my friend is taking the little girl and the momma
> kitty home next week.  It was quite the experience, but I
> enjoyed it.  Won't be doing it again anytime soon.

Congrats Annie! You're gonna miss 'em.  :)  You'll get to see them
though! When I got Scarlett and Rhett, the people who rescued them
were hopeful that they'd find adopters among family or friends so
they'd get to see them grow up, but that didn't work out. I saw the
email looking for adopters second-hand and had never met the people,
so I promised to keep a website with pictures updated so they could
see how they're doing. I have a few more pics to upload, but for the
most part, I keep it updated. They did such a great thing taking in
the four littermates, and they were all battling URIs at the time.

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Kreisleriana - 18 Nov 2005 04:07 GMT
>> Imagine 6 firballs all full grown using you to climb up to the turkey or ham
>> you are trying to set on the table that you are carrying on your tip i toes
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>
>Smokie Darling (Annie)

The TREETS send Dante into a frenzy.  He cannot just stay where he is
and wait for them, he has to run straight up me to get at them.  

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Jo Firey - 17 Nov 2005 23:54 GMT
> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will carry
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>
> Helen M

Hey Lilly!  You go girl!

At least its winter.  I'd recommend wearing as much denim as possible.

Jo
Caroline S. - 18 Nov 2005 00:59 GMT
>>Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
>>climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will carry
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>
> Jo

Denim? Heck, I was going to suggest thick burlap or sisal ;)
Or perhaps even your hockey gear!

-Caroline S.
Helen Miles - 18 Nov 2005 19:22 GMT

> Denim? Heck, I was going to suggest thick burlap or sisal ;)
> Or perhaps even your hockey gear!///

Trust me...I have considered hockey gear, but the smell puts me off..
;o)

Helen M
kilikini - 18 Nov 2005 00:19 GMT
> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will carry
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Helen M

I've been there!  Good luck and hope your puncture wounds don't fester!  :~)

kili
Christina Websell - 18 Nov 2005 00:22 GMT
> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will carry
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Helen M

I presume you don't like it?  So what stops you untangling her from your
clothing when she is part way up, plonking her gently back on the floor and
telling her no when she tries to do it again?

Kittens and puppies are so cute we allow them to do whatever they want to.
This is a bad idea.  Puppies and kittens are used to being told off by their
mom if they get too unruly and we have to carry it on.  Unless you want a
pet that does exactly what it likes you have to take the mom role with the
babies.
It's very different with dogs and cats.  A young dog looks to a leader and
you have to be it, or he will.  He is not comfortable unless he knows his
place in the pack and the owner has to be the leader, with friendly but firm
discipline and training.
Cats are something else, they can live in groups but each cat is
independent, does it's own thing.  My cats only do what *they* want to do at
all times.  Sometimes this exasperates me.
For example, a cat will decide it would like to go outside, and miaows at
the door. I open the door, it is freezing outside.  I have only just got the
house slightly warm and all the precious heat is escaping.  The cat sits in
the doorway.  And sits. And sits.  I feel my blood pressure rise a little,
but I enquire sweetly  "Out or in, hurry up."  Cat remains sitting in the
doorway, says dunno, not decided yet.  Arctic blast comes in.
My blood pressure rises further as more heat floats into the garden.

One day a toe is going to be inserted very gently under the reluctant
posterior and the door will be firmly shut.  I haven't quite got to that
stage yet, but it's approaching now the cold weather is here.
They both know very well what "out or in" means.  They are just taking the
p. ;-)

Tweed <-- taken advantage of by two stray cats..
Helen Miles - 18 Nov 2005 09:28 GMT
> I presume you don't like it?  So what stops you untangling her from your
> clothing when she is part way up, plonking her gently back on the floor and
> telling her no when she tries to do it again?////

That's exactly what I try to do. She's learning quite quickly that if
she bites or chews human flesh, or uses a human as a cat tree she gets a
gentle bop on the nose and told "No".

>  A young dog looks to a leader and
> you have to be it, or he will.  He is not comfortable unless he knows his
> place in the pack and the owner has to be the leader, with friendly but firm
> discipline and training.////

Totally agree with you there. Friends joke that my dog lives in boot
camp - her bed is in the kitchen, she does exactly what she is told when
I tell her to do it, she waits until I say she can eat before she starts
eating her dinner, she's expected to heel properly on the leash, she
sits when she's told... She's a nice dog, to the point that my dog
walker enjoys taking her out because she's a pleasure to exercise. It
also means my gran can manage her easily. She's happy too because she
knows her exact place in the pack.

> Cats are something else, they can live in groups but each cat is
> independent, does it's own thing.  My cats only do what *they* want to do at
> all times.///

HRFL Tiger is like that. Actually, they all are. I tell HRFL to do
something, and he's like "WHAT-ever! Talk to the paw, the ears ain't
listening!"

Helen M
jmcquown - 18 Nov 2005 12:22 GMT
>> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
>> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will
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>
> Tweed <-- taken advantage of by two stray cats..

The temps here dropped drastically in the last few days.  On Tuesday it was
75F... within hours a storm moved in and it dropped 30 degrees.  Now it's in
the 20's - it's winter.  Persia wants out in her kitty walk.  I tell her NO,
it's too cold.  I don't stand there with the door open waiting for her to
decide.   It's frigging cold out there!

Persia is my kitty queen but she doesn't pay the heating bill!  The answer
is NO!

Jill
CatNipped - 18 Nov 2005 14:13 GMT
> >> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
> >> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will
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>
> Jill

Here too - right after I got finished whining about the heat it went from
87F down to 47F in twelve hours!  The last two night have been in the low
30Fs - I *LOVE* it!!!

Hugs,

CatNipped
Christina Websell - 18 Nov 2005 19:52 GMT
>>> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
>>> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will
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>
> Jill

Temps have dropped drastically here too.  It's going to be -5C again
tonight.  It was so cold in the house this morning when I got up that I had
to wear a hat!  I left the gas fire on in the kitchen all night for the cats
and all day too.
They've decided that in is the new out.  Boyfie went out for emergency
toilet, rushed back in as soon as he could and then I saw the door open to
the stairs.. where the spare bed is up there.  Yes, it was him!  I suspect
he was there all day. He's learnt to open the door to get both up and down.
Sometimes I sit here at the computer and the door opens. quite slowly like a
wind might have done it. It scared me the first time, but it's only BF
coming downstairs from a lovely snooze.

Tweed
sriddles@aol.com - 18 Nov 2005 14:29 GMT
> For example, a cat will decide it would like to go outside, and miaows at
> the door. I open the door, it is freezing outside.  I have only just got the
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>
> Tweed <-- taken advantage of by two stray cats..

I hate the half-in/half-out game. DH won't play it. They get about
three seconds, then HE decides for them. And now, they don't stop
mid-door and think about it when he lets them out, just when I do.
Little things like that make me realize how smart cats really are, and
how they know just which hoomins they can push around.

Sherry
kilikini - 18 Nov 2005 14:52 GMT
> > For example, a cat will decide it would like to go outside, and miaows at
> > the door. I open the door, it is freezing outside.  I have only just got the
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>
> Sherry

Isn't that true? My cats know that they own me, but my husband feels
differently.  If a cat wavers, he decides for them.  He's all, "that's it,
this is what you're doing!"  It's so funny.  If they're shredding his shoes
(which they love to do because his work boots are suede), I can yell at them
and they ignore me.  All he has to go is say "HEY!"  and they run in another
room and peek their head out as if they are saying, "What, Daddy?  I wasn't
doing anything?"  Then Allan and I sit back and laugh our *sses off.
They're so funny!

kili
Christina Websell - 18 Nov 2005 20:36 GMT
>> For example, a cat will decide it would like to go outside, and miaows at
>> the door. I open the door, it is freezing outside.  I have only just got
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>
> Sherry

Oh, they know they can push me around, I am far too soft with them.  From
now on there will be no dithering in the doorway, it will be either out or
in because it's so cold now.
I really mean it ;)

Tweed
Cheryl - 18 Nov 2005 01:36 GMT
> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an
> "interactive climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her
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>
> Helen M

One word. OUCH.  I'm just so glad she's bouncing back from her
horrible ordeal! Lucky girl!!

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Rhonda - 18 Nov 2005 03:24 GMT
Happy, I choose happy!

Rhonda

> I don't know whether to be happy she feels so great, or pissed that
> I'm a new kitty toy!
Fi - 18 Nov 2005 06:10 GMT
LOL - Lilly-Whiskers has gone from a sick bittie in need of purrs to an
obnoxious little turd in such a short time!

Fi

> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will carry
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Helen M
Helen Miles - 18 Nov 2005 18:36 GMT
> LOL - Lilly-Whiskers has gone from a sick bittie in need of purrs to an
> obnoxious little turd in such a short time!
>
> Fi///

Yeah. It's great. ::exasperated sigh:: ;o)

Helen M
wafflycat - 18 Nov 2005 10:14 GMT
> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will carry
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Helen M

Obviously Francis must have teleported over to give her early lessons in how
to become an eco-warrior? That's just how he attacks & climbs the trees in
the garden. Just wait until she runs at you, takes a flying leap and lands
spreadeagle across your rear, using claws as crampons for grip ;-)

Cheers, helen s
Norm - 18 Nov 2005 14:53 GMT
> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will carry
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> it hurt like hell. After the 1000th time, the game is getting a tad old.
> ;o) I don't know whether to be happy she feels so great, or pissed

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The old Siamese would do this if he wasn't picked up on getting home.
It was especially disconcerting to the cat-sitters who didn't expect a
cat to rn up their leg - usng claws!

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Jeanette - 18 Nov 2005 16:43 GMT
> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will carry
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Helen M

Ah, the joys of kittenhood. *VBG*

Jeanette
jmcquown - 19 Nov 2005 05:58 GMT
>> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
>> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will
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>
> Jeanette

This reminds me why I don't want a kitten :)

Jill <---who couldn't move off the couch today because Persia fell asleep on
her tummy
Adrian - 19 Nov 2005 10:13 GMT
> Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
> climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will
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>
> Helen M

I hope she's not still doing that when she's fully grown. ;o)
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Marina - 19 Nov 2005 10:42 GMT
> I hope she's not still doing that when she's fully grown. ;o)

I wouldn't count on it. Miranda is still doing it and she's nearly 1
year old now.

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Exocat - 19 Nov 2005 19:37 GMT
> I wouldn't count on it. Miranda is still doing it and she's nearly 1
> year old now.

You've not had a youngster around for a while so have probably
forgotten: I have and can remind you that just the first 2 years are the
worst.

After that you can relax a bit. Maybe.

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Helen Miles - 19 Nov 2005 11:30 GMT
> I hope she's not still doing that when she's fully grown. ;o)///

It won't be *MY* problem, LOL.....it'll be my borthers problem! ;o)

Helen M
glsummer@neptunelink.com - 19 Nov 2005 20:26 GMT
>Lilly-Whiskers has found a new use for my legs. I am an "interactive
>climbing tree". She charges at me as fast as her little legs will carry
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>Helen M

Hehehe.  Jack and Kate have discovered that game with DH.  Today, they
discovered the delights of that fabulous toy called "shoestrings".  On
the shoes, of course.

Ginger-lyn

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