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Sir Weeble Wobblybottom - 04 Sep 2004 18:35 GMT
My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me privately
at

weeble <at> insightbb <dot> com

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Your ever loving Weeble
Christina Websell - 04 Sep 2004 19:43 GMT
> My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me
> privately at
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Your ever loving Weeble

Take it very steadily, Weeble.  Don't be too keen.

Boyfriend
Sir Weeble Wobblybottom - 04 Sep 2004 19:59 GMT
>> My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me
>> privately at
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Boyfriend

I'm only a year old, and I don't know much about what Mommy calls "dating",
so any advice is appreciated!

Weeble
jmcquown - 04 Sep 2004 21:50 GMT
>> My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me
>> privately at
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Boyfriend

Jill says: Now you sound like my long lost love.  He said the Manual says
"don't call too often".  This after calling for the 3rd time today. LOL  I
said what Manual?  I didn't get a copy of the Manual!

Persia is gonna send Weebles a photo of her lovely self.  He'll be even more
in love then!

Jill
Christina Websell - 04 Sep 2004 22:14 GMT
>>> My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me
>>> privately at
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>
> Jill

Boyfriend might be up for a long distance romance with a kitty around 2
years old.  She needs to very gentle and kind and not be fierce at all. No
kittens involved, he can't any more.
He's quite handsome, tabby and white and he is an extremely nice chap.  Any
offers?

Tweed
Nan - 04 Sep 2004 22:32 GMT
>>>> My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me
>>>> privately at
[quoted text clipped - 26 lines]
>
>Tweed

Hi, Boyfriend!  Will you be my boyfriend?  I'm a gray tortie with a
blonde tip on the end of my tail.  I had 6 babies right after my
meowmie found me.  I can't have any more babies, thank goodness.  Six
hoolikittens were enough for me.  My meowmie says I'm gentle and sweet
and lovable, not like that Tigger Girl who hisses and swats me with
her paw if I try to come in the house.

Tortie (my meowmie doesn't have a very good imagination when it comes
to naming kitties)
--

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.
Christina Websell - 04 Sep 2004 22:51 GMT
>>>>> My Mommy's set up my *very own* email account, so you can email me
>>>>> privately at
[quoted text clipped - 40 lines]
> to naming kitties)
> --

Hello Tortie.

My meowmie doesn't name well either - well, look at mine!
I'd like to be your boyfriend, but I am shy, and easily hurt.  You need to
be very, very kind and gentle to me.
We could take it from there and see.

Boyfriend
Nan - 04 Sep 2004 23:36 GMT
>Hello Tortie.
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>Boyfriend

Hello Boyfriend (giggle)

I'm shy, too.  I can't believe that I actually got enough nerve to ask
someone to be my boyfriend.  I'll be kind and gentle to you if you'll
be kind and gentle to me.  But let's not tell our meowmies yet, 'cause
they might think we're too young to be boyfriend and girlfriend.

If you can teleport over here I'll introduce you to my kittens, except
they're not little kittens anymore since they're a year old now.

I have to close now.  I hear meowmie coming and she doesn't allow me
around her 'puter.

Tortie
--

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.
Christina Websell - 05 Sep 2004 00:00 GMT
>>Hello Tortie.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
> Tortie
> --

Don't think I could teleport yet, it sounds a bit scary.  Let's just email
at first.
I promise to be always kind and gentle because I can't seem to help it.
Feel a bit excited that I might have a girlfriend.  I saw some girlcats in
the neighbourhood, but I was too shy to approach them.
My meowmie lets me do anything, even use her new pooter.

Boyfriend
Nan - 06 Sep 2004 13:12 GMT
> Don't think I could teleport yet, it sounds a bit scary.  Let's just email
>at first.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>Boyfriend

Teleport does sound scary.  I don't think I could do it, but I thought
maybe since you're a guy that you could.  I saw the father of my
babies the other day.  He is so fickle.  I think I'm better off
without him.  No, I know I'm better off without him.  You sound like
you're much nicer than he was.  I was still a little girl and he took
advantage of me and then left me.

Tortie
--

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.
Christina Websell - 08 Sep 2004 22:15 GMT
>> Don't think I could teleport yet, it sounds a bit scary.  Let's just
>> email
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> Tortie

Hello Tortie

Sorry I haven't replied, my meowmie hasn't been here.  Auntie Margaret has
been looking after me. I felt brave enough to ask her for my breakfast this
morning.
My meowmie may not be able to post regularly for a while as she is a bit
poorly, but may I put my paw gently into yours for now?

Boyfriend

.
Nan - 08 Sep 2004 22:45 GMT
>Hello Tortie
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>.

Hello Boyfriend

I'm sorry your meowmie hasn't been there, but at least you had your
Auntie Margaret looking after you.  My meowmie said that your meowmie
had something called surgery done on her eyes, and isn't feeling good
right now.  

We can hold paws anytime you want to, and I'm purring extra hard for
your meowmie to start feeling better.

--

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.
jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 05 Sep 2004 08:30 GMT
> But let's not tell our meowmies yet, 'cause
> they might think we're too young to be boyfriend and girlfriend.

> If you can teleport over here I'll introduce you to my kittens, except
> they're not little kittens anymore since they're a year old now.

If you have kittens, then you've been around the block! :) So I doubt
your human mom will think you're too young. Now Boyfriend, that's another
matter. But I'm getting the feeling he's into older women anyway. :)

Joyce
Nan - 07 Sep 2004 21:25 GMT
> > But let's not tell our meowmies yet, 'cause
> > they might think we're too young to be boyfriend and girlfriend.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>Joyce

I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a
very young teenager.  The hoomans at the place where I thought I had a
forever home threw me out into the cold when they found out I was in
the family way.  I found my new meomie all by myself and after my
babies were born she made sure that I couldn't be taken advantage of
again.

I like Tiger, but Tigger hisses at me and tries to hit me everytime I
try to come in the house.  So I have a cozy place under the porch to
sleep, and lots of mousies to catch out in the hayfield.

Tortie
--

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.
Steve Touchstone - 07 Sep 2004 22:19 GMT
>I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a
>very young teenager.  The hoomans at the place where I thought I had a
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>Tortie

That's Mama Little Bit's story! She reminds me of her story everytime
the hoomin does something really stoopid and I say I want to runaway.

She says she was just about 10 months old when her old hoomins left
her outside in the middle of a bad ice storm. Our hoomin let her come
inside to get warm, and I was born in the closet a week or so later.
He kept saying we couldn't stay, but here it is three years later and
we're still here.

I'm not sure what an ice storm is, but I know it's COLD and WET! And,
no one hates being cold and wet more than my mama.
Signature

Steve Touchstone,
faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky

stouchst@JUNKsirinet.net [remove Junk for email]
Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html
Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html

Steve Touchstone - 08 Sep 2004 00:25 GMT
>>I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a
>>very young teenager.  The hoomans at the place where I thought I had a
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>I'm not sure what an ice storm is, but I know it's COLD and WET! And,
>no one hates being cold and wet more than my mama.

Silly hoomin forgot to sign my post!

signed,
Sammy
(currently looking for a halfway decent hoomin-type secretary who will
sneak in a can of Fancy Feast for special occasions - like breaksfast
and dinner)
Signature

Steve Touchstone,
faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky

stouchst@JUNKsirinet.net [remove Junk for email]
Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html
Cat Pix: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/animals.html

Nan - 08 Sep 2004 00:32 GMT
>>>I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a
>>>very young teenager.  The hoomans at the place where I thought I had a
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
>sneak in a can of Fancy Feast for special occasions - like breaksfast
>and dinner)

That's ok, Sammy.  My meowmie forgot to sign my posts, too.  Meowmie
said that's what happens when you get old, you start forgetting stuff.
That's ok as long as she doesn't forget the 'portant stuff like when
it's time to feed the kitties.  

--

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.
O J - 08 Sep 2004 02:31 GMT
On Tue, 07 Sep, Sammy wrote:

>That's Mama Little Bit's story! She reminds me of her story everytime
>the hoomin does something really stoopid and I say I want to runaway.

You've got a really good hoomin there Sammy.  Next time he sits down
to rest, jump up in his lap, purr loudly, and give him some
kitty-licks on the nose.

Regards and Purrs,
O J
Steve Touchstone - 08 Sep 2004 02:52 GMT
>On Tue, 07 Sep, Sammy wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>to rest, jump up in his lap, purr loudly, and give him some
>kitty-licks on the nose.

nah, I'm more of a perpetual motion purr machine. When I want
scritches I hardly ever lay on his lap like Mama LB or Rocky. I just
seem to have a need to walk back on forth across his lap - but I can
purr really loud. Momma says the reason he kept me instead of my
brother or one of my two sisters is that I always purred real loud
whenever he picked me up when I was a baby. He thought I was gonna be
a cuddle lap kitty like mama, but I fooled him. Well, maybe I settle
down to being a lap cat when I get old - NOT hee hee

Sammy

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Steve Touchstone,
faithful servant of Sammy, Little Bit and Rocky

stouchst@JUNKsirinet.net [remove Junk for email]
Home Page: http://www.sirinet.net/~stouchst/index.html
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jXwXeXrXmXoXnXt@sonic.net - 07 Sep 2004 23:12 GMT
> I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a
> very young teenager.

Aren't all male cats like that, though? :)

> The hoomans at the place where I thought I had a
> forever home threw me out into the cold when they found out I was in
> the family way.

What nasty people! They didn't deserve you.

> I like Tiger, but Tigger hisses at me and tries to hit me everytime I
> try to come in the house.  So I have a cozy place under the porch to
> sleep, and lots of mousies to catch out in the hayfield.

That sounds like a great life for an outdoor kitty!

Joyce
Sir Weeble Wobblybottom - 07 Sep 2004 23:30 GMT
> > I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a
> > very young teenager.
>
> Aren't all male cats like that, though? :)

I am not!  I loooove my Pretty Precious Persia!

> > The hoomans at the place where I thought I had a
> > forever home threw me out into the cold when they found out I was in
> > the family way.
>
> What nasty people! They didn't deserve you.

Very few hoomins do deserve us ;).  Mommy is one of those few, and SEVIN of
us have decided to live with her!

> > I like Tiger, but Tigger hisses at me and tries to hit me everytime I
> > try to come in the house.  So I have a cozy place under the porch to
> > sleep, and lots of mousies to catch out in the hayfield.
>
> That sounds like a great life for an outdoor kitty!

Mommy says we live too close to 'da rode' to let us play outside, she's
afrayd we will get 'run over by a car'.  I'm happy to watch the birdies and
buggies threw the window, and nap on my tower (dreaming of Persia, of
course).

Weeble
Nan - 08 Sep 2004 00:08 GMT
>> > I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a
>> > very young teenager.
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
>
>Weeble

Meowmie said that if our road was a busy road then I couldn't be
outside either, regardless of what Tigger said.  But I'm real careful
when I cross the road, and if there is a car coming I run like crazy.
There's a big barn across the road and it's my job to keep the mousies
out.  There's biiiiiiiiggggggg rolls of hay in there and it's a lot of
fun to play on them.
--

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.
Nan - 08 Sep 2004 00:03 GMT
> > I was taken advantage of by a love 'em and leave 'em guy when I was a
> > very young teenager.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>What nasty people! They didn't deserve you.

That's the reason that I left and found a real forever home.  They
didn't love me enough to make sure that I wouldn't have a lot of
babies.

> > I like Tiger, but Tigger hisses at me and tries to hit me everytime I
> > try to come in the house.  So I have a cozy place under the porch to
> > sleep, and lots of mousies to catch out in the hayfield.
>
>That sounds like a great life for an outdoor kitty!

Meowmie would like to make me an inside kitty, but Tigger says that
she is the only girl kitty allowed in the house, and "THAT'S THAT!".
She's not very nice.

>Joyce

--

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.
 
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