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Christina Websell - 24 Sep 2005 23:17 GMT
Me & KFC, dat is.  On Furrsday morning I run into der howse wiv a birdie in
my mouf.  Den someow it got away..and it fluttered all over der place wiv me
after it.   Meowmie was gettin reddy for werk and she say "Oh, (den a funny
word) *FANTASTIC" so I guessed she was plesed.
My birdie was a baby duv.  Meowmie cort it and lots of fevvers came off and
floted all around.  She den shut me in der howse and tuk it down der garden.
But der next morning she see der more fevvers down der garden whare I et it.
Den after dat, der next day, Meowmie was at der compooter at der nitetime
when Kitty come in der door making wowlie noyses.  She ad got one too.  Ers
was ded tho.  She eted it on der carpet.
Meowmie was not plesed, she say she woz too tired to sortitout till der
nexmorning wen she not av to go werk.
Dis der funny bit.  Er bruvver rang up dis morning e live a long wayaway and
say he be ere in 10 minnits.  I never saw meowmie moov so fast to get dose
fevvers and wings into der bin!!

Boyfriend

Guess that's the end of the collared dove nest then.  They only have two.
Tweed
Kreisleriana - 25 Sep 2005 00:03 GMT
>Me & KFC, dat is.  On Furrsday morning I run into der howse wiv a birdie in
>my mouf.  Den someow it got away..and it fluttered all over der place wiv me
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>Guess that's the end of the collared dove nest then.  They only have two.
>Tweed

Oh dear BF.  You know that's what happens when you catch the birdies.
Your mommy will be mad for a little while, but she loves you.

Theresa
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Christina Websell - 27 Sep 2005 00:16 GMT
>>Me & KFC, dat is.  On Furrsday morning I run into der howse wiv a birdie
>>in
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> Oh dear BF.  You know that's what happens when you catch the birdies.
> Your mommy will be mad for a little while, but she loves you.

Yes. I *do* love him.  I wish he wouldn't go after the birdies because I
love *them* too..
Before the cats came I had a bird table outside my kitchen window and fed
the birds every day.  I so enjoyed watching all the species that came.
That's out now and has been for two years nearly.  I have given that up in
order to care for KFC & BF and it was a real sacrifice.
They are both well fed to appetite with gooshy and crunchy.
They don't need to eat birds.  Boyfriend actually sat on the freezer out in
the conservatory the other day and *ignored* a rat.  I told him he was a
coward.  He agreed.
On top of the freezer in the conservatory is his very favourite place to sit
and meatloaf.

Tweed
Sir Weeble Wobblybottom - 25 Sep 2005 00:21 GMT
> Me & KFC, dat is.  On Furrsday morning I run into der howse wiv a
> birdie in my mouf.  Den someow it got away..and it fluttered all over
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> Boyfriend

Oh no, my sweet boyfriend.  I hopes you not get in too muches trouble.

I wish I cood catch da birdies, but none ever comes into da hows.  I tried
to ask dem to, but dey ignores me.  I asked dem oncet to fly rite into my
mowf, but dey jus wen on hoppin arown inna yard.

I fink my boyfriend brave and strong for catching da birdies (KFC too) -
efun if it make his Mommy mads.

Purrs and nosekissies
Mimi
(Weeble's baby sisfur)
Christina Websell - 25 Sep 2005 00:47 GMT
>> Me & KFC, dat is.  On Furrsday morning I run into der howse wiv a
>> birdie in my mouf.  Den someow it got away..and it fluttered all over
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
> Mimi
> (Weeble's baby sisfur)

Fank yoo, Mimi.  Meowmie say dere are plenty of rats to catch and wy don't I
hunt *dem*?   Cos a lot of dem are uge, dat's wy and dey ave big brown teef
like der rayzers.
I catch der littel ones.
Fing is, der birdies are easier.  I put a ded sparrer on der doorstep
lasnite.

Boyfriend

He is going to have his collar festooned with bells.  His bird predation is
starting to be unacceptable to me.  He's killing birds nearly every day for
sport.  He is not hungry, there is food here for him all the time.

Tweed
Gabey8 - 25 Sep 2005 01:15 GMT
[[He is going to have his collar festooned with bells.  His bird predation
is starting to be unacceptable to me.  He's killing birds nearly every day
for sport.  He is not hungry, there is food here for him all the time.]]

Sometimes I think that some cats can't entirely help themselves when they
answer the urge to hunt. Unlike dogs, that have had different breeds
developed to do different things well (tracking, hunting, guarding,
herding, etc), cats were only bred to do ONE thing: hunt small prey. I
guess some of them have an exceptionally strong urge to hunt.

Adding bells to his collar is a good idea. I'd recommend the kind that
dangles from the D-link where the ID tags can be attached. I got a bell
like that for Captain's collar, and it jingles at the slightest movement.
(I wish I had video of him trying to sniff his new bell when it was on his
collar... he kept backing up and backing up, trying to apply his nose to
the bell. LOL.)

Stanley's collar already had a bell pre-attached. It has a different tone
than Captain's bell, so it's actually possible to hear the difference and
know which cat is doing the jingling.

Or you could REALLY go all-out and get a bell with pre-attached bells,
then add one of the dangling kind of bell to it. Hopefully the birds will
quickly learn to pay attention to the sound.

Donna, Captain, and Stanley
 
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