Useless cats.

Stupid shampoo.

Many years ago I had a friend whose parents worked for Bristol Myers, the
inventors of Clairol Herbal Essence shampoos.  The original formula had to
be taken off the market as it was so herbal essence-y that bees would follow
around people with freshly shampooed hair.

In my search for a shampoo/conditioner combo that can handle the issues I've
been having with my hair since moving to Northern Colorado, I picked a
Herbal Essence formula with Jojoba oil.

And damned if the one fly in the house isn't following me around, buzzing my
head.  I thought he wanted my quiche, but the plate is downstairs in the
sink, and Mr. Fly is up here buzzing my head.

Joe Kitty, ever his motivated useful self, spent about 38 seconds persuing
the fly (as in sitting below the window squeaking) and then decided he was
tired, jumped up on the bed and promptly began snoring.

TBird  <------ severely irritated