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Cat Forum / Cat Anecdotes / September 2004The Death Toll Mounts (Possible BW)
Berfert the mighty hunter is not interested in birds, mice, voles, lizards, bugs, or spiders like the other cats. He is our guardian and protector from...CLOTHES. And not just any clothing, MY clothing. So far this week, Berfert has protected us from, as in attacked, killed, and presented to us the following items: My nightgown (twice) my towel with the cat pattern on it my gray shorts assorted underpants several bras knee high panty hose (which has a tendency to attack back and hook over one of his fangs and has to be surgically removed) my multi-red hued hand made afghan a hand made crocheted doily My house is obviously swarming with attack garments of motherly ownership. We are in danger of being overrun, and would suffocate in my clothing if it weren't for the gallant and dedicated efforts of the great hero Berfert. Now, will you stop waking us up at 3 am to announce your conquests? Pam S. Tanada <tanada@earthlink.net> had some very interesting things to say about The Death Toll Mounts (Possible BW): >So far this week, Berfert has protected us from, as in attacked, killed, >and presented to us the following items: [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >assorted underpants >several bras And I thought Felix's fondness for my bras as kitty toys was weird! [Let's not even get started on his having been caught red-pawed stealing nylons from the hand-wash bag and fishing panties out of a drawer!]  Signature"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL What a brave boy! Christine > Berfert the mighty hunter is not interested in birds, mice, voles, > lizards, bugs, or spiders like the other cats. He is our guardian and [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Pam S. "Tanada" <tanada@earthlink.net> wrote: > My house is obviously swarming with attack garments of motherly > ownership. We are in danger of being overrun, and would suffocate in my > clothing if it weren't for the gallant and dedicated efforts of the > great hero Berfert. "Attack garments" - I like that. Evidently danger lurks in the most innocent-looking of items. Thank god you have such a fierce defender! Joyce > "Attack garments" - I like that. Evidently danger lurks in the most > innocent-looking of items. Thank god you have such a fierce defender! > > Joyce Yeah, tell me that at 3 am when he announces his latest carcass. This morning it was a blanket that he'd killed but couldn't get the leverage to drag into our room. Pam S. > Berfert the mighty hunter is not interested in birds, mice, voles, > lizards, bugs, or spiders like the other cats. He is our guardian and [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Pam S. ROTFLMAO! Good one Pam! Hugs, CatNipped > knee high panty hose (which has a tendency to attack back and hook over > one of his fangs and has to be surgically removed) Uhhh.... "knee high" PANTY hose? How does one manage to wear those? >> knee high panty hose (which has a tendency to attack back and hook >> over one of his fangs and has to be surgically removed) > > Uhhh.... "knee high" PANTY hose? How does one manage to wear those? With holes after Berfert deposits the carcasses on the floor. I suppose I should call it knee high nylons instead. I just got into the habit and the panty hose thing just hung one.... Pam S. who's mind is now boggling at the mental image >> knee high panty hose (which has a tendency to attack back and hook over >> one of his fangs and has to be surgically removed) > Uhhh.... "knee high" PANTY hose? How does one manage to > wear those? Maybe they're hip-hop panty hose? :) Joyce Our cats have an unnatural attachement to our hair frackies: the elastics, scrunchies, barrettes etc. that are essential to my and Louie's grooming. We're Sikh and that means vowing not to cut the hair, so this house is bursting with hair thingies, most of which become cat toys. Stosh stalked, attacked, and beat the living $#!+ out of one of those plastic rings you can get to hold a boatload of doodads. He was very kind, however, and brought me his kill this morning. He was very proud, and presented me with the battered ring of elastics like a Spartan returning victorious from the battle. Roxie started it all; she was for a while the only hair frackie hunter in the house. Now all the kids enjoy hunting and hiding our doodads, making the morning routine extremely inefficient. Blessed be, Baha > Berfert the mighty hunter is not interested in birds, mice, voles, > lizards, bugs, or spiders like the other cats. He is our guardian and [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Pam S. > Roxie started it all; she was for a while the only hair frackie hunter in > the house. Now all the kids enjoy hunting and hiding our doodads, making the > morning routine extremely inefficient. My contact lens case spends the night in a drawer, now. I used to keep it on top of the dresser, but hunting for it under the bed or wherever a cat had left it after play was too time-consuming. (Also, that was before I started wearing the disposables, so if the case had opened and the lenses fallen out, I'd have been in BIG trouble!) On Fri, 10 Sep, Baha wrote: >Our cats have an unnatural attachement to our hair frackies: the elastics, >scrunchies, barrettes etc. that are essential to my and Louie's grooming. >We're Sikh and that means vowing not to cut the hair, so this house is >bursting with hair thingies, most of which become cat toys. One time when we had moved the couch, we found close to twenty of those elastic hair bands for holding pony tails. It got to be that Lynda would see a pack while shopping and automatically buy it just to keep us ahead of the cats. Regards and Purrs, O J > Berfert the mighty hunter is not interested in birds, mice, voles, > lizards, bugs, or spiders like the other cats. He is our guardian and [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Pam S. Heh. He's a brave boy! ------ Krista > Berfert the mighty hunter is not interested in birds, mice, voles, > lizards, bugs, or spiders like the other cats. He is our guardian and [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Pam S. LOL SignatureAdrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. >Now, will you stop waking us up at 3 am to announce your conquests? > >Pam S. Lol, I love Berfy ;o) Suz Macmoosette Thank Heavens There's Only One =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= Waiting for inspiration. 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