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PING Persia (again)
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Sir Weeble Wobblybottom - 04 Sep 2004 18:35 GMT My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me privately at
weeble <at> insightbb <dot> com
Looking forward to hearing from you!
Your ever loving Weeble
Christina Websell - 04 Sep 2004 19:43 GMT > My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me > privately at [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Your ever loving Weeble Take it very steadily, Weeble. Don't be too keen.
Boyfriend
Sir Weeble Wobblybottom - 04 Sep 2004 19:59 GMT >> My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me >> privately at [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Boyfriend I'm only a year old, and I don't know much about what Mommy calls "dating", so any advice is appreciated!
Weeble
jmcquown - 04 Sep 2004 21:50 GMT >> My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me >> privately at [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Boyfriend Jill says: Now you sound like my long lost love. He said the Manual says "don't call too often". This after calling for the 3rd time today. LOL I said what Manual? I didn't get a copy of the Manual!
Persia is gonna send Weebles a photo of her lovely self. He'll be even more in love then!
Jill
Christina Websell - 04 Sep 2004 22:14 GMT >>> My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me >>> privately at [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Jill Boyfriend might be up for a long distance romance with a kitty around 2 years old. She needs to very gentle and kind and not be fierce at all. No kittens involved, he can't any more. He's quite handsome, tabby and white and he is an extremely nice chap. Any offers?
Tweed
Nan - 04 Sep 2004 22:32 GMT >>>> My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me >>>> privately at [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > >Tweed Hi, Boyfriend! Will you be my boyfriend? I'm a gray tortie with a blonde tip on the end of my tail. I had 6 babies right after my meowmie found me. I can't have any more babies, thank goodness. Six hoolikittens were enough for me. My meowmie says I'm gentle and sweet and lovable, not like that Tigger Girl who hisses and swats me with her paw if I try to come in the house.
Tortie (my meowmie doesn't have a very good imagination when it comes to naming kitties) --
Nan and the furkids
A wise man talks because he has something to say; a fool talks because he has to say something.
Christina Websell - 04 Sep 2004 22:51 GMT >>>>> My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me >>>>> privately at [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > to naming kitties) > -- Hello Tortie.
My meowmie doesn't name well either - well, look at mine! I'd like to be your boyfriend, but I am shy, and easily hurt. You need to be very, very kind and gentle to me. We could take it from there and see.
Boyfriend
Nan - 04 Sep 2004 23:36 GMT >Hello Tortie. > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Boyfriend Hello Boyfriend (giggle)
I'm shy, too. I can't believe that I actually got enough nerve to ask someone to be my boyfriend. I'll be kind and gentle to you if you'll be kind and gentle to me. But let's not tell our meowmies yet, 'cause they might think we're too young to be boyfriend and girlfriend.
If you can teleport over here I'll introduce you to my kittens, except they're not little kittens anymore since they're a year old now.
I have to close now. I hear meowmie coming and she doesn't allow me around her 'puter.
Tortie --
Nan and the furkids
A wise man talks because he has something to say; a fool talks because he has to say something.
Christina Websell - 05 Sep 2004 00:00 GMT >>Hello Tortie. >> [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > Tortie > -- Don't think I could teleport yet, it sounds a bit scary. Let's just email at first. I promise to be always kind and gentle because I can't seem to help it. Feel a bit excited that I might have a girlfriend. I saw some girlcats in the neighbourhood, but I was too shy to approach them. My meowmie lets me do anything, even use her new pooter.
Boyfriend
Nan - 06 Sep 2004 13:12 GMT > Don't think I could teleport yet, it sounds a bit scary. Let's just email >at first. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Boyfriend Teleport does sound scary. I don't think I could do it, but I thought maybe since you're a guy that you could. I saw the father of my babies the other day. He is so fickle. I think I'm better off without him. No, I know I'm better off without him. You sound like you're much nicer than he was. I was still a little girl and he took advantage of me and then left me.
Tortie --
Nan and the furkids
A wise man talks because he has something to say; a fool talks because he has to say something.
Christina Websell - 08 Sep 2004 22:15 GMT >> Don't think I could teleport yet, it sounds a bit scary. Let's just >> email [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Tortie Hello Tortie
Sorry I haven't replied, my meowmie hasn't been here. Auntie Margaret has been looking after me. I felt brave enough to ask her for my breakfast this morning. My meowmie may not be able to post regularly for a while as she is a bit poorly, but may I put my paw gently into yours for now?
Boyfriend
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Nan - 08 Sep 2004 22:45 GMT >Hello Tortie > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >. Hello Boyfriend
I'm sorry your meowmie hasn't been there, but at least you had your Auntie Margaret looking after you. My meowmie said that your meowmie had something called surgery done on her eyes, and isn't feeling good right now.
We can hold paws anytime you want to, and I'm purring extra hard for your meowmie to start feeling better.
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Nan and the furkids
A wise man talks because he has something to say; a fool talks because he has to say something.
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 05 Sep 2004 08:30 GMT > But let's not tell our meowmies yet, 'cause > they might think we're too young to be boyfriend and girlfriend.
> If you can teleport over here I'll introduce you to my kittens, except > they're not little kittens anymore since they're a year old now. If you have kittens, then you've been around the block! :) So I doubt your human mom will think you're too young. Now Boyfriend, that's another matter. But I'm getting the feeling he's into older women anyway. :)
Joyce
Nan - 07 Sep 2004 21:25 GMT > > But let's not tell our meowmies yet, 'cause > > they might think we're too young to be boyfriend and girlfriend. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >Joyce I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a very young teenager. The hoomans at the place where I thought I had a forever home threw me out into the cold when they found out I was in the family way. I found my new meomie all by myself and after my babies were born she made sure that I couldn't be taken advantage of again.
I like Tiger, but Tigger hisses at me and tries to hit me everytime I try to come in the house. So I have a cozy place under the porch to sleep, and lots of mousies to catch out in the hayfield.
Tortie --
Nan and the furkids
A wise man talks because he has something to say; a fool talks because he has to say something.
Steve Touchstone - 07 Sep 2004 22:19 GMT >I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a >very young teenager. The hoomans at the place where I thought I had a [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > >Tortie That's Mama Little Bit's story! She reminds me of her story everytime the hoomin does something really stoopid and I say I want to runaway.
She says she was just about 10 months old when her old hoomins left her outside in the middle of a bad ice storm. Our hoomin let her come inside to get warm, and I was born in the closet a week or so later. He kept saying we couldn't stay, but here it is three years later and we're still here.
I'm not sure what an ice storm is, but I know it's COLD and WET! And, no one hates being cold and wet more than my mama.
 Signature Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky
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Steve Touchstone - 08 Sep 2004 00:25 GMT >>I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a >>very young teenager. The hoomans at the place where I thought I had a [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] >I'm not sure what an ice storm is, but I know it's COLD and WET! And, >no one hates being cold and wet more than my mama. Silly hoomin forgot to sign my post!
signed, Sammy (currently looking for a halfway decent hoomin-type secretary who will sneak in a can of Fancy Feast for special occasions - like breaksfast and dinner)
 Signature Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky
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Nan - 08 Sep 2004 00:32 GMT >>>I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a >>>very young teenager. The hoomans at the place where I thought I had a [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] >sneak in a can of Fancy Feast for special occasions - like breaksfast >and dinner) That's ok, Sammy. My meowmie forgot to sign my posts, too. Meowmie said that's what happens when you get old, you start forgetting stuff. That's ok as long as she doesn't forget the 'portant stuff like when it's time to feed the kitties.
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Nan and the furkids
A wise man talks because he has something to say; a fool talks because he has to say something.
O J - 08 Sep 2004 02:31 GMT On Tue, 07 Sep, Sammy wrote:
>That's Mama Little Bit's story! She reminds me of her story everytime >the hoomin does something really stoopid and I say I want to runaway. You've got a really good hoomin there Sammy. Next time he sits down to rest, jump up in his lap, purr loudly, and give him some kitty-licks on the nose.
Regards and Purrs, O J
Steve Touchstone - 08 Sep 2004 02:52 GMT >On Tue, 07 Sep, Sammy wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >to rest, jump up in his lap, purr loudly, and give him some >kitty-licks on the nose. nah, I'm more of a perpetual motion purr machine. When I want scritches I hardly ever lay on his lap like Mama LB or Rocky. I just seem to have a need to walk back on forth across his lap - but I can purr really loud. Momma says the reason he kept me instead of my brother or one of my two sisters is that I always purred real loud whenever he picked me up when I was a baby. He thought I was gonna be a cuddle lap kitty like mama, but I fooled him. Well, maybe I settle down to being a lap cat when I get old - NOT hee hee
Sammy
 Signature Steve Touchstone, faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky
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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 07 Sep 2004 23:12 GMT > I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a > very young teenager. Aren't all male cats like that, though? :)
> The hoomans at the place where I thought I had a > forever home threw me out into the cold when they found out I was in > the family way. What nasty people! They didn't deserve you.
> I like Tiger, but Tigger hisses at me and tries to hit me everytime I > try to come in the house. So I have a cozy place under the porch to > sleep, and lots of mousies to catch out in the hayfield. That sounds like a great life for an outdoor kitty!
Joyce
Sir Weeble Wobblybottom - 07 Sep 2004 23:30 GMT > > I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a > > very young teenager. > > Aren't all male cats like that, though? :) I am not! I loooove my Pretty Precious Persia!
> > The hoomans at the place where I thought I had a > > forever home threw me out into the cold when they found out I was in > > the family way. > > What nasty people! They didn't deserve you. Very few hoomins do deserve us ;). Mommy is one of those few, and SEVIN of us have decided to live with her!
> > I like Tiger, but Tigger hisses at me and tries to hit me everytime I > > try to come in the house. So I have a cozy place under the porch to > > sleep, and lots of mousies to catch out in the hayfield. > > That sounds like a great life for an outdoor kitty! Mommy says we live too close to 'da rode' to let us play outside, she's afrayd we will get 'run over by a car'. I'm happy to watch the birdies and buggies threw the window, and nap on my tower (dreaming of Persia, of course).
Weeble
Nan - 08 Sep 2004 00:08 GMT >> > I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a >> > very young teenager. [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > >Weeble Meowmie said that if our road was a busy road then I couldn't be outside either, regardless of what Tigger said. But I'm real careful when I cross the road, and if there is a car coming I run like crazy. There's a big barn across the road and it's my job to keep the mousies out. There's biiiiiiiiggggggg rolls of hay in there and it's a lot of fun to play on them. --
Nan and the furkids
A wise man talks because he has something to say; a fool talks because he has to say something.
Nan - 08 Sep 2004 00:03 GMT > > I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a > > very young teenager. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >What nasty people! They didn't deserve you. That's the reason that I left and found a real forever home. They didn't love me enough to make sure that I wouldn't have a lot of babies.
> > I like Tiger, but Tigger hisses at me and tries to hit me everytime I > > try to come in the house. So I have a cozy place under the porch to > > sleep, and lots of mousies to catch out in the hayfield. > >That sounds like a great life for an outdoor kitty! Meowmie would like to make me an inside kitty, but Tigger says that she is the only girl kitty allowed in the house, and "THAT'S THAT!". She's not very nice.
>Joyce --
Nan and the furkids
A wise man talks because he has something to say; a fool talks because he has to say something.
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