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wafflycat - 19 Sep 2005 17:53 GMT

The government advice is that we have five portions of fruit & veg a day to
eat healthily. Alas, Waffles didn't hear the 'fruit & veg' bit and has
supplied me with five voles today... and yesterday...

I am reluctant to release the wee vole in the rescue box, which is thriving,
back into the outside right now!

Cheers, helen s

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Adrian - 19 Sep 2005 17:59 GMT

> The government advice is that we have five portions of fruit & veg a
> day to eat healthily. Alas, Waffles didn't hear the 'fruit & veg' bit
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>
> Cheers, helen s

Is it possible, Waffles knows more than the government? ;-)

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wafflycat - 19 Sep 2005 18:02 GMT

>> The government advice is that we have five portions of fruit & veg a
>> day to eat healthily. Alas, Waffles didn't hear the 'fruit & veg' bit
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>
> Is it possible, Waffles knows more than the government? ;-)

Adrain, Adrian, Adrian... do not get me started on BLiar & Co! ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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Gandalf - 19 Sep 2005 21:22 GMT

>> The government advice is that we have five portions of fruit & veg a
>> day to eat healthily. Alas, Waffles didn't hear the 'fruit & veg' bit
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>
>Is it possible, Waffles knows more than the government? ;-)

If you are talking about G.W., a *slime mold* knows ore than he does.....IMHO

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Christina Websell - 19 Sep 2005 22:13 GMT

>>> The government advice is that we have five portions of fruit & veg a
>>> day to eat healthily. Alas, Waffles didn't hear the 'fruit & veg' bit
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> If you are talking about G.W., a *slime mold* knows ore than he
> does.....IMHO

We aren't talking Bush. This is an x 3 Brit post.

Tweed

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Mathew, Chablis & Muscat - 20 Sep 2005 07:16 GMT

Bush or Blair (and my own beloved Paul Martin *sigh*).... I suspect
your average feline still knows more than all of them put together....
Plus, they have the Mothership to consult, a resource our political
leaders lack.

Cheers
Mathew

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Gabey8 - 19 Sep 2005 22:09 GMT

[[The government advice is that we have five portions of fruit & veg a day
to eat healthily. Alas, Waffles didn't hear the 'fruit & veg' bit and has
supplied me with five voles today... and yesterday...]]

Vole... Veggies... they both start with "V". Waffles must've misheard.
It's a mistake anybody could make. ;o)

[[I am reluctant to release the wee vole in the rescue box, which is
thriving, back into the outside right now!]]

I can see why. If the micro-vole got himself caught once, he's likely to
be caught a second time.

Besides, we haven't seen any pics of Mr. Itty Bitty Vole yet, so he's not
ready to go back in the Out. ;o)

Donna, Captain, and Stanley (envying Waffles her toys that move all by
themselves, and don't need a human to throw or roll them)

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Adrian - 19 Sep 2005 22:19 GMT

> [[The government advice is that we have five portions of fruit & veg
> a day to eat healthily. Alas, Waffles didn't hear the 'fruit & veg'
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> Donna, Captain, and Stanley (envying Waffles her toys that move all by
> themselves, and don't need a human to throw or roll them)

Don't be silly, Waffles is a cat, she doesn't make mistakes. ;-)

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Shiral - 20 Sep 2005 06:10 GMT

It's really quite impressive... Waffles can count! =o) And she's
obviously trying to make sure you eat a balanced diet, Helen. A vole
in each hand. =o)

Melissa

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Mishi - 19 Sep 2005 22:19 GMT

> The government advice is that we have five portions of fruit & veg a day

to eat healthily. Alas, Waffles didn't hear the 'fruit & veg' bit and has
supplied me with five voles today... and yesterday...
<snip>

Ah! She must think you are on the 'Cat'kins diet!

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