Hi Guys'n'Gals

Hoping to see lots of tips & hints on better hoolikittening come in
now we're up & running.

I mentioned yesterday how I was tricking the senior cats into
giving me double helpings of dinner. Sometimes that isn't
quite enough so I try to help myself while they're still
chowing down at their giant trough themselves.

Obviously with their size & weight advantage and their
silly big heads & wide-wingspan whiskers they don't
leave me room to get into their bowl while they're "at
it" so I've now developed a method of stretching out
my paw between their inflated bodies and scooping
out some goodies, which I then hook back to me and
can devour at my leisure.

Anyone remember that white Arthur's cat who used
to scoop from the tin with his paw. A bit like that,
only more athletic 'cos of the competition.

My method has the advantage of leaving a trail of
mess between me & the bowl which Hoomin has
to clean up in the knowledge that I'm displeased
with him feeding me so inadequately.

Purrs & shredded household soft furnishings to you all

Claudius
Purresident '05

PS to Caliban:  Since we superior types don't have, or
need, money our currency is: Love, cuddles, warmth,
security etc. for the big denominations; foodies for
the vital everyday small change. So as Treaspurrer
you're to look after the most important things of all.

C

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