Mr. Pine Cone <WHAP> (that's Cap'n you nit) has taken me in paw and is
teaching me how to be a proper hoolikitten.  I am learning how to spell, how
to ignore the fat wench, and how to get what Mr. Pine Cone <WHAP> (I'm not
telling you again) says I should want.  He says if I work really hard, he
may let me join the hoolikitten club in the cat group.  The hard part is
knowing what I should want.  Yesterday, I thought I wanted kibble, but it
turns out that I wanted gooshy food instead.  Today, I thought I wanted
kibble, but it turns out that I want gooshy food instead.  I'm learning, but
it is very hard.

Qui Gun Kit, with help from Mr. <WHAP> Cap'n Pine Cone