Deer brofurs and sisfurs,

The hoomin here is outta control! I was just playing with Miranda. She
was a bit grumpy, so I fought I'd tease her a bit so she'd snap out of
it. She can be a bit stuck-up sometimes. So, I jumped her and bit her
neck. It felt sort of funny, but nice, so I did it again. But every time
I jump her and bite her neck, she gets mad, rolls over and skewers me
with all her claws.

And can you imagine, the hoomin gets mad at *me* for this! She keeps
telling *me* to leave Miranda alone! But here comes the strange part, what I
don't unnerstand. She keeps saying it will soon be time for my big snip. And
every time I jump Miranda, she makes this gesture with two fingers, like
she's cutting somefing. Now, brofurs and sisfurs in the chapter, can any of
you tell me what she means by this?

Caliban
Treaspurrer
HK Chapter 05 >

Hi dere Caliban!

I fink I know what your mom means! She is going to get you tutored! My mom
says it is done to boys to teach them good manners. What are manners? I
hopes they are good to eat, what ever they are! Hummm - gots to go eat now,
being a little hoolikitten is hard work!

Yours purrly,
Jacob the smarty pants.
Class of '05.

IZ IT LIKE BOOPING???????

DANTE

Theresa
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Make Levees, Not War

Deer Caliban

My hoomindad'z saying the same fing about me, when he finks
I'm not lissnin'. At the moment I'm having trubble with my teef,
as the last babyfang won't cum out, so I wunderd if it mite meen
a trip to TED?

The way he sed it I don't fink it woz a GUD fing  :-(((

So be verry carefull!

Purrs
Claudius
Emperor of Home
Purresident HK Chapter 05

Sir Weebs here, from the '03 chapter.

Sorry to inform all you younger HKs, but da "big sip" is when dey remoovs
yur 'boy kittie parts'.  Dey tooked mine a loong time ago - wen I waz yung
an dident no better myownself.  Da boy kittie parts is located below yur
tial (dat fing dat alway bitin yur but) and da poopshoot, but above da pee
place.

But dey makes yoo furry sleepy before dey snips dem off, and wen yoo wakes
up, yoo not efun misses dem!  As soon as I wazent all groggy no mores, I was
playing like I dids before.  My back end was a bit sore at firsts, but I was
a HK an had stuff to do an so I didunt let it bofur me - and den won day it
not sore no more!

Sir Weeble Wobblybottom
Prowd Memfur of da HK klub, '03 Chaptur

uh oh, Caliban, whatever the 'big snip' is, you better get all the biting
you can in now cause you're gonna feel sore for a while there. But don't
worry, it ain't that bad, mama told me so. After a couple of days you'll be
just like new and can go back to biting Mir-mir again.
But leave your Unca Frankie alone, you hear?
Lily