Bein an old dude isn't just about getting chikken. I fink my hoomin is
falling down in the chicken department, too, 'cause I almost never get
any.  If itz in da Kitty Code, den I haven't found it, either. I wonder
if dat's actionable? If it's contractual, den I'm gettin skrooed for
insufficient chikken treets.

Hoomins  react badly when yoo gallops over dem in da night when they is
asleep. Dey also don like it if you plays with things that can brake.
They don't seem to realize that the cord for the blinds is GREAT fun to
bat around.  But Hoomins are hopeless, dey have NO idea how to
entertain demselves--when all else fails, nap.

Ennyway, being an old dude is tiring. I get cold more easily, and my
legs don't work as well as dey used to.  I feel stiff and tired more
often. race around and have fun while it don't hurt, Dante and Caliban!
Da Girlz spend a lot of time running around chasing each other every
nite after Meowmy turns out da lights.  Me, I'd rather curl up next to
or on meowmy and sleep. But this means I get galloped over too, and dat
don't feel so good.

Unka Pan