I haven't heard from my girlfriend for a while and I want to know if you are
okay.  I am, although two strangers are staying at the house to look after
my meowmie, she is poorly.
It's a bit scary.  If I am *very* hungry I will come in to eat my food while
there are there, but mainly it feels safer to wait until they've gone to
bed.
Their names are Auntie Margaret & Uncle Bryan.
That Kitty Farmcat has no pride, she sits on Uncle's chest every night, and
he doesn't really want her there because she is old and cannot retract her
claws fully.  They stick in him.  Ouch.
Uncle likes me best, because I will not go to him. Sometimes if I am eating
my food, I let him stroke me, but mainly I don't and I ask to go outside
quickly and my meowmie lets me go.
I know that Uncle desperately wants to be friends with me, but I don't want
to be friends with him.  I'll leave that to sucking-up Kitty.
I'm totally immune to his requests  "Boyfriend, come here and have a
scritch"  "Boysie, here is some nice food."  Boysie, come in and sit by the
woodburner."  Does he think I am stupid, or what?
It took me months to trust my meowmie before she could even touch me.
Aunts and uncles are way too scary.  Even the fact that the aunt puts my
food down for me doesn't make me trust her.  I often don't eat it, it could
be a trick.

Boyfriend