Deer fellow hoolikittens!

Caliban reporting from thu cold north. I have a very serious problem
that I need yore advice on. As you all know, I'm thu treaspurrer for
Chapter 05 of the HK (thu hoomin sez it should be 'tres purrer' because
I purr a lot - she thinks she's so funny). It's part of my dooties as
treaspurrer to make sure there is enuff FOOD. So, every time the hoomin
opens thu white door to thu cold place, I hurry up and get inside to
make sure there is nuff FOOD in there. But she makes me get out again
before I've even started to count the FOOD. Then she closes thu door! I
mean ter say! How's a kitten to carry out his dooties if she doesn't
even hold up thu door long enough?

One time, she closed thu door and left me inside, and I thought, great,
she finally got it. But then she opened thu door again at once, and she
lifted me out again. I wanted to stay!

Then there's thu cabinet with thu FOOD pouchies. Every time i jump up
tere to count thu FOOD, she yells at me and lifts me down. Then when I
get up there again, she sez a lot of bad words and lifts me down again.
What am I going to do? I'm afraid my chapter will elect another
treaspurrer if I can't carry out my dooties, and it's all thu hoomn's fault.

Caliban
Treaspurrer
HK Chapter 05