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David Stevenson - 12 Sep 2005 20:22 GMT
  Hi Yowie, Flippy, and my other friends down there.

  Not just one but two test series?

  Tut tut!!!!!

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Kwwwaaaazzeeeee Kaaaaaattzzz - 12 Sep 2005 20:58 GMT
David Stevenson bent over and whined:

>   Hi Yowie, Flippy, and my other friends down there.
>
>   Not just one but two test series?
>
>   Tut tut!!!!!

Who the f.ck are you?  By the size of your ears I'd say you were
Princess Charles ;)

No brits allowed in our froup.  You hace been reported.
mlabofski@yahoo.co.uk - 12 Sep 2005 22:53 GMT
For gods sake, at least use a spellchecker you useless piece of sh.t!
I can't bear people who can't spell the Queen's English, oh no I
forgot, you probably went to the GW school of illiteracy.
Katz - 12 Sep 2005 22:59 GMT
On 12 Sep 2005 14:53:00 -0700,  wrote:

>For gods sake, at least use a spellchecker you useless piece of sh.t!
>I can't bear people who can't spell the Queen's English, oh no I
>forgot, you probably went to the GW school of illiteracy.

gOOD MONKEY, dO YOU ALWAYS FETCH THE PEANUTS?
Mr. Kwazie Catz Executive Vice President UTB - 12 Sep 2005 23:10 GMT
Katz bent over and whined:

>On 12 Sep 2005 14:53:00 -0700,  wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>gOOD MONKEY, dO YOU ALWAYS FETCH THE PEANUTS?

This one's a brit lolli sucker.  They're always so eazy to train.
They're so eager to perform their monkee tricks for us superior
Americans :)
Mr. Kwazie Catz Executive Vice President UTB - 12 Sep 2005 23:11 GMT
mlabofski@yahoo.co.uk bent over and whined:

>For gods sake, at least use a spellchecker you useless piece of sh.t!
>I can't bear people who can't spell the Queen's English, oh no I
>forgot, you probably went to the GW school of illiteracy.

Oh see the brit spell pounce.  I betcha you have quite a few wingless
flies around your hut eh?  ;)

/woosh
jmcquown - 13 Sep 2005 00:06 GMT
> For gods sake, at least use a spellchecker you useless piece of sh.t!

Please don't respond to these idiots and for goodness' sake don't
cross-posts to rpcb+h!  Thanks!
Mr. Kwazy Catz Executive Vice President UTB - 13 Sep 2005 01:01 GMT
jmcquown bent over and whined:

>> For gods sake, at least use a spellchecker you useless piece of sh.t!
>
>Please don't respond to these idiots and for goodness' sake don't
>cross-posts to rpcb+h!  Thanks!

CrossPoasting's fun!  It's a great fun way to meet new friends ;)
mlabofski@yahoo.co.uk - 13 Sep 2005 14:05 GMT
> > For gods sake, at least use a spellchecker you useless piece of sh.t!
>
> Please don't respond to these idiots and for goodness' sake don't
> cross-posts to rpcb+h!  Thanks!

Sorry, won't do it again - they're getting too boring now anyway and I
have work to do.
Cwazee Catt - 13 Sep 2005 14:23 GMT
mlabofski@yahoo.co.uk bent over and whined:

>> > For gods sake, at least use a spellchecker you useless piece of sh.t!
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>Sorry, won't do it again - they're getting too boring now anyway and I
>have work to do.

Translation:  I have to go bow to my Queen and then go to work at
Happy Burger.
Victor M - 12 Sep 2005 22:14 GMT
>    Not just one but two test series?
>
>    Tut tut!!!!!

Ok, y'all are going to have to translate for those of us who think
cricket is something the cats like to eat. :)

Victor
wafflycat - 12 Sep 2005 22:23 GMT
>>    Not just one but two test series?
>>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Victor

It certainly is. Most certainly there's nothing else by that name which is
remotely interesting ;-)

Cheers, helen s
Christina Websell - 12 Sep 2005 22:34 GMT
>>>    Not just one but two test series?
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Cheers, helen s

It's one of the most boring games on the face of the earth. <yawn>

Tweed
Kwwwaaaazzey Kaattzzz - 12 Sep 2005 22:42 GMT
Christina Websell bent over and whined:

>>>>    Not just one but two test series?
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
>It's one of the most boring games on the face of the earth. <yawn>

Well then let's liven things up honey!  Wanna play hide the weiner? ;)
mlabofski@yahoo.co.uk - 12 Sep 2005 22:59 GMT
> Christina Websell bent over and whined:
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> Well then let's liven things up honey!  Wanna play hide the weiner? ;)

What's a weiner, do translate please?
Mr. Kwazie Catz Executive Vice President UTB - 12 Sep 2005 23:08 GMT
mlabofski@yahoo.co.uk bent over and whined:

>> Christina Websell bent over and whined:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>
>What's a weiner, do translate please?

This ain't zactly the mensa crowd is it honey.  Ok honey, I won't cum
in your mouth, rilly ;)
SuzQ - 12 Sep 2005 23:54 GMT
Hi David S I was thinking about you the other day. I was missing the days
of 3Daves and a Mark.
Suz
David Stevenson - 13 Sep 2005 02:58 GMT
>Hi David S I was thinking about you the other day. I was missing the days
>of 3Daves and a Mark.

  I am always here.  But I rarely post, and I often get weeks behind in
my reading and have ot catch up hundreds of threads in a couple of days.

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Mr. Kwaaazy Caaatz Executive Vice President UTB - 13 Sep 2005 03:53 GMT
David Stevenson bent over and whined:

>>Hi David S I was thinking about you the other day. I was missing the days
>>of 3Daves and a Mark.
>
>   I am always here.  But I rarely post, and I often get weeks behind in
>my reading and have ot catch up hundreds of threads in a couple of days.

Go riding a f.cking train Queenie.

BOOM!

;)
SuzQ - 17 Sep 2005 23:11 GMT

SuzQ wrote
>Hi David S I was thinking about you the other day. I was missing the days
>of 3Daves and a Mark.

David S. replied:
  I am always here.  But I rarely post, and I often get weeks behind in
my reading and have ot catch up hundreds of threads in a couple of days.


======================================
That's good to know.
Suz
Jeanette - 13 Sep 2005 08:34 GMT
> Hi David S I was thinking about you the other day. I was missing the days
> of 3Daves and a Mark.
> Suz

Me too.

Jeanette
meee - 13 Sep 2005 11:15 GMT
(sounds of howling arise from the land down under)
NOOOOOOO!!!!!! First, we lose to bangladesh, now this???
WHAT IS HAPPENING???? (goes to hide under bed for a month until UK stops
gloating over the slain Aussies)

> > Hi David S I was thinking about you the other day. I was missing the days
> > of 3Daves and a Mark.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Jeanette
David Stevenson - 14 Sep 2005 13:06 GMT
>(sounds of howling arise from the land down under)
>NOOOOOOO!!!!!! First, we lose to bangladesh, now this???
>WHAT IS HAPPENING???? (goes to hide under bed for a month until UK stops
>gloating over the slain Aussies)

  A month?  in your dreams!

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mlabofski@yahoo.co.uk - 12 Sep 2005 22:58 GMT
> >>>    Not just one but two test series?
> >>>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> Tweed

I agree, but at least we won it!  My sister (who's taken out her Oz
nationality now) is not amused.  I guess there'll be a street party in
London later this week, something to brighten us up anyway, what with
all the flooding going on (in both senses of the word).
David Stevenson - 13 Sep 2005 02:56 GMT
>David Stevenson wrote:
>>    Not just one but two test series?
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>Ok, y'all are going to have to translate for those of us who think
>cricket is something the cats like to eat. :)

  It's a game at which Australians rather fancy themselves.

  Women:  England 1 Australia 0 Drawn 1
  Men:    England 2 Australia 1 Drawn 2

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Kreisleriana - 13 Sep 2005 03:23 GMT
>>David Stevenson wrote:
>>>    Not just one but two test series?
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>   Women:  England 1 Australia 0 Drawn 1
>   Men:    England 2 Australia 1 Drawn 2

My ex is probably beating his head against a convenient wall. :P

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Mr. Kwaaazy Caaatz Executive Vice President UTB - 13 Sep 2005 03:54 GMT
Kreisleriana bent over and whined:

>>>David Stevenson wrote:
>>>>    Not just one but two test series?
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
>My ex is probably beating his head against a convenient wall. :P

Beats having sex with you eh?

:)
Mr. Kwaaazy Caaatz Executive Vice President UTB - 13 Sep 2005 03:53 GMT
David Stevenson bent over and whined:

>>David Stevenson wrote:
>>>    Not just one but two test series?
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>   It's a game at which Australians rather fancy themselves.

Yeah, that and Roo f.cking ;)
Yowie - 12 Sep 2005 23:41 GMT
>   Hi Yowie, Flippy, and my other friends down there.
>
>   Not just one but two test series?
>
>   Tut tut!!!!!

Although I'll be terribly unpopular with my countrymen for saying this but
I"m *glad* that England won.

Why? Because of 18 years of exceptionally boring cricket, the next few Ashes
series will actually be *interesting*.

its not much of a game when one side so severly outweighed the other that
everyone pretty much knew the outcome before it had even started.

Yowie
David Stevenson - 13 Sep 2005 03:03 GMT
>"David Stevenson" <cat2@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:8AMACSEiVdJDFwJ+@blakjak.demon.co.uk...
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>its not much of a game when one side so severly outweighed the other that
>everyone pretty much knew the outcome before it had even started.

  One thing that did annoy me [and they will all deny it now] were the
large number of people and newspaper reports who wrote England off after
the first Test, saying they were no good.  That's English people, of
course.

  I think the best moment of the whole series was when England needed a
draw, and the umpires were discussing whether the light was too bad to
continue.  There were two sections of crowd near each other, one full of
Ozzies, one of English.  The English were all putting up umbrellas and
the Ozzies took their shirts off and fanned themselves.  :))

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David Stevenson - 14 Sep 2005 13:08 GMT
>Yowie wrote
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
>of Ozzies, one of English.  The English were all putting up umbrellas
>and the Ozzies took their shirts off and fanned themselves.  :))

  I also liked after they had gone off for bad light and they came back
after an early tea, every single one of the Ozzie team was wearing dark
glasses!

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Adrian - 13 Sep 2005 11:59 GMT
>    Hi Yowie, Flippy, and my other friends down there.
>
>    Not just one but two test series?
>
>    Tut tut!!!!!

Don't rub it in, David. On second thoughts, go ahead, rub it in. ;-)
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David Stevenson - 14 Sep 2005 13:09 GMT
>David Stevenson wrote:
>>    Hi Yowie, Flippy, and my other friends down there.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>Don't rub it in, David. On second thoughts, go ahead, rub it in. ;-)

  Rub what in?  oh, the cricket!

  Did you hear about the one-day match between Australia and Bangladesh?

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Adrian - 14 Sep 2005 14:43 GMT
>> David Stevenson wrote:
>>>    Hi Yowie, Flippy, and my other friends down there.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>    Did you hear about the one-day match between Australia and
> Bangladesh?

ROTFL!
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