I put one of those ultra complex 36 button phones with a digital
answering machine, an LCD display, etc. in the computer room because
it was the only one I could find at Walmart that had a large button
keypad on the base unit (instead of in the handset). I never wanted
the other features, but there they are. CJ discovered a cat
entertainer feature a few minutes ago when he stepped on just the
right combination of keys to make it tweedle - sort of like a ring
sound. He stopped short and leaned back - it stopped. He resumed his
forward motion and it started again. He stopped; it stopped; he
started; it started - back and forth several times. Then he decided
to find the source, but every time he got near the speaker, he eased
up on the buttons and it went silent. He eventually decided it was
coming from the broken monitor I keep on the table for the cats to lie
on (the real monitor is one of those thin LCD panels that doesn't have
enough room on top for cats). As he walked across the phone, it went
silent until he put his rear foot on the same spot and all of a
sudden, the sound was coming from under him. At this point, he
decided that discretion is the better part of valor and beat a hasty
retreat - completely off the table and out of the room.

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JB - 31 Oct 2005 04:43 GMT
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> He eventually decided it was
> coming from the broken monitor I keep on the table for the cats to lie
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> decided that discretion is the better part of valor and beat a hasty
> retreat - completely off the table and out of the room.
*snort* Oh, too funny!
It always cracks me up how cats have to put their back foot on exactly
the same spot their front foot was just on. My little Buck stands next
to me with one front paw on my lap as though she's about to climb the
rest of the way on, but then she changes her mind and walks away, and
her back paw on the same side invariably lands on the same spot, even
though it's already out of line with her front end's new direction of
travel.
Jeff
PatM - 31 Oct 2005 05:05 GMT
Hehehe!
It's sweet that you keep the broken monitor around for the kitties...
Bet they miss it not getting warm like it used to!
PatM
Ted Davis - 31 Oct 2005 14:49 GMT
>Hehehe!
>
>It's sweet that you keep the broken monitor around for the kitties...
>Bet they miss it not getting warm like it used to!
I know Fluffy does - she refuses to use it any more, and she was a
fixture there - all in all it gets far less use than before, even
though it is at about the same distance from me.

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Marina - 31 Oct 2005 06:26 GMT
> I put one of those ultra complex 36 button phones with a digital
> answering machine, an LCD display, etc. in the computer room because
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> decided that discretion is the better part of valor and beat a hasty
> retreat - completely off the table and out of the room.
LOL! Poor CJ.

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John F. Eldredge - 31 Oct 2005 14:28 GMT
>I put one of those ultra complex 36 button phones with a digital
>answering machine, an LCD display, etc. in the computer room because
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>decided that discretion is the better part of valor and beat a hasty
>retreat - completely off the table and out of the room.
My first full-time programming job was working for a man who ran a
small business out of his house. At one point, I heard the dot-matrix
printer start spitting out page after page. When I checked, one of
his cats was standing on the printer with a hind foot on the form-feed
button, looking down with great interest. The same cat would
sometimes lie down on the printer cover, and try to grab the print
head as it went back and forth.

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Kreisleriana - 31 Oct 2005 15:16 GMT
>I put one of those ultra complex 36 button phones with a digital
>answering machine, an LCD display, etc. in the computer room because
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>decided that discretion is the better part of valor and beat a hasty
>retreat - completely off the table and out of the room.
Gawd they are funny. I confess, when I first got cats, the last thing
I expected was that they would be so durn funny.
When the phone rings around here, Stinky has always gone charging to
the phone, and beats me to it. I dpn't know why, he never answers it.
;) Now that Dante is here, there is a stampede to the phone everytime
it rings. It must be a little like having teenagers. ;)
Theresa
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sriddles@aol.com - 31 Oct 2005 15:28 GMT
> Gawd they are funny. I confess, when I first got cats, the last thing
> I expected was that they would be so durn funny.
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>
> Theresa
ROFL! I wonder what he's thinking? Mine are totally oblivious to the
phone. Now the doorbell, though; Bosley runs to see who it is, and
Frank runs to dive under the bed. Sometimes they collide in the hall.
Sherry